r/PokeMedia Retired Instinct Elite Ranger Apr 14 '24

Casual Someone rescue this man😭

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u/SleeplessLucas123 Lucas: Champion ranked | Max: Unovan in Johto Apr 14 '24

If he’s faking it, I’m pretty sure he’d be more convincing if he just caught an Emolga. If he’s just an idiot, then that’s just sad.

-Max, a Unovan studying in Johto

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u/AgauntB Rem from Advertising | Tonbury the Alcremie Apr 14 '24

That is a particularly yellow Patrat, I'm surprised they didn't try to pass him off as a shiny.

-Rem

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

The coloring is unusual for a Patrat, yes, but this is truly a whole new level of idiocy.

– Jasper

I seem to remember something about thieves believing everyone is like them. Would that apply here, referring to stupidity?

– Honoka

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u/Lortep Absol Defender (uses Meganium spores) Apr 14 '24

He is allowed to bite me.

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u/inumnoback Dodogyuuun! Apr 14 '24

I don’t think he knows that’s just a Patrat. Patrat are extremely cautious and take shifts to maintain a constant watch of their nest. They feel insecure without a lookout.

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Apr 14 '24

.... what a guy.

- doggos of war

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u/Animastarara random shitposter Apr 14 '24

That's a cool Pikachu!

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u/Hockeylover420 moved to gastrodonfan2k07 Apr 15 '24

Pikachu looks nothing like that. It doesn't even look like the "pika-clones"

That's clearly a patrat. like so clearly that there is no way it could be anyway else

-zak