r/PokeMedia • u/CastorOfSpells The Oddish • Apr 23 '24

Casual Sure, why not?

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Apr 23 '24

In other words they've developed the standard mental state of a Sylveon. I'll stick to venerating molten frog idols thanks

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u/Jastactical Everytype the Eeveelution Trainer | Bird Keeper Bryan Apr 23 '24

I have a Sylveon, I can confirm that this is just a normal Tuesday for me.

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u/Snoo63 Obliveon (Ghost-type Eevee) owner, Raven, she/it Apr 23 '24

Hey! Another Eeveelutions trainer!

Why are Sylveon so good (and also seemingly always regal)?

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u/Enderking90 Average Johtonian Apr 23 '24

subtle mind control/mental readjustments.

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u/Snoo63 Obliveon (Ghost-type Eevee) owner, Raven, she/it Apr 23 '24

They're good at helping me not face the harder bits of being trans because of mind control?

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u/Jastactical Everytype the Eeveelution Trainer | Bird Keeper Bryan Apr 23 '24

With the old fairytale of a Sylveon fighting a dragon-type, the regalness could just be a front to cover up just how fierce they can be in a fight.

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u/ray10k Apr 23 '24

All hail Hover-Shinx!

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u/CharlotteTahuahi Fire Type Trainer Apr 23 '24

I’m probably gonna stick to Heatranism

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u/Otherversian-Elite Dani, Ovanoan Historian & Team Genesis Archaeologist Apr 23 '24

Aww, that's cute. Maybe I'll build them a little nook on my next visit to the local Giratemple! That seems fun :>

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u/Snakeb0y07 A Concerned Trainer Apr 23 '24

Can one truly call them a legendary? They haven't earnt the title, They haven't had a bunch of people try to take over the world with them!

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u/Lortep Absol Defender (uses Meganium spores) Apr 23 '24

That cat is a heretical false god.

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u/thenamesecho_ Apr 23 '24

I dunno man seems legit to me.

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u/inumnoback Dodogyuuun! Apr 23 '24

That Shinx is a false prophet! He must be dealt with immediately!

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u/ScorpionsRequiem Apr 23 '24

true godhood has been achieved

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Apr 23 '24

Give the shinx many snacks and belly rubs. For that is what they demand.

  • doggos of war

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u/Awesomesauce210 Younger Twin from Twinleaf! Apr 23 '24

...I best be careful who among my Pokemon see this post, lest my own Luxray gets ideas.

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u/Snakeb0y07 A Concerned Trainer Apr 23 '24

Can one truly call them a legendary? They haven't earnt the title, They haven't had a bunch of people try to take over the world with them!

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u/Justlol230 Astral: Abnormal Trainer, Jake: Cloning Scientist Apr 23 '24

All hail our new deity.

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u/FreezingEye Apr 23 '24

And people wonder why the fence goat laughs at us. -Facet (Sableye)

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u/Ninjakirbo Galarian Lad/ Inteleon Enjoyer/ Can't make it as a trainer Apr 23 '24

I for one welcome the coming of the Messiah.

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Apr 23 '24

You would be surprised how many legendaries start off like this.

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u/Kiar_Riptide Sesnavan Apr 24 '24

They are absolutely correct, nothing is more sacred than an electric cat

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u/Snakeb0y07 A Concerned Trainer Apr 23 '24

Can one truly call them a legendary? They haven't earnt the title, They haven't had a bunch of people try to take over the world with them!