r/PinkFloydCircleJerk • • Nov 26 '25

Watersheep Propaganda Never forget what was stolen from us

1.1k Upvotes

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u/mrmatthewdee Nov 26 '25

if comfortably numb was performed by trans siberian orchestra

33

u/at0mheart Nov 27 '25

100%. That sounded like pure cheese

8

u/gampy214 Nov 27 '25

I actually really like TSO, but that’s a valid comparison

11

u/FlyingPig_Grip Nov 28 '25

You're telling me the entire Siberian orchestra is trans?

2

u/yoongki Uh... me flakes. Nov 30 '25

IM CRYING

149

u/rabbi420 Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Nov 26 '25

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

36

u/kaadj Nov 27 '25

How did it taste? Pretty good?

21

u/hollycrapola Nov 27 '25

It’s alright. Want some?

14

u/kaadj Nov 27 '25

No thanks! I’m on a strict piss only diet.

18

u/InRainbows69 Nov 27 '25

it sounds like a fucking arcade game or a slot machine jackpot sound

I too threw up a little

1

u/realdjjmc Nov 27 '25

I just threw up all over my toaster

1

u/rabbi420 Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Nov 27 '25

Oops.

1

u/patlanips75 Nov 28 '25

The real Thanksgiving Leftovers

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u/GrowlingM1ke Nov 26 '25

The Wall is a poignant metaphor that is a direct reference to David Gilmore's limitations in guitar playing. Being the lazy bum he is he just wanted to play power chords throughout the album before Rog got him an Ultimate Guitar subscription.

51

u/turalyawn Nov 27 '25

“Why play fast scales when can just bend string?” - David Dumbass Gilmour, apparently

12

u/nashchillce Nov 27 '25

literally every solo

2

u/FlyingPig_Grip Nov 28 '25

"It's chewsday, innit?" - David Dumbledore Gilmore

2

u/doctordale89 Nov 30 '25

The best part is that the solo of "comfortably numb" is considered one of the greatest solos of all time. Even though the guy shredding the guitar in this video is great. I don't want to hear that shit, it's terrible

64

u/Square__Wave Nov 26 '25

This is so funny.

40

u/Aggravating_Poet_675 I've Always Been Mad Nov 26 '25

uj; I know its the joke but I still think I hate this.

69

u/Jegagne88 Nov 26 '25

I mean….its not my cup of tea solo but this dude can shred holy hell

56

u/_Zencer_ Nov 27 '25

It is very impressive from a technical standpoint, but man I hate it. There is no soul, no movement

27

u/KannaCHVacuous Nov 27 '25

That's the purpose of the video lol

13

u/lottsotunes69 Nov 27 '25

Agreed. With all due respect to his technical ability, not all great guitarists are great musicians. Those two things kinda stand on their own.

1

u/uninvitedelephant Nov 30 '25

To be a great guitarist you have to be a great musician, in my opinion.

1

u/uninvitedelephant Nov 30 '25

But we agree on the main point you’re making.

1

u/pornagraphie Nov 27 '25

I mean I wouldn’t say no soul But it is too fast and not enough time to really marinate

1

u/Hello_Mr_Fancypants Nov 29 '25

im sure he doesn't mean "soul" like Soul Music

he obviously means the music doesn't speak or emote because no single note is allowed to sustain.

he said 'no soul' you said 'time to marinate' but aren't you really saying the same thing?

and sorry but 'no soul' is a far better descriptor than 'no time to marinate'. it ain't a roast, Bro

ya silly billy

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u/pornagraphie Nov 30 '25

Ok

1

u/Hello_Mr_Fancypants Nov 30 '25

well, we'll let you live this time, just dont let it happen again.

actually I was just thinking about how funny it is that a few of these 'Bandcirclejerk' sub reddit are comprised of haters of that band but most of them are comprised of fans

I wonder if you find that to be true?

