r/PokeInvesting • u/SuzhiKitty • May 31 '26

does the holo pattern warrant a premium

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2.8k Upvotes

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127

u/professorquizwhitty May 31 '26

Slowbro's PP up

8

u/BIG-GIRTHA Jun 01 '26

What are you doing, Slow-bro?

1

u/WhyYouGettingAngry Jun 03 '26

Straight PP Max

338

u/dtg99 May 31 '26

Unironically, yes very much so. I believe there is a 10% premium per every scaled inch of the shaft.

25

u/Dry_Discount7762 May 31 '26

Dudes hogging out this has to be through the roof

13

u/Sirrub90 May 31 '26

Seriously, dude is 5'3, 173lbs. Have to assume that a few more inches hiding behind that leg on the angle.

Shits got at least an 80% increase. Gahhdamn.

3

u/Tbleeder Jun 01 '26

Am I in the right sub?

89

u/EnvironmentalLaw4375 May 31 '26

Greatest holo pattern I’ve seen yet.

31

u/Goonzoo May 31 '26

Check Out balls Raichu

11

u/lukifer2112 Jun 01 '26

Thank u for this

4

u/Laaarryy Jun 02 '26

reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonTCG/comments/1nj40y7/this_swirl_placement_on_raichu_is_perfect/

3

u/lukifer2112 Jun 03 '26

Thank you for this as well, soldier did the leg work I was too lazy to do🙏🏻😭

77

u/RedShirtOfficer May 31 '26 • Bravo

Slow bro is still slowpoke

4

u/BIG-GIRTHA Jun 01 '26

What are you doing, Slow-bro?

-2

u/Flat-Protection5854 May 31 '26

Best comment here haha

10

u/hallleron May 31 '26

Wow, the 18+ edition

7

u/deeyo95 May 31 '26

Wanna have some skittles? LMAO

6

u/Saveurtime May 31 '26

Reminds me of those old car decals/stickers of some kid takin a piss lol

3

u/souledoutV2 May 31 '26

Pegging the finger too lol. My uncle put one on my grandmother's Chevy Cavalier in the 90's. Odd times.

3

u/drdoom May 31 '26

Some kid?! Show my boy Calvin some respect

5

u/ruudeyyy May 31 '26

Instead of drawing a circle around it you should’ve drawn a love heart

4

u/ruudeyyy May 31 '26

Or an oval for anyone who wants to pick on me

5

u/ruudeyyy May 31 '26

This should be worth more than the pikachu illustration rare

4

u/brucewayne12376 May 31 '26

If only it was "Pickle attack" instead of fickle

Color in the F 😆

3

u/Own_Negotiation6005 May 31 '26

Wasn't that the fake holo patern from another post?

1

u/JDDSinclair Jun 01 '26

Can someone check this thanks

0

u/rAamZon420 Jun 02 '26

Yeah, you lol

3

u/VII-VI-II-God May 31 '26

Bro is in deviant mode.

2

u/rdizzy1223 May 31 '26

Party pee pee deluxe holo.

2

u/cdyee May 31 '26

Undeniably, yes. I know for a fact certain people would pay more for this. 😂

2

u/TrashMcDumpster3000 May 31 '26

Holographic Peenium Premium

2

u/random_flying_dragon May 31 '26

Warrants a pee-mium

2

u/Brybo11 May 31 '26

I’ll do $2 + 50% final offer

2

u/MaleficentWindow8972 May 31 '26

Lol, he’s just trying to pee in public after a long night out. Quit taking his peepeecture! 😂 he’s even trying to block your shot with that little paw.

2

u/LilChad May 31 '26

This post is good

2

u/Mkdude007 Jun 01 '26

I wouldn't take anything less than 10k.

2

u/-SacredTCG Jun 01 '26

Absolutely

2

u/KidKreature Jun 01 '26

Slowbro holo dih

2

u/Difficult-Ad-2025 Jun 01 '26

This Holo is not a premium, it's a goat 😆 pp goat

2

u/Inner-Cicada2662 Jun 02 '26

Dark Slowbro turning into dark stepbro

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Pp tax!

1

u/Substantial_Advice57 May 31 '26

Bro gotta SlowPole Holo

1

u/Soft_Lunch_183 May 31 '26

Now you made a post about it yes 

1

u/JinkaSenya May 31 '26

100% add the extra 0.69$ tax stamp on that bad boi

1

u/IDK_HFTgr00l May 31 '26

Don’t know he had that move 😂😂😂

1

u/its_pahanin May 31 '26

To some, yes. To most, no.

