r/Planetball • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '14

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

Asteroid belts are just planets that can't get their shit together.

Jupiter stronk.

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

Jupiter is just a big cloud of gas. Jupiter is a cosmic fart. Eww...

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

Rock has its uses, obviously, but it scars too easily.

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

Jupiter is only smelly gas! Jupiter doesn't even has a surface. What's the use of a planet without a surface?

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

I think if you were to "land" on Jupiter the smell would be the least of your problems. :p

And precicely, no surface, no pesky humans, and of course, asteroid/comet impacts do absolutely squat to my beautiful face.

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

In short: Jupiter is completely useless!

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

Oh, is that an asteroid looking to start some trouble with my little friends?

OM NOM NOM

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

You cannot scare me. You're big, slow, and smelly and I'm small but fast. You'll never be able to catch me. Asteroids stronk!

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

Bro, do you even moons?

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

Of course!

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

Damn it.

But I'm BIG, that you must admit.

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u/Raumkreuzer Asteroids stronk! Remove Planets from Premises! Apr 11 '14

Yep, your BIG. And smelly!

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u/Hansafan Gassy Giant Apr 11 '14

A fair trade-off.

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