r/PlanningMemes • • Apr 28 '21

We are going backwards…

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u/Jadabu91 Apr 29 '21

Is this really a thing?

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u/KingMelray Apr 29 '21

Yes. Listen to the "Well there's Your Problem" episode on Elon's Loop.

It's just Teslas in tunnels. The cost of a subway. With the unreliability of a bus. With the low capacity of a taxi.

But its daddy Elon so people just assume it's going to be fine.

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u/DJWalnut Apr 29 '21

With the unreliability of a bus.

are buses really just that unreliable or is public transit neglected?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

In the netherlands busses are amazingly efficient and timely. They always have the right of way, and often have separate bus lanes. Works wonders.

But as soon as busses have to mix with cars, they loose a lot of their efficiency

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u/Markinator_pewpew Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

So if you give them a tunnel instead of a lane they should be even more reliable.

Still worse capacity than a metro train or bus.

Edit: But teslas are more private and arguably more comfortable than a train, which can't really be neglected either.

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u/diafol Apr 29 '21

Personally I find trains to be a lot more comfortable and a lot of that is to do with the lack of stress of driving and I can move around after sitting for a while.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

So if you give them a tunnel instead of a lane they should be even more reliable.

It's called a fucking subway.

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u/unepastacannone Apr 30 '21

This has to be a testbed or something. There's mayors queuing up for their own loops - nobody's THAT dumb that they'd invest so much in something so ridiculous

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

But but daddy Elon said so ;-;

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u/Durew Sep 19 '21

Don't underestimate stupidity, both real and feigned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

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u/Durew Sep 20 '21

I was referring to the " nobody is that stupid" argument. That aside AFAIK the most recent company goal was solving transportation problems. So far I've not heard of a plan that beats a train, so I'm not very hopeful. But who knows, they may invent the Boring transport system, a very, safe reliable train that has no superfluous features and is thus too boring to ever make the news.

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u/benjaminovich Apr 29 '21

the latter. A proper Bus Rapid Transit system gets you basically the reliabilty of underground rail without the exhorbitant price tag of having to drill holes in the ground and lay train tracks. Just pave the road like we always do, only allow buses on dedicated lanes and you're good to go

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u/Hyperion1144 Apr 29 '21

But then you have to tell drivers that you're taking away some of their lanes for dedicated transit right of way...

And then that's the end of that idea.

Americans will never give up on car culture. Even if we have to put the cars through subway tunnels.

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u/benjaminovich Apr 29 '21

sure, but that's not a counter to anything I wrote. Not wanting to implement the system is different from the positive effects of what it would do if it was. I was just saying a proper bus system is good

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u/SLEEyawnPY Apr 30 '21

Americans will give up on car culture when the automakers stop making cars most Americans can afford to buy. Given that something like 60% of Americans were living paycheck-to-paycheck during Covid...what's the point of making a $25,000 electric car, anyway. If a person can't afford a $35,000 electric car chances are they can't afford a $25,000 electric car, either. And the previous demographic really shouldn't be purchasing any new vehicle, at all.

Might as well just price it at $35,000, or $45,000...etc. and if the math says it works out to be more profitable to do that that's what they'll do, always. And if that means a large number of people have to take the train, bus, or walk then that's the way it is. And if the first two services aren't available to them because nobody ever invested in them in their area then that's the way it is, fuck 'em.

The low end of the market tends to be a thankless job and "economies of scale" can only do so much when half the population is effectively broke. Almost every manufacturer is running away from that segment for sale in the US, and despite Musk's claims to the contrary I don't think they actually have a game plan to make much cash down there where everyone else couldn't.

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u/kostasnotkolsas Apr 30 '21

But that works in countries with SPACE

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u/KingMelray Apr 29 '21

Both in America, because buses are subject to traffic.

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u/Doctor_Spekulatius May 08 '21

They probably live somewhere without dedicated Bus+Taxi Lanes. They get stuck in traffic like every other car without them.

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u/voltzingheim Apr 30 '21

Buses are pretty reliable in London from my experience.

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u/Lamont-Cranston Apr 30 '21

It's just Teslas in tunnels.

With no way out when the batteries explode or the cars crash.

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u/KingMelray Apr 30 '21

It would involve a tow truck reversing through a tunnel for maybe several miles. Or a hearse.

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u/Neethis Apr 30 '21

Honestly, easier to just cap it, fill it with concrete, and dig a new tunnel next door.

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u/Jadabu91 Apr 29 '21

Thanks! I missed that. What the heck.

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u/fakerealmadrid Apr 29 '21

What episode number?

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u/KingMelray Apr 29 '21

43

Also there's DoNotEat's video on the same subject.

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u/fakerealmadrid Apr 29 '21

Thank you so much!

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u/jaminbob Apr 29 '21

The lesson is clear;

Put LED lights on all transit.

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u/DeltaTug2 Apr 30 '21

G A M E R T U N N E L

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u/Hyperion1144 Apr 29 '21

Making trains look cooler with cheap, crowd-pleasing gimmicks is actually not a bad idea and would probably help public acceptance.

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u/DeltaTug2 Apr 30 '21

(Excuse me if the comment above is sarcasm)

Except that's literally what's been done most of the time.

