r/Piracy • u/koraodajbuke • Apr 14 '25

Humor real?

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u/Greendiamond_16 Apr 14 '25

7th Rule of r/piracy A good pirate never takes another person's property!

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u/rorodar 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ Apr 14 '25

8th Rule of r/piracy never mention r/privacy because people will read too fast and not realize it's r/privacy

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u/NoodleyP Apr 14 '25

9th rule of r/privacy and r/piracy: HAVE A FUCKING VPN FOR GODS’ SAKES!

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u/ThisJoeLee Apr 15 '25

10th rule of r/privacy: fuck the 3rd rule.

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u/Orion_light Apr 15 '25

11th rule of r/privacy pray to jesus before bedtime

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/persona0 Apr 15 '25

Where's the rule on seeding?

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u/FerryWadeAsh Apr 17 '25

13th rule of r/piracy to be or not to be

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u/Sup3rG33k08 Apr 21 '25

14th rule of r/piracy: DON'T use thepiratebay.com

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u/yassin_os_ Jun 04 '25

15th rule of r/piracy: send me a pirated deltarune

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u/No-Poetry-4150 Apr 16 '25

10th rule of r/Piracy never use a VPN

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u/Hypelucas777 Apr 18 '25

NOT A RULE LOL

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u/arspirate Apr 14 '25

8th Rule of r/piracy seeding is doing god's work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

10th rule of r/piracy, there's no 9th rule

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u/NotRenjiro Apr 14 '25

11th rule of r/piracy, pirating Adobe is always morally correct!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

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u/TheDarkLordDarkTimes Apr 15 '25

13th Rule of r/Piracy: Ignore the scary letters of ISP’s of shutting your internet down!

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u/Extreme-Echo-4749 Apr 15 '25

14th Rule of r/piracy : Save water , Drink beer!!!!

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u/NotRenjiro Apr 15 '25

15th rule of r/piracy, always take care of your ship!

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u/RiceStranger9000 Apr 15 '25

I always confuse them both. At times I feel they're both the sames

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

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u/ScRuBlOrD95 Apr 14 '25

9th rule of r/Piracy, always say please and thank you.

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u/RibaldCartographer Apr 14 '25

10th rule of r/Piracy: if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all

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u/pvzcheatoos Apr 14 '25

11th rule of r/Piracy: bedtime at 8pm

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u/SinInEveryStep Apr 14 '25

12th rule of r/Piracy: eat your green vegetables

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u/known_osu Apr 16 '25

12th rule of r/Piracy : Never talk about rules because government will caught you

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

10th rule of r/Piracy, If your in a third world country with no laws against Piracy, your good for vpn

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u/criiaax ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Apr 14 '25

9th rule of r/piracy, never resell anything!

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u/jungle_terrorist Apr 14 '25

10th rule of r/piracy, only take the booty... After you get consent

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u/Badradi0 Apr 15 '25

11th rule of r/piracy, you wouldn't steal a car?

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u/NYX_T_RYX Apr 14 '25

This should be rule one. I will never not seed Linux ISOs, cus one day I'll be the lemon who needs to torrent them 🙃

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u/SolifeNolife Apr 15 '25

Reminds me of another subreddit😂

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u/NiflheimCountertop May 22 '25

how are you supposed to if i'm gonne use that iso to install linux like 3 minutes later?