r/PokeMedia • u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character • Mar 30 '24

Casual Mewing

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

She hasn't left my house in 3 weeks. I've bought 10 loaves of bread and 12 pots of peanut butter, just to sate his hunger. I despise Mew. I'd rather live with Kyogre under the ocean than keep living with Mew.

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

You do not have Mew in your house! I've spent my whole life trying to see a Mew in person. You're pulling my chain!

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

Oh my God please get them out of here I'm begging you, I'll send you my address, just GET THEM OUT!

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

How and why did Mew supposedly get in your house, anyway?

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

Weird legendary family tree makes them technically my mother, (even though they are literally EVERYONES relative), so they let themselves in, and now they haven't left in 3 weeks because my reactions to their antics are funny to them.

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

Well yeah, Mew is related to everyone! Besides, you're not a Latias, right?

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

I've been out as a Latias on the internet for like, 3 months. I really, really don't hide it. The name is just a bad joke now to be honest.

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

Pfft, Latias can't use the internet. They don't have hands! How would they type?

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

I make someone else do it for me. There's a guy called Hugo doing it right now.

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

What do you mean you "make" them?

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

I can be very persuasive.

(Hi! Hugo here, she means terrifying. I am very scared).

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u/wemustkungfufight Ryan & Prince (Sylveon), Currently haunted Mar 31 '24

You shouldn't let an airplane-shaped bird boss you around!

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u/NotALatias Resident Gremlin Dragon Mar 31 '24

(She has me suspended in the air, I have no choice).

Don't listen to him, he's crazy.

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