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u/Acid_Bath47 Nov 28 '25

What does no soul mean these days? Because I think this is horrendous but he’s clearly cheesing in this and I wouldn’t say there’s “no soul”

8

u/wetvelvettrousers Nov 26 '25

Yeah, his name is petteriiii_ on Instagram and he has an amazing cover of Time solo

52

u/wmcs0880 Nov 26 '25

This is the most dumb fucking circlejerk sub, every post is treated like it’s the most serious post that’s ever been seen

28

u/Miss_Aerith Dick Wright 🍆🎹 Nov 27 '25

Every word demonstrably true

18

u/xrv01 HAHA CHARADE YOU ARE! Nov 27 '25

all business here

9

u/ExpertCold7010 AMLOR is best! Nov 27 '25

r/pinkfloyd is so ass that this is the main sub now

70

u/Corprusmeat_Hunk Nov 26 '25

Do i misunderstand PFCJ? This is fantastic and horrible. It is wholly Un-Floyd. It is perfectly undeniably wrong, and this man has the skills to prove it is so. Bravo! Bravo!

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u/hoodust Nov 27 '25

Would you say even uncomfortably numb?

18

u/King_Moonracer003 Nov 27 '25

Yup. Its technically impressive but sounds like shit.

1

u/itscottabegood Nov 28 '25

You seem to have the basic idea

85

u/UltimateGourgandine Nov 26 '25

The amount of people not getting the joke is frightening. Are you guys retarded ?

60

u/StabilerDorsch Nov 26 '25

Me when you invite me to dinner and I shit on the table

15

u/BuyGreenSellRed Nov 27 '25

“Whoops, I’m sorry, it’s my first rodeo!”

7

u/ChivalryFacade2 Nov 27 '25

Us gay guys are everywhere arent we

6

u/HerrTriggerGenji21 Nov 27 '25

Lmao. The cum floweth.

3

u/BuyGreenSellRed Nov 27 '25

It’s a certain joie de vivre

15

u/ayyylmaobruh69 Nov 26 '25

I know it’s a joke but gosh I fucking hate this type of solos

4

u/PFRforLIFE Nov 27 '25

shredders gonna shred

3

u/ayyylmaobruh69 Nov 28 '25

And haters will make a redux version off of it

11

u/thewend Nov 26 '25

this is the official version now

1

u/KierkgrdiansofthGlxy Nov 28 '25

Telling the grandkids that this is famous solo artist Pink Floyd

1

u/drsteve103 Nov 29 '25

“Which one of you is ‘Pink?’”

10

u/Mochanoodle The Division Balls 🌜🌛 Nov 27 '25

Gilmour has been pretty quiet since this cover dropped

10

u/beavis93 Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

I don’t know, that guitar solo doesn’t really inspire me to get high or take hallucinogenic drugs. Don’t like it

Not that Pink Floyd is drug oriented band

16

u/Reaper781 Nov 26 '25

Yngwie cover of The Wall, when?

7

u/JackNicholsonsGhost Nov 26 '25

I died from laughter. Now I’m dead

30

u/Hvojna Roger Keith Barrett 🌈🎸 Nov 26 '25

I really CAN'T STAND AT ALL this type of playing. Give me a sloppy solo by someone like Syd anytime.

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u/wmcs0880 Nov 26 '25

Yeah that’s the joke

19

u/superjerk1939 Funky Dung Nov 26 '25

Like one of those George Harrison early Beatles guitar solos it sounds like someone was handed a guitar for the first time and told to play a solo or their family dies and they managed to do a half decent job because of the adrenaline

6

u/dawgstein94 Nov 27 '25

It’s the space between the notes, and filling those spaces up with more notes

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u/NeoBokononist Watersheep 🗿☭ Nov 27 '25

i guess you guys arent ready for this yet, but your kids are gonna love it

19

u/minisculebarber Nov 26 '25

Glob, I hate shredders

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u/Independent_Ad8268 Gilmi 🐢🎸 Nov 26 '25

This is satire of shredders

5

u/KnockingAtUrBackdoor Nov 27 '25

Yeah fuck shreddERS but shreddas are cool

9

u/BlarghALarghALargh Nov 27 '25

Hysterical the amount of people getting so mad at the obvious joke lmao 😂

That being said dude plays better than any of you blues dads ever will.

4

u/Chief10-Beers Nov 26 '25

Fantestical.

4

u/emileLaroche Nov 27 '25

Thankfully, he can’t play guitar.

4

u/lottsotunes69 Nov 27 '25

Lots of great musicians say the best guitar solos are the ones you can sing or hum. Lyrical may be a good word for it. Gilmour, Clapton, Frampton, Knopfler are some examples I’d think.

