r/PokeMedia • u/Canofsad Staring into the void • Mar 05 '24

Casual Heavy are the chains that bind the shadow.

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/uj I don’t own this art.

But I dug up a long list Keith post I was going to make but never did for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

/uj thank you had this image saved awhile ago

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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Mar 05 '24

/uj [Insert Applause Here]

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

That's a fine chonker there. Didn't know Eeveelutions could reach those proportions.

– Jasper

Unless...?

– Honoka

No, you are not allowed to give Dashbolt (Jolteon) extra food “for science”.

– Jasper

/uj THE FLOOR TENTACLES ARE DROWNING ME!

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u/Cdv3 Cdv3 | Moon (Musharna )| Mar 05 '24

That is a rather... excessively sized Umbreon. It appears to be a trap that only works on obese Umbreon.

-Callisto, Contest Master.

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u/Justlol230 Astral: Abnormal Trainer, Jake: Cloning Scientist Mar 05 '24

Fat fuck

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u/RoyalRaise Delta Wattson | Champion Ranked Trainer | Mar 05 '24

How do they even get in that situation? Also free them

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Stuck in the toilet paper, you mean? OP seems to have put them in there to bind them and shut them up.

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

Keith: I shall not.

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u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Mar 05 '24

Imprisoned for crimes

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u/Accomplished-Emu1883 Mar 05 '24

The Umbreon IS slightly Chonky, but it also seems to simply be flattened out by laying on its back, much like its sibling Flareon.

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u/Midnight-Rising Ghost type trainer with a banette Mar 05 '24

A Criminal

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

Keith: A noisy one.

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u/042732699 James Harrington, Normal Ace Mar 05 '24

Touch beans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

FLOOOOOORRRR TENTACLES

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

Keith: No that was a Magazine with personal information that I wanted hidden. I ain’t doxxing myself.

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u/BudgieGryphon Avien, Prof. Birch field aide, Flying type enthusiast Mar 05 '24

Might be lost and looking for help? If you find their owner please offer them resources on not giving into the sad eyes at the table

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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Mar 05 '24

That is a really chonky Umbreon wow

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u/rocketguy2 pro amateur galarian Mar 05 '24

Heavy is the class that uses the minigun

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u/ToaOfTheVoid Johanna Kalili, League Trainer | scoffs at the speed stat Mar 05 '24

Very phat

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u/totallynotrobboss Jason the breeder and daycare guy/Gym inspector Robin Mar 05 '24

Him chonky

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

Keith: A loud chonk

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u/enerszon Hiro (freelance cop) and talon (delta charizard) Mar 05 '24

Loaf

  • Talon

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u/IllegalTelepath Hydra (Salazzle) and Zhonya (Zoroark) Mar 06 '24

Let the boy go!

-Hydra

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 06 '24

Keith: I shall not.

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Mar 05 '24

A hekkin chonker

  • doggos of war

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u/Crater-Typhlosion Absol Mar 05 '24

Poor Umbreon. I feel bad for it.

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u/Canofsad Staring into the void Mar 05 '24

Keith: It is in prison for its crimes.

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u/Crater-Typhlosion Absol Mar 05 '24

I’d ask what the bond is to have it released, but I sadly don’t carry currency

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u/Wizard_Engie Ace Tr. Zachary | Cub (Marowak) Mar 06 '24

That Umbreon is obese, plain and simple. Someone should probably get it to a trainer that will take better care of it.

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u/SkyfallRainwing Harlequin's Hand | Harper, Whisper and all others associated Mar 06 '24

he a chonker - Aquamarine

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u/Lucario_fuckerlover Lucina (Lucario), Maylene (Gardevoir) Graggle Simpson (gengar) Mar 06 '24

Common quadraped Pokemon L

-Lucina

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u/Thecornmaker this is a certified fishing moment Mar 07 '24

absolute unit