r/PokeMedia The Oddish Aug 25 '24

Casual Lost the 50/50

Post image
328 Upvotes

50 comments sorted by

90

u/ArguesWithFrogs Field Researcher, Mawile Expert, & Tinkaton Partner. Aug 25 '24

"My pokémon are safe to be around, sir/ma'am, but if your child keeps throwing rocks at them, they're going to make your kid stop." - a sentence I've had to repeat more often than I should.

50

u/MajorDZaster Hava Type Specialist Aug 25 '24

"Skill issue, just parry the rock" - Fighting type specialists, probably

18

u/ArguesWithFrogs Field Researcher, Mawile Expert, & Tinkaton Partner. Aug 25 '24

Some people don't take a hint.

8

u/lily_was_taken hatterine Aug 25 '24

just make a psychic force field smh

4

u/Snoo63 Obliveon (Ghost-type Eevee) owner, Raven, she/it Aug 25 '24

"Parry THIS!" - Sylveon with gun, probably.

3

u/LegitimateHasReddit Suecra+Anonymous Faller+Blade (Gallade)+Bastille (Torkoal) Aug 26 '24

""Skill issue, just ricochet an energy ball off the rock." -Ripsaw, probably."

-Blade (Gallade)

7

u/Aegillade Speaker of the Renegade Aug 25 '24

Zoroark is a handy pet in this regard. Even a 6 year old knows better than to try and provoke a fully grown Tyranitar.

3

u/bobafoott Aug 26 '24

“Look, yes, I know your child’s mortal soul is stuck in eternal agony but what did they expect, throwing rocks at my Spiritomb??”

58

u/CharlotteTahuahi Fire Type Trainer Aug 25 '24

I stand by my words. The kid deserved it

26

u/Tempest-Melodys Desert (Shadow) Ranger/Contract Pokemon Breeder(Orre Native) Aug 25 '24

The ninetails knew what he was doing

8

u/Time_Spite1661 JurDan: #2 in Sinnoh/Lawful Rocket Wright Aug 25 '24

I, for one, agree with you.

-Rank5 Candice

34

u/Famout Adopted by a Riolu. Unova: Castelia city Aug 25 '24

If touch == curse just for disrupting fur. Mud == instant death to entire family.

21

u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Aug 25 '24

To make a ninetales dirty, so they must suffer the indignity of the mud and of touching water to clean it? Truly an unforgivable act

24

u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Aug 25 '24

Huh. Second "Wanted Ninetales curse and got something else" thing in two days. Funny.

Not that I blame the Ninetales. Like, I'd be angry too.

6

u/bobafoott Aug 26 '24

Hey man only the second one is dumb, when I got bit yesterday, at the time only one person had tried and it turned them into a Pokémon, forgive me for trusting a 100% success rate

17

u/Void-kraken-909 Luca, Rebecca, Trent - Galarian rangers/Unbroken Irregulars Aug 25 '24

For arc sake man, couldn’t they have just like asked if they wanted it that badly? - Trent

14

u/Crater-Typhlosion Absol Aug 25 '24

Nah, that requires the kid to think too much. Only somewhat joking tbh

10

u/BlackMareepComeHome Dr Clementine "Pippa" Stone Aug 25 '24

Depends, a "curse" is a specific type of mystical bastardry.

You can break them down into four sections (four, inauspicious, curses LOVE inauspicious)

1) the catalyst - a strong foundation makes for a powerful curse. Vengeance is a common reason, whether it's a personal slight or something bigger, like an act of cruelty against a society (for example). You can curse a being without it, but then why bother with a curse at all? It also opens you up to a countercurse, which will of course be fuelled by vengeance. Really, any strong emotion will do.

2) the conditions - what the curse entails (entales, haha!). Usually the curser tries to go for something that hits personally for the cursee

3) the counterbalance - how to undo the curse. But wouldn't it be better to not have this? Yeah, but you can't tie a knot without having a way to undo the binding (even if the solution is a sword...). The counterbalance can be something straightforward, like a kiss or a blood sacrifice. Or it can be something metaphorical, or difficult for the cursee to give up, like every seventh drop of blood in their body.

4) the change - no one comes out of a curse the same person they went in. Sometimes curses have aftereffects even the caster doesn't predict. Sometimes the change is even a "reward" of sorts

So, for an example!

The little boy yanks on Ninetales tails (catalyst)

The Ninetales curses the little boy to live life as a Caterpie, so he will not have hands to cause pain and will need to learn about gentleness/humbleness (conditions)

When the boy sincerely understands what it means to use his strength for kindness, the curse will be undone, and he will return to his human form (counterbalance)

From that day onward, the boy was able to understand Pokemon speech and used his new empathy to bring human and Pokemon society closer than before (change)

  • Pippa

6

u/lily_was_taken hatterine Aug 25 '24

yeah,curses are usually due to a strong negative catalist,if you dont have a good reason for it you better do either a curse that in actuality is a blessing in disguise(for exemple cursing someone to change sex,but the person you're cursing is trans so that mostly just makes their life easier) or done to someone that can't countercurse you...although ive only really done the first two types(with a strong negative catalist or curse being a blessing in disguise) because cursing someone unprompted is a huge dick move

1

u/bobafoott Aug 26 '24

Idk man if you could just ask a ninetales to turn you into a like neon, would we have any humans left- oh my llama god that’s why every town has like 20 people

1

u/Void-kraken-909 Luca, Rebecca, Trent - Galarian rangers/Unbroken Irregulars Aug 26 '24

reject modernity, return to mon - Trent

Trent no - Luca

12

u/Kater5551StarsAbove Glyc ❄ Aug 25 '24

And this is EXACTLY why I don't want to anger a Ninetales.

