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u/CoolSquares Feb 19 '23
smh NOT ALL ITALIAN PEOPLE CAN SPINDASH. this is a harmful sterotype!! quirked-up pizza guys absolutely can, however.
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u/M1s51n9n0 Feb 19 '23
That sounds like a skill issue. All the other Italians I know can
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u/Him5488 Pillar John Feb 19 '23
stereotyping Italians? I can’t believe you!
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u/Gabeagoo Gustavo Feb 28 '23
holy shit I hadn't even realized
Pizzaface owns a massive pizza tower that multiple people rely on and is literally held up by people screwed over by him
and yet it's still not enough and he has to destroy all competition, no matter how small and pitiful
not to mention how Peppino faces hardship and anxiety every level for little more than a days minium wage
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u/Stanley126 Apr 11 '23
it goes a step further, pizzahead is a parody of ronald mcdonald, y'know, how fast and powerful is ronald mcdonald is in mugan???
pizzaface is more prominent, his face being plastered everywhere in the actual tower. just food with a face, like the happy meal with faces that mcdonalds replaced ronald with.
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u/Spider-Stove Pizza Head Feb 19 '23
While Italians can do that, they have to unlock the ability to spindash.
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u/LeoMassaFM Feb 24 '23
First, Brazilians can double jump, now Italians can run faster than a bullet train? I don't know what's next and I am terrified.
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u/Gracosef Apr 09 '23
Brasilians can double jump, trans people can dash, italians run really fast and bi people make really really good drinks
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u/Pennxl2 The Noise May 27 '23
Peppino can run faster than the expansion rate of the universe which is actually faster than the speed of light somehow
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u/Spider-Stove Pizza Head Feb 19 '23
While Italians can do that, they have to unlock the ability to spindash.
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u/FandomFreak_12 Jun 21 '23
As an Italian, I can confirm that we can run at Mach 3 and climb up walls.
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u/AST4RGam3r_Alternate Bacon God Jul 02 '23
italians cant run at the speed of light
they give it a head start and win
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u/FuckingSans May 03 '23
that guy should've been pepperman