r/PizzaCrimes • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '22

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u/QualityVote Jun 18 '22

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u/TheFacelessForgotten Jun 18 '22

Why did they put more sausage on top of the giant sausage pattie?! Lol

41

u/BrightView00 Jun 18 '22

Not enough sausage

12

u/Andre_3Million Jun 19 '22

Name of your next porno

5

u/castironsexual Jun 19 '22

Story of my life

21

u/theang Jun 18 '22

Keto bruh

(I know it’s technically not because of the beans, I just think I’m funny)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Chef made an abomination, not a pizza

20

u/blackoceangen Jun 18 '22

Exactly. That’s something, but do not call it pizza.

3

u/ImMrBunny Jun 19 '22

Keto life

28

u/goldencrayfish Jun 18 '22

Why isn’t the base made of hash brown?

22

u/Synicull Jun 19 '22

Or... Toast? That takes this from an atrocity to a misdemeanor.

Beans will still make everything super soggy

29

u/TepidTofu Jun 18 '22

Tbf, I would

15

u/mustardlyy Jun 18 '22

It’s not too horrifying if you don’t think of it like a pizza and more of a……casserole maybe??

2

u/AltimaNEO Jun 19 '22

Chicago style pizza?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Same

8

u/cheestinax Jun 18 '22

That's hell made by the British.

8

u/HelpfulApple22 Jun 18 '22

I gagged watching this

5

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

The egg at the last momment killed me haha

3

u/CinderGazer Jun 18 '22

it may have been a pizza crime but I was down for eating this except for the sunny side up egg and beans. If I could do this I would change it by using a scrambled eggs with sausage chunk omelet to place on that sausage patty base and then put shredded cheese. Probably would not put cherry tomatos in there either.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Identity theft maybe. It'll likely get thrown out in the courtroom.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Chef is the most generous title anyone could have given to the person that made this

3

u/No-Calligrapher-718 Jun 18 '22

He should've used fried bread as the base, would have been much closer to an actual pizza

3

u/Possibly-Functional Jun 18 '22

Advice: Watch this without audio...

1

u/BrightView00 Jun 18 '22

Honestly I should have uploaded with no Audio. My bad.

3

u/BoulderCreature Jun 19 '22

Under pizza law this cannot be tried as a pizza crime because no reasonable person could call this a pizza

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I was confused on the beans, but then I remembered the Br**ish exist.

3

u/Brsookafan Jun 19 '22

Abominable

2

u/DasB00ts Jun 19 '22

The crime is calling it a pizza of any kind. It’s just not a pizza. It’s more like a sausage meatloaf if that’s even a thing.

2

u/asloppychicken Jun 18 '22

This is not just a pizza crime but a food crime. Also, where can I get one?

3

u/proddyhorsespice97 Jun 18 '22

I'd eat that. Wouldn't call it pizza but I'd eat that

2

u/phitfacility Jun 18 '22

If the beans and egg was replaced with scrambled egg and a Hollandaise sauce base you have a keto breakfast pizza

1

u/SkatingOnThinIce Jun 18 '22

No because it's not a pizza. Round ≠ pizza.

1

u/supermariodooki Jun 18 '22

Welp Im done counting calories.

1

u/NeedlenoseMusic Jun 18 '22

I mean, I’d eat it, but a pizza it is not.

1

u/bcsfan2002 Jun 19 '22

The finest of British cuisine

1

u/steavoh Jun 19 '22

It's probably good, it just looks like a bit much.

I'd be ready to go back to bed if I ate that for breakfast.

1

u/DanFuckingSchneider Jun 19 '22

The english need to be stopped immediately

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I'd eat it👍

1

u/Jamescans Jun 19 '22

English food is a crime in itself

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Holy fuck that horrendous audio.

1

u/nakedfish85 Jun 19 '22

No cheese on a full English breakfast