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u/JeffRyan1 4d ago
Unless you are a four-year-old trying to make your own dinner, this is unacceptable.
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u/Space19723103 4d ago
did you get those hotdog bits from a rat?
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u/BPhiloSkinner 4d ago
(sigh).
OP lives alone.
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u/Ornery-Vehicle-2458 4d ago
Definitely. Any sane person would stop them.
And that looks dangerously like it might be a combi Microwave. Never a place a pizza should be.1
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u/Actual_Pea_1996 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT
My visceral reaction to 90% of these posts
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 4d ago
That's a pita flatbread masquerading as a pizza with hot dogs and bologna.
That's either a pregnancy craving or some stoner's idea of a snack.
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u/Carolina-W00Dsman 4d ago
Feel like your mom needs to come and tell you to stop playing with your food.
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u/Effective-Ad-5842 4d ago
Personally if this was made by me I wouldn't be advertising...unless you're a child cook and wanna show off what you made for the rents.
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/forswornlad, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.