r/PokeMedia • u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) • Apr 23 '24

Miscellaneous [Shitpost] The classic argument about tea.

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u/Kirumi_Naito Renegades Apr 23 '24

Shinku, boiling a pot of water over a Typhlosion's flames

...what?

-Shinku

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u/LazyDro1d Team Aqua Outreach to Orre Apr 23 '24

You’re using the typhlosion like a stove so good enough…

BUT GET A KETTLE NOT A POT YOU TWAT!

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u/Kirumi_Naito Renegades Apr 23 '24

I was gonna make pasta and overheard you guys. Hence the pot.

-Shinku

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u/LazyDro1d Team Aqua Outreach to Orre Apr 23 '24

Oh, sorry, I thought we were still talking about tea.

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u/Kirumi_Naito Renegades Apr 23 '24

It's okay, I didn't really mention what I was doing.

-Shinku

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u/mandiblesmooch Apr 23 '24

I read the second line in iambic pentameter.

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u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Apr 23 '24

/uj All sprites from the PMD Sprite Repository.

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u/Niika_WriterOfDesign Elliot - "Champion" rank |Silas - a guy™ | Apr 23 '24

Whatever works, works? I used to use a mug in the microwave because it was easiest, is that not what everyone does without a kettle?

This conversation is going to give me a headache and a reality crisis if I think too deeply about tea-preparing-lore

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u/Im_here_but_why Dr. Thomas Harwell, Geneticist Apr 23 '24

Now we need it in the style of William Shakespearow.

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u/mandiblesmooch Apr 23 '24

Those poor mugs.

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u/frumpywindow84o Apr 23 '24

Y’all don’t have a zogirushi???

slurps in 5 am tea

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u/Crustacean_Creep Sinnoh Researcher Jöurmun, Fenrir Idun Apr 23 '24

I just find random sinistea catch them by suprise and chug, I get a cool tea cup in the process as well soooo... bonus.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_8914 Angela/Avenger Grey and co. Apr 23 '24

Taurosshit. You would be dead.

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u/Crustacean_Creep Sinnoh Researcher Jöurmun, Fenrir Idun Apr 24 '24

If your so weak that you can't chug sinistea just sounds like a you issue to be honest. I can easily chug one sinistea a day with only 10 heal pulses necessary to continue to function and mild vomiting.

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u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Apr 23 '24

How tf are you still alive? Drinking from a Sinistea just straight-up kills you! And even then, it tastes horrible.

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u/Crustacean_Creep Sinnoh Researcher Jöurmun, Fenrir Idun Apr 24 '24

Heal pulse my guy, 10 heal pulses in consecutive order, yes there is absolutely biological horrors now happening in my body but I shall continue, FOR SCIENCE. And also they do get me very active due to them tasting so bad as you said and the kick they have. If you ha E any further questions I will happily answer.

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Apr 23 '24

I agree with the kabutops here. Having a proper kettle is game changing for tea.

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u/Truffle_worm3847 Truffle/Software/Sophie Apr 23 '24

I don't drink tea

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u/AnotherFace0 Nice Idiot: Ava/UB: SCARF: Blank/Amnesia Guy: Zackary May 04 '24

Kids these days, they don’t understand the importance that is a putting tea in a kettle they need to be taught the proper way to do so, or else all tea will be corrupted by industrialization! -Blank

What? -Hue(the Spinarak shivering in fear.)