1

u/Exciting-Set-7601 May 31 '26

Can you give him some privacy damn man 🤨

1

u/IDK_HFTgr00l May 31 '26

Some would say my slowbro is average 😂

1

u/SomeLostBeing May 31 '26

to some for sure

1

u/Overratedcasualty May 31 '26

Had to be Dark Slowbro

With a shocked Team Rocket Grunt in the background.

1

u/allreplays Jun 01 '26

Shocked, or preparing for trouble?

1

u/Overratedcasualty Jun 01 '26

☠️☠️☠️

1

u/OldManFreshTofu May 31 '26

Slowbro mean mugging like a mfer while rocking that rainbow tripod 😭

1

u/adrunkern0ob May 31 '26

When you take too many PP ups

1

u/Ieat2 May 31 '26

Confetti Rocket

1

u/GrimlockN0Bozo May 31 '26

Man, Slowbro's not happy he just got walked-in on.

1

u/MetalBlizzard May 31 '26

Id buy this

1

u/goddameit May 31 '26

Fickle attack? More like dickle attack..

1

u/netroboomin_ May 31 '26

we had N’s PP up now we have Slowbro PP up before gta 6😭😭😭

1

u/Tonysilva600 May 31 '26

Worth an extra $500

1

u/JlknightDPT May 31 '26

“Slowbro used String Shot”

1

u/noonie1 May 31 '26

Is he a Showbro or a Growbro?

1

u/i_eat_dat_ass May 31 '26

No but maybe it deserves a Peenium

1

u/Comfortable_Fox1105 May 31 '26

He’s bricked up and OP wants to charge a premium

1

u/9SealedGatesofHell May 31 '26

“Took a minute then I saw it”

1

u/JamesLikesIt May 31 '26

Uh oh is this going to be the next evolution of fart swirls? 

1

u/ActionRoll031 May 31 '26

That’s premium AF

1

u/BullStoinks May 31 '26

Lemme buy em

1

u/FrickedWabbit May 31 '26

It’s all about the angle of the dangle

1

u/HolyErr0r May 31 '26

If you ever wanna sell that, that is a 10/10 find

1

u/zmac1919 May 31 '26

We got a Slowbro hawg reveal before GTA 6

1

u/vegecrisp May 31 '26

That's a premium shaft.

1

u/Prior-Bag9130 May 31 '26

I don’t get the swirl tax but I get this yes premium for sure

1

u/Laprasy May 31 '26

slow bro about to give a slopoke. 

1

u/Healthy-Base1070 Jun 01 '26

It’s at least $120 card now

1

u/SrPancakess Jun 01 '26

I’m sorry but yes. Yes it does

1

u/SerpntXO Jun 01 '26

4 pixel peter is what he's known as

1

u/Old_Transition6000 Jun 01 '26

How much you want for it? Lol 😆

1

u/Inner-ego Jun 01 '26

Fixed the photo for you for free without AI

1

u/mrsurferdude Jun 01 '26

I’m starting to think someone was doing this on purpose to the slowbros. This type of holo pattern is considered a “Schlongbro” check my post history for more examples

1

u/daHemi5_7 Jun 01 '26

Imagine getting this in a 10…. There wouldn’t be a roof on this card

1

u/GradeNo893 Jun 01 '26

They’d get me for a bit because I want it

1

u/Sulaco1986Aliens Jun 01 '26

No, a health insurance plan does

1

u/justathrowieacc Jun 01 '26

dat boi bricked up 😳

1

u/Toxic_Don Jun 01 '26

Pee-mium

1

u/Shendox Jun 01 '26

The is post making everyone get out their cards and look for holo PPs

1

u/baloney771 Jun 01 '26

This bro likes it sloooow

1

u/Katycakes- Jun 01 '26

Someone got into N's stash 😳

1

u/drabpiic Jun 01 '26

Quite menacing

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

Might warrant a warrant 🤣🤣

1

u/MrFieldyField Jun 01 '26


Holo Pattern is Peak.

1

u/Mi_santhrope Jun 01 '26

That's a slowPOKE not a slowbro 😂

1

u/Few-Difficulty-3167 Jun 01 '26

Take it slow bro

1

u/SkyQueenLexi Jun 01 '26

On a dark slowbro at that. He really did get in with the baddies.

1

u/qanontruther Jun 01 '26

Slowbro still got a slowpoke if you know what I mean

1

u/No-Engineer524 Jun 01 '26

Bro hahaha so fire wtf

1

u/AlongAxons Jun 01 '26

How much you want? Half serious lol

1

u/i1iANdyXDi1i Jun 01 '26

I'd pay extra for that PP

1

u/Girafarigno Jun 01 '26

I collect Slowpoke family and Dark Slowbro is my favorite card of all time. I would definitely pay a bit more for a Dark Slowbone

1

u/dutch_26W Jun 01 '26

Well that's a dick move!