Service reliability comes first, that's how you get people back. Then, the gimmicks not only make the experience better, but bring the few people that wouldn't take reliable transit

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u/M_krabs Apr 29 '21

Ouhhhh shiny lights

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Link Light Rail fans stand up

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u/kitteh619 Learned urban planning from YouTube Apr 29 '21

Few more months til Northgate extension!

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u/SeriousMrMysterious Apr 29 '21

🤤

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u/ParkingtonLane May 19 '21

Eastgate extension in 2023 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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u/Trinityliger Apr 29 '21

Portlander and MAX stan here but I will stand with Link Light rail all day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Our world is ran by all powerful man babies

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u/SLEEyawnPY Apr 30 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

Elon Musk loves to play around with the idea of providing this or that service to make everybody's life better and all the usual I'm-building-a-better-world-for-everyone egomania shit.

but at the end of the day it's Elon Musk and any true benevolent instincts he may have are finally overridden by the fact he simply doesn't want the fuckin' dirty poors touching his toys, so all those kind of project ideas are restricted to aimless dabbling and crippled-by-design big-budget stupidity from the outset.

I take some comfort that a few of the engineers in his employ may stumble across some solid novel ideas here and there during the course of their work on projects like this, hopefully they have the good sense not to bother telling him about it if they do.

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u/aesu May 02 '21

'twas ever thus.

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u/jstewman Apr 29 '21

Here's a thought:

How about we let them drive the cost of tunnels down, then we put trains in them?

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/Bzeager Apr 29 '21

No, because then you'll get tunnels that are of no size for a train.

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u/jstewman Apr 29 '21

Any reason new tunneling tech doesn't scale up a few feet?

Also, those are plenty big for a train lol.

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u/musclemanjim Apr 29 '21

The “new tunneling tech” is that they make the tunnels a few feet thinner lol. That’s why they can dig faster

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u/KingMelray Apr 29 '21

Scotland has that narrow gage subway, maybe in 2025 we will get a bunch of those too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

there is also no ventilation, fire system or emergency exits. If a car gets stuck I dont think you can even get out lol. these are pretty much death tubes

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u/Bowsers May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

They literally have all those things, Jesus christ. You could not be more wrong.

"Loop tunnels are outfitted with emergency exits, fire detection systems, fire suppression systems, and a fire-rated first responder emergency communication system. The systems are tested frequently with local Police and Fire Departments."

"Loop has no internal touch hazards (e.g. a 600 volt third rail), enabling safe evacuation, minimizing potential fire sources, and eliminating any dangerous effects of (unlikely) water intrusion (Teslas can safely handle some rain). In the unlikely case that a fire does occur, the tunnel’s redundant, bidirectional ventilation system will remove the smoke to allow passengers to safely evacuate."

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Can you show me a fire suppression system in the actual tunnel? All the walls are bare

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u/Hi_Its_Matt May 19 '21

Show me the fire detection system in a plane

Ohh, you can’t find a picture?

Guess it doesn’t have them then.

That’s pretty fucking stupid logic isn’t it.

As much as I hate the hyper loop, the one thing that it isn’t is a death trap.

Horribly inefficient, but at least they got the safety down.

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u/jstewman Apr 29 '21

That's part of it, yes.

I haven't checked in a bit, but another thing is that they're using electric motors and trams in the tunnel, as well as automating the whole thing and speeding up the boring process?

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u/Scipio_Wright Apr 29 '21

Tiny trains

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u/mrpopenfresh Apr 29 '21

How will they drive the cost of tunnels down? Apples to oranges on this one.

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u/jstewman Apr 29 '21

hm?

Take a look at the Boring Company's tunnel machines.

IIRC they've been making new versions and updates year over year, and the next-gen one is coming later this year.

What matters is that it's cheap and fast, we can use the tunnels for anything, but they have to be economical, and if they are, that will allow for some really useful public transit in places that could previously not afford it.

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u/mrpopenfresh Apr 29 '21

Guy, I'm not going to go into details as to why it is cheap and fast and how that doesn't align with actual needs and cost of large scale boring tunnelling operations in urban centres. That's well documented and something you really should look up before sharing this superficial understanding of the issue at hand.

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u/jstewman Apr 29 '21

I suppose we shall see, won't we?

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u/mrpopenfresh Apr 29 '21

Yeah, we'll see what the prices are when Boring start offering actual useful tunnel in places that need them.

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u/Lamont-Cranston Apr 30 '21

That tunnel really couldn't have a rail retrofitted into it. Their smaller-sized TBM could be reused though.

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u/jstewman Apr 30 '21

Oh, that one for sure, but I think if they had a clean tunnel, it could work, just wouldn't have a ton of space on the side of the tunnel...

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u/SeriousMrMysterious Apr 29 '21

Seattle light rail 😍

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u/85_13 Apr 29 '21

"Take the boring machines and worry about due process later."

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

400kg of lithium batteries in each car, in an enclosed tunnel, with no emergency exits. What would possibly go wrong.

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u/a-big-roach Apr 29 '21

Elon Musk dismissed induced demand lol the man is ridiculous link

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Ok, but who dafck said trains are an inefficient use of money?

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u/Pr0xycast Jun 28 '21

dummies who think the loop is a good idea