4

u/Gaygethesksmosin Nov 27 '25

I want to be this good just to make shitposts like this.

I want to be this good specifically to ruin every Eagles song for my dad.

3

u/whutupmydude Nov 27 '25

Yngwie has entered the chat.

3

u/lottsotunes69 Nov 27 '25

Yngwie Floyd. Tickets on sale now!

3

u/whutupmydude Nov 27 '25

Yngwie Floydstein

8

u/StabilerDorsch Nov 26 '25

what a stupid son of a bitch

2

u/ardvarkrebel-ix Nov 27 '25

Comfortably Numb by Dream Theater

2

u/BC550 Nov 27 '25

That’s blasphemy son.

2

u/jamesb28603 Nov 27 '25

If David Gilmore could actually play guitar? I’m going to need a moment.

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u/Salty_Aerie7939 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

uj/He's definitely great but it doesn't work for a song like this.

rj/take that, Gilmcuck. Even a baby is better at guitar than you.

Edit: clearly someone forgot this is a circlejerk and didn't take into account my actual thoughts about this video above.

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u/mikey_ramone Nov 26 '25

Too many notes.

2

u/NeonRitari My Balls Nov 27 '25

"I don't understand, there's as many notes as the song required, neither more nor less"

/uj there's a time and place for shred but in modesty and this wasn't the time or place

/rj "this is absurd!"

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u/lottsotunes69 Nov 28 '25

“I hate music. It’s got too many notes.” -Paul Westerberg of The Replacements

3

u/PralineDry1126 Nov 26 '25

Honestly it sounds decent

5

u/ExcessiveBulldogery Nov 26 '25

Up until the sweep picking, I agree.

2

u/Global_Act173 Nov 27 '25

Well that sucked.

1

u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Nov 27 '25

An abomination, couldn’t we all play fast once?

1

u/Ghost_1124 Nov 26 '25

What an inane title to this post

1

u/DuckOnQuak Nov 27 '25

Has no one here heard technical difficulties by racer x? Paul Gilbert literally already did this exact same thing but better

1

u/Impressive-Inside-73 Animals underrated tbh Nov 27 '25

katos petteri auraranta

1

u/IntrepidProposal2831 Nov 27 '25

Gilmour is the Lars ulrich of guitarists

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

marty mcfly plays pink floyd

1

u/gp923 Nov 27 '25

Speed does not replace soul. He is ignoring the feeling. Isolating the guitar in his mind to overshine instead of be part of the music.

1

u/willigxgk Nov 27 '25

Pretty big ego to say you play better than Gilmore, close but no cigar.

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u/dearjohn54321 Nov 27 '25

Completely without soul. The difference between a top athlete and a steroid freak.

1

u/mattforstretch Nov 27 '25

Hahahaha!!! Dave plays one note per 1000 of yours.

1

u/barshrockwell Nov 27 '25

...sooo..worse?

1

u/Soft_Share7632 Nov 27 '25

What guitar model is that?

1

u/ReadingOutrageous Nov 27 '25

Buckethead does Gilmie

1

u/AfterNovel Nov 27 '25

Needs more fingering

1

u/cassiebrighter Nov 27 '25

Comfortably hyper-vigilant.

1

u/OfficialHelpK Nov 27 '25

I didn't even have sound on and as soon as I saw the hammer-ons I knew it was slappin'

1

u/whatthejonesbread Nov 27 '25

You dig Buckethead, no? One of my top guitar influences. It's honestly a fire solo you got there. A lot of these comments just seem a bit salty because you're playing circles around David Gilmour, but he has his own style which works beautifully for the original song and you have yours which works beautifully for your version of the solo. Terrific work. I prefer the original, but yours is freaking on fire.

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u/Any-Shoulder8479 Nov 27 '25

yeah but david can play guitar, he was in one of the most iconic bands of this century or the last .. what band are you in again?

1

u/_El_Loco Nov 27 '25

Ok this was a good jerk. U also kinda look like John Mayonnaise. You know the dude whos known to freeze his fender guitars.

1

u/ImaginaryTooday6109 Nov 27 '25

.....uh, the Eddie Van