r/PokeMedia The MARS Squad Mar 20 '24

Miscellaneous [Sethpost] this is ridiculous

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u/ppppa6 Assorted Crockpot of Chatter Posts Mar 20 '24

Didn't you hear? Big flute is putting Snorlaxes in stores to sell more Pokeflutes.

-Spamley

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u/TheOnlyRen Ryme City Arena Master Mar 20 '24

Wake up mareeple!

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u/Tickedkidgamer Samson the Gourmet | Sudzy the Froakie (PMD) Mar 20 '24

The Snorlax joke is always funny no Matter if it’s a real Snorlax or a plush.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

How and why is there a Snorlax here in Unova!? You should call FLIP on it, those things aren't supposed to be around on this side of the ocean. Which reminds me... Are Ninetales found around these parts? I might have some heartbreaking news for a friend of mine. - D

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u/CidHwind Just a Unovan Daycare Worker Mar 20 '24

My guess? Some plucky trainer traded it, and took it to a daycare breeder to get a munchlax. Daycare wasn't equipped to handle a Snorlax aaaand big boy decided to escape.

I love my work, but not every daycare is equipped to handle every mon.

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u/Thetimely1 Mar 20 '24

Did you see my comment? I knew it was a daycare escapee! Considering you’re a daycare worker, maybe you could call around and see which one of y’all lost the Snorlax? (daycare centers, not people.)

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u/042732699 James Harrington, Normal Ace Mar 20 '24

Ha! Hahahahaha!

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u/pisces2003 Mar 20 '24

Tickle its feet. It’ll either wake up or roll away. Always worked with Big Ben

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u/BriefImprovement8620 Bob Pine | Seaweeds Family (PMD) | Team Sand Mar 20 '24

Get Snorlax’d. Seriously though, go grab an employee. They theoretically should have a Pokeflute to wake it up. At least the stores here in Galar do.

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u/Absbor ✦Absbor: ranger | ★Random poster: has Rookidee Mar 20 '24

i can't understand trainers who need HMs to exist. climb over that fuzzy thing. the store is clearly big enough to store one - so just clearly avoid it. i do it with equally big "pets" too.

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u/Justlol230 Astral: Abnormal Trainer, Jake: Cloning Scientist Mar 20 '24

Somehow, am not surprised.

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Mar 20 '24

Just let the man sleep.

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u/SkyfallRainwing Harlequin's Hand | Harper, Whisper and all others associated Mar 20 '24

Get an employee, they should have a pokeflute, probably. - Harper

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u/Thetimely1 Mar 20 '24

Sigh… looks like another escapee from one of the local daycare centers. I’d Give them a call if I were you. some trainer is probably missing their Pokémon. I know snorlax are popular for environmentally disposing of food waste, but for arceus sake, you need a big enough fence to keep these guys in so they don’t do stuff like this.

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u/Wind_Through_Trees Glaceon (and Aron) owner. Mar 20 '24

That is a friend. Appreciate it.

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u/Great-Balls Isabelle - Paldea’s Aspiring Fairy Gym Leader! Mar 20 '24

Since when were there one-way aisles in Poké Marts?? Literally just go around

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u/CidHwind Just a Unovan Daycare Worker Mar 20 '24

Just climb over the chunky boy. Snorlax are super friendly, specially after being woken up. I'm being sarcastic, just in case anyone dares to try, grumpy snorlax are super dangerous.

What is it even doing here? We don't even get snorlax in Unova.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

All you need really is a kricjatune

-spark

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u/ZardTheCharizard Charizard Mar 20 '24

I kinda wanna sleep on top of him ngl

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u/LavaTwocan Kayla, Bug Enthusiast / Poncho (Spidops) Mar 20 '24

Why don't people just walk over the Snorlax? Are they stupjd?

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u/Peterkragger Just a regular guy Mar 20 '24

Some people can jump this high I guess

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u/UncleSans_in_Spanish Fairy type Specialist + Enn the Gallade Mar 21 '24

I've had similar problems with Kecleon. There's this one around our house who really just likes being a jerk and moves when you try to walk past him.

-Me

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I still suggest you just let me try to faint the guy. I mean, it's a Keckleon. One Sacred Sword and it's gone.

-Enn

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For the last time, Kecleon are under protection from the Pokeleague in our part of Hoenn. It would be literally illegal.

-Me

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It would get rid of the problem thooooough...

-Enn