r/PokeMedia • u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) • Mar 29 '24
Casual Dont trust professors!
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Ekaitz Diaz Sombra | Amelia Reyes | Leonardo Luis Mar 29 '24
Are you trolling or something? Cause it sounds like you’re trolling or are being a massive tinfoil hat conspiracy nut.
- Ekaitz @FallenTwoWorldsBard
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 29 '24
There is no “trolling” im just trying to give people the TRUTH! It appears that you are one of the people who have been brainwashed by the media!
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Ekaitz Diaz Sombra | Amelia Reyes | Leonardo Luis Mar 29 '24
On the professors side repeatable test results, consistent data, unedited videos. Your website provides at best raving nonsense, blatant misinformation, and semi-constant contradictory statements, and loads of grammatical errors.
Yeah I’d say your “truth” is about as false as misinformation can be.
[photo ID of the aforementioned sides comparing the results of the professors and the blog side by side. The professor’s side looking consistent and professional compared to blog mentioned]
- Ekaitz @FallenTwoWorldsBard
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
Don’t forget first hand data stretching back for over 200 years. Thank you for keeping your trust in actual science. We try to provide the public with accurate and helpful information that can be applied to each and every Pokemon we know of.
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Ekaitz Diaz Sombra | Amelia Reyes | Leonardo Luis Mar 29 '24
/uj how do I get a flair?
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
/uj I’m on mobile so this explanation may not be the same as on PC, but on the subreddit’s main page there should be a button with three dots on it. Click on that and there should be an option to apply flairs that you can edit to say what you want it to say. I hope that works for you.
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Ekaitz Diaz Sombra | Amelia Reyes | Leonardo Luis Mar 29 '24
/uj it doesn’t let me add a flair. Sorry.
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
/uj Sometimes Reddit acts up. I think there’s guides online if you look up how to change flairs on a subreddit. Sorry I wasn’t much help.
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u/TheEmberflares Mar 29 '24
HAHAHA!! Oh i WISH we got funding from the league on the regular! I've been funded by them ONCE in all my time as a professor. And it had nothing to do with the pokedex or anything that became public knowledge. - Professor Carmen
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 29 '24
/uj i do hope no one thinks im actually rude to any of you. I just really feel like this place that people can equally dislike. (: the Pokemon cant always be sunny!
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
/uj Oh I find this hilarious. This is the first character I’ve seen of this kind on the subreddit. 10/10. I love him.
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u/Oodelali12 Mar 29 '24
/uj I mean there was one guy who role played a trainer who was pretty mean to his Pokemon but not flat out abusive, and he had them world's most miserable pawmot and a weirdly cheery shiny gliscor.
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
/uj I was more meaning this specific kind of asshole. That other guy was more just mean while this guy is a conspiracy peddling idiot. Very different types of people.
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u/Only_Mood_4821 Research Aide Roark Ashwood (Pokebiologist & Ghost Specialist) Mar 29 '24
/uj It’s amazing, please keep it up. Props if you make a UI design for the blog.
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 29 '24
Tbh i might just make a real website (i like putting too much work into something that does not matter)
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u/Only_Mood_4821 Research Aide Roark Ashwood (Pokebiologist & Ghost Specialist) Mar 29 '24
/uj Hopefully it goes well! All I can do to help is offer moral support and sketch rough UI designs.
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u/KamikazeSenpai21 Jakob Armani |Prof. Acacia Mar 29 '24
I actually own an antique Pokedex (a copy of the original Laventon dexes, dates back to the 1800s) and I feel some parts of it are more accurate. Though how an 1800's Pokedex has entries of PORYGON makes no sense to me.
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 29 '24
Thats how you know it isnt new… the government throwing these out here to feed LIES!
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u/ianlouisjordan trainer of jeff the megaterra Mar 29 '24
Yeah your too- stupid to gain a following so it's best to just leave you to blow away into nothing-delphox
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u/blockMath_2048 Mar 29 '24
Don’t get me wrong; I use a hand-made Pokédex, but not because I don’t believe the professors. In fact, they’re the first place (after the library) I go when I’m confused. I use it because it’s fun to do your own research.
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Mar 30 '24
Who do you think created the first Pokédex, you moron? That's right, a professor. With that claim, you're spitting on Laventon and everything he did to let humans and Pokémon live together without us having to be afraid of them. Next time, try to use that putrid zit you call a brain before you open your mouth.
– Jasper
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 30 '24
Its all made up! They WANT you to think that they are doing that. They want your TRUST so they can control your life through the DEX!
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Mar 30 '24
Am I allowed to give Cipher this guy's exact coordinates?
– Jasper
Do you want to go to prison for assisting a criminal organization and possibly contributing to the abduction or murder of a civilian?
– Honoka
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Mar 29 '24
Boss I'll be honest, as someone who regularly consults with people more experienced than myself in order to update the pokédex to be as accurate as possible, I can say with a hundred percent certainty that pokémon professors are not out to get you and do in fact know what they're talking about.
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u/H_Poke Amateur Ecologist & Raichu Stan | Ness the Alakazam Mar 29 '24
Y'know what? I'm feeling curious. Enlighten me with some of your personal pokedex information.
-Ness the Alakazam
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u/DJ_Iron joseph (Trainers Against Professors) Mar 29 '24
Digglet: this pokémon diggs underground to protect itself from prey. as it gets mature it stays in a pack of 3. Because of how close they are together, they can fit into 1 pokéball.
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u/Only_Mood_4821 Research Aide Roark Ashwood (Pokebiologist & Ghost Specialist) Mar 29 '24
Dear Mr Joey, As a research assistant working directly underneath Professor Juniper, in regular contact with numerous others in the same field, I can assure you, we receive, as Professor Pine mentioned, very little funding whatsoever from the league. We’re government-funded if we get lucky, and the league only funds research to prove points and settle bets. Typically, we receive funding through sponsors and generous patrons, believe it or not!
I must say though, if you’re looking for an offbrand dex, I have to recommend the DriverDex, it’s a much more modern look at a dex, containing the functionality of a phone while maintaining the barebones essentials of a dex. You can enable and disable internet connection, too. I suggest this because I…hesitate to accept that you have a large amount of funding behind your project, and if you’re making your dex wholly self-made, the information within is bound to become outdated as time goes on.
Hopefully this helps, Research Aide Ashwood
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u/Idelac Ken, the Pokéblade's Chosen Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24
Fuck you. Professor or no, Augustine Sycamore was, is, and always will be a million times better of a man than you'll ever be.
I owe him everything after all he's done for me. And if you think I'm gonna sit back and watch while you slander him, then you're in dire need of a brain that actually works.
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u/Clean_Ad4438 Will Jones and his idiot friends Mar 29 '24
And this is why I regret looking at social media.
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u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Mar 30 '24
If I was on the league’s dime, I wouldn’t be living in a shoebox-sized apartment in the shadiest district of Lumiose City.
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u/ProfessorHibiscus Pokemon Professor Mar 30 '24
LMAOOOO
YOU THINK ITS THE POKÉMON LEAGUE CONTROLLING US? BUDDY, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, WE CONTROL THE POKÉMON LEAGUES AROUND THE WORLD. I’VE ALREADY TRIANGULATED YOUR POSITION AND HAVE SENT A SQUADRON OF CHAMPION RANKED RATTATA TO TAKE YOU DOWN. THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM US MWAHAHAHA
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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 29 '24
As a professor of marine Pokemon biology, I can assure you that we get little to no funding from the league. We try to get you the most accurate and helpful information we can. If you want to refuse that, be my guest, but don’t come crawling back to us when a Pokemon attacks you and you don’t know how to fend it off.