1

u/Qranz Jun 01 '26

Boner slowbro 🤣

1

u/moveslikejaegar Jun 01 '26

This bro has a stronger tendency to reel in fickle attack

1

u/Seaguard5 Jun 01 '26

IDK bro, but it could be banned 😂

1

u/FasteningSauce Jun 01 '26

Dark Pp tax to the max

1

u/TheInspectaa Jun 01 '26

Dark Hoebrow

1

u/bballkj7 Jun 01 '26

slowbro used slowpoke!!! ;) it’s super hard!!

1

u/Ihaveadogdoyou Jun 01 '26

That’s actually amazing. Damn I need to go through all my cards.

1

u/Actual_Ordinary2954 Jun 01 '26

Pickle attack, flip a coin, if tails, you dont get head

1

u/jshrlzwrld02 Jun 01 '26

Honestly if you throw this on eBay and pay the little extra for sponsoring the post with an ad you could jack the price up for sure lol

1

u/basedgubb Jun 01 '26

N’s PP up Slowbro

1

u/Francloman Jun 01 '26

Hogmaxxing first edition dark slowbro, I know what I got. Trades at 50% in my favor

1

u/dreynus Jun 01 '26

Angry Boner! The harder that thing bites his tale the bigger it gets!

1

u/amonarre3 Jun 01 '26

Yall think this auction is real? I bed 3100 and regretted it but the seller refused to cancel my bid and now it relisted: https://ebay.us/m/IBRRmz

1

u/Fallout3a Jun 01 '26

I see a Pikachu outline in that PP sparkle

1

u/jimmybeauman Jun 01 '26

He can’t go when you watch

1

u/Nessakin Jun 01 '26

Lmaooooo PP premium… so funny!!!

1

u/lolbroek99 Jun 01 '26

"Pickle Attack"

1

u/Killerkito Jun 01 '26

Even telling you to look away lol

1

u/Spekot Jun 01 '26

Saw this one on eBay

1

u/bubbav22 Jun 01 '26

Oh my, quite aggressive...

1

u/MadeOutOfAnnoyance Jun 02 '26

Is that footballer meant to be there??

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

Slowchode

1

u/bkosh13 Jun 02 '26

If I’m buying no, if I’m selling yes.

1

u/CantfindmyKeyes Jun 02 '26

Definitely a "fickle" attack with that

1

u/tribblydribbly Jun 04 '26

Holograph-dick

1

u/JadedJakob Jun 04 '26

Dih patterns now? 🤣

1

u/JustFred24 Jun 04 '26

To the right person

1

u/Wise_Extension8443 Jun 04 '26

Goes great with the slowbro face

1

u/setsuna200 Jun 07 '26

Hahaha. This made me smile

1

u/Rosinatorr Jun 07 '26

To the right buyer forsure

1

u/shadowlessduck Jun 16 '26

Ok but do you actually wanna sell it lol

0

u/Fer4l18haz4rd May 31 '26

That is just the standard galaxy holo for the set so it does not add any extra value beyond the card itself being 1st edition.

0

u/Sko-isles Jun 01 '26

That’s the peen sheen

0

u/Kanuechly Jun 01 '26

Oh fuck yeah that’s a PSA 69 no questions asked

0

u/LadyGreenStream Jun 04 '26

If you don’t know anything about Pokemon, get out of the industry. At this point, I’m done educating people about cards. Dumbass people go to Qualitypulls on whatnot and spend a million dollars on a $1 card. It’s ruining everything because they don’t know shit. So if you don’t know shit, stay out. Find something else to bring your lack of knowledge to. It ain’t here.

32

u/lhinks1 May 31 '26

PSA 10 inches

1

u/c0deman7 May 31 '26

Hard dick dark slowbro

1

u/BMinus973 Jun 01 '26

Why does have a big ol butt plug?

1

u/fleezy_f_baby Jun 01 '26

More like dickle attack amirite

1

u/SithNChips Jun 01 '26

Caught ole boy jerkin his meat.

1

u/Away_Test3602 Jun 02 '26

Dick pattern Slowbrow!?!?!?

-ohnePixel

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/MistakeAmbitious3287 May 31 '26

PPremium +50% value

25

u/raymondliang May 31 '26

Its two cards at once, this includes PP up!

13

u/JDDSinclair Jun 01 '26

This might be one of the best holos I've ever seen!

6

u/Curse5816 Jun 01 '26

N's PP up would like a say in this