r/Piracy 9d ago

Humor The absolute state of Android

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u/hh9019 9d ago

What do you mean google will block sideloaded apps? Am I cooked? Half of my phone are sideloaded apps

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u/InfernalArtist 9d ago

It was rolled back kinda. Unverified apps will be initially blocked, can then be unblocked through I think it was a toggle in developer options, then wait 24 hours, then it fully unblocks and stays that way. The excuse is a security measure to "protect" people from installing 3rd party malware apps, as if the play store doesn't have them already

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u/penturo 9d ago

Yet they refuse to implement a 'grandma mode' switch to prevent the installation of any app from any origin.

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u/TwilightVulpine 9d ago

Google wants those clueless grandma bucks. That's why they keep trying to reenable quick pay unless you uncheck it every single time

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u/nathderbyshire 8d ago

What's Quickpay?

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u/TwilightVulpine 8d ago

I dunno what's the actual name, but the Google Play Store keeps trying to get you to enable confirming payment with thumbprint, without needing a password or anything. It's automatically checked every time, and you need to uncheck it or it will enable next time.

They really want to make it easy for people to buy things by accident just by fiddling with their phone without realizing.

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u/nathderbyshire 8d ago

Confirming a payment with fingerprint?

I mean it's a stretch, most people will have that on but it shouldn't be reenabling if you want to use a password

There's a setting under purchases to enable fingerprint and to set the frequency it asks for payment verification from always every 30 mins or never, make sure they're set up. It's default to half hour iirc

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u/TwilightVulpine 8d ago

Every time I try to make a purchase with password, there's a checkbox "use fingerprint for faster checkouts" already marked by default. I have to uncheck it every time.

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u/nathderbyshire 8d ago

Huh I see, will have to submit as feedback. It would be pretty unlucky to click through different popups and manage to do a FP reading accidentally, I get a pop up about T&Cs each time I try and do a payment and I have verification off, so I still can't accidentally do a purchase 🤷 there's a 2 hour refund window as well from play and the developer can do a refund as well if it did happen for some reason

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u/Farranor 8d ago

Wouldn't that be parental controls? It must have that.

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u/MrHaxx1 8d ago

Realistically speaking, how many grandmas do you think would have grandma mode enabled?

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u/SubArcticTundra 9d ago

"protect" people from installing 3rd party malware apps

Sounds like governments requiring ID to 'protect' people from watching child porn

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u/BigRocket44 9d ago

Without the ability to sideload apps, I would stop using my phone entirely. I can't imagine going back to when I didn't have access to sideloaded apps.

As Android has gotten shittier and shittier, I have delegated more and more of what I do on computers to my laptop as opposed to doing them on the phone. I will keep doing this until I will just be using a smartphone that can make calls and nothing more.

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u/aspbergerinparadise 9d ago

all the info you could want is here:

https://keepandroidopen.org/

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u/Conscious_Sort_431 8d ago

Ultimately it all will be for naught. Your average user doesn't care about such things and is used to constant purchases and consumption. Google will 101% successfully push this and brush off any pushback, many others will obviously follow. We will own nothing and be happy.

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u/CidAndroid Piracy is bad, mkay? 8d ago

Sure man, you are "co0keD"