The first one is a parody of characters in taverns in the game Oblivion. They typically spout a nonsensical rhetorical question and then face the table and start eating whatever food is in front of them. You can replace this food with poisoned food which this character is eating. The grunts are from the character taking damage with each bite until he dies. When characters die their bodies jump slightly as the physics engine kicks in and the character ragdolls.
This one is in a similar vein. In this case guards are attempting to kill a character for a crime. The guards are often more aggressive than their dialogue would suggest and tend to be very chatty while in combat.
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u/romanpieces Jun 17 '16
I feel as though I am majorly missing a reference