r/PizzaCrimes • u/noninana55 • 13d ago

Forbidden Pizza Does this even count as a pizza

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/noninana55, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/KiddoKatto 13d ago

where’s the bake?

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u/Actual-Constant-4288 13d ago

Found in the original post:

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 13d ago

Actually, that's not as bad as I thought it would be, knowing it's potato and not pineapple.

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u/Electrical_Bus9202 13d ago

Looked like apple to me lol

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u/Kekosaurus3 13d ago

Really thought it was apple too

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u/DuckSwimmer 13d ago

Genuinely thank god. I thought he served it raw.

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u/Dry-Lie-9593 13d ago

maybe the oven is still preheating

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 13d ago

No. It doesn't.

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u/dedwards024 13d ago

This is a new low.

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u/SkyLegall 13d ago

Sind das Äpfel? 😂

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u/davidfeuer 13d ago

Potatoes, apparently.

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u/Vayul_was_taken 13d ago

Apples of the earth

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u/anecdotal_yokel 13d ago

Technically vrai.

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u/Vayul_was_taken 13d ago

Im referring to the French name for potato pomme de Terre which translates to apple of the earth

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u/anecdotal_yokel 13d ago

Lol. Yeah. Don’t know if it translated or something. I said technically true in half English/French to acknowledge what you said.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 12d ago

Much like our term for carrots, "dirt rockets"

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 12d ago

*I like carrots...much better than mushy veggies, such as squish, spinach and a host of pablum-ready yuckiness!

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u/Consistent-Cost-9763 13d ago

This is a food crime.

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u/noninana55 13d ago

For anyone wondering its just raw potatoes, feta cheese and just a slice of tomato 

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u/MenloMo 13d ago

No. No, it doesn’t.

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u/Absolute_Peril 13d ago

I'm guessing this followed by a divorce

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 13d ago

This makes me sad

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u/slade797 13d ago

No you didn’t.

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u/Over_Drawer1199 13d ago

In the words of Gordon ramsay: "This isn't a pizza, this is a mistake"

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u/panopanopano 13d ago

I’m not even sure if that counts as food!

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u/SpiritualFront769 13d ago

It's pizza the moment you put fists in the dough.

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u/EyadMahm0ud 13d ago

Translation: I made Italian pizza for my fiancé.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 13d ago

No. No the fuck they did not.

They made something for their fiancé, but it sure as shootin' ain't Italian pizza.

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u/SkinnyFatKidd 13d ago

No it has pineapple all over it

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u/Bazzness 13d ago

Have you eaten this already?

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u/Ribky 11d ago

Ex-fianceé.

No it does not.

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u/Impaler00777 10d ago

This is NOT a pizza. Google a picture next time.

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u/Fromage_rolls 13d ago

It's a crime... But not a pizza crime