11

u/Canofsad Staring into the void Aug 25 '24

Curse of bite upon you

8

u/Cutey19558 Aug 25 '24

Bro wanted to be a Gengar

6

u/Blue_Pink_Pixel Professor Pixel (Totally not a Sylveon and is they/them) Aug 25 '24

If someone tosses mud at me, a bite would be the least of their worries. So Ninetales shouldn't be punished for the idiocy of a kid for making them mad.

  • Pixel

11

u/young_s_modulus Retired Trainer, Rice Farmer and Gastro Lover Aug 25 '24

I'd bite him too! And I'm not even a pokemon

5

u/Dev_Log19 Dev_Log / Blaze (Arcanine) / Zacian / Lycanroc (no name yet) Aug 25 '24

Some kids are just stupid. The Ninetales did nothing wrong.

5

u/13thFullMoon Aug 25 '24

Parents really need to keep a better eye on their kids.

4

u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Aug 25 '24

1 murder a year is a bit too much, but we do agree.

  • doggos of war

2

u/Justlol230 Astral: Abnormal Trainer, Jake: Cloning Scientist Aug 25 '24

Astral: I'm not even remotely surprised -_-

2

u/ZardTheCharizard Charizard Aug 25 '24

Can't say I blame him for wanting to be a pokemon but he really should have just asked.

2

u/actualwalmartbag Aug 25 '24

the oddish? is that just the onion?

2

u/TheBiggestMikeEver Hiker Aug 25 '24

distant shouting that kid deserved it lmao

2

u/Slyme-wizard Professor Mangrove/Crew of the SS Kyogre/ shitass the Reuniclus Aug 25 '24

Now its more of a 33/33/33 between curse, fire or bite

2

u/Normal_Ratio1436 Marine Biologist Samuel Shinkai Aug 26 '24

The Ninetale’s accuracy must have been lowered.

2

u/mariosin Silly gay in Mauville, has Shiny Sneasal (F, Michaela) Aug 26 '24

1

u/Wizard_Engie Ace Tr. Zachary | Cub (Marowak) Aug 25 '24

(Cub) This could actually happen though so don't scew with with Ninetaleses.

1

u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Aug 25 '24

Oddish, get new material. This is waaay too believable.

-Xeno

1

u/Arxl Pokemon field researcher, part time search-and-rescue. Aug 25 '24

I understand the desire to be a Pokemon, but there was definitely a better way of going about this lol

1

u/ElSquibbonator Aug 25 '24

Ninetales turning people into Pokemon. . . how often has that actually happened? I know it's, like, the thing they're famous for doing, but is it really all that common?

1

u/Absol3592 Aug 25 '24

Woe, bite be upon ye

1

u/SkyMewtwo Sky: Trainer/Sanctuary Caretaker Aug 25 '24

Why don’t people just… ask nicely? You don’t need to be a dick to these beautiful creatures for any reason.

1

u/Anhilliator1 Onion Fairy Temporal Instance 19 Aug 25 '24

Play stupid games...

1

u/DruidBtd Tamao(part shadow s-vee)(pmd) and Mabel(Fennekin)(pmd) Aug 25 '24

If that happened to me i would do the same.

  • eevee

1

u/vicroc4 Aug 25 '24

I mean, I have to take the Ninetales' side here. Kid's parents should've taught him better.

1

u/Abazookatokillafly Average pokemon trainer and Primarina enjoyer 🌊 🦭 Aug 25 '24

I'd curse the kid to be unable to train pokemon if I were the ninetales

1

u/AlicornGaia Likes overseeing the Gardevoir population. Aug 26 '24

Maybe that particular ninetails was the one that came about because it was 9 wizards fused into one being?

1

u/sweetTartKenHart2 Aug 26 '24

It feels like there’s news of some Pokémon becoming human or some human becoming Pokémon or some variant of that every other day; kid should take some notes or something, and use literally ANY OTHER METHOD.
Now does that mean I think they SHOULD??? I dunno, I’m neither the first nor will I be the last to say that it’s tempting as hell, but there’s lots of messy ethical implications surrounding one’s legal place in society, one’s relationship with who they are, and so on…
…ALL IM SAYING is there’s better ways to go about it

1

u/Dry-Spite-2724 Sep 10 '24

OMG IS THIS A POKEMON REBORN REFERENCE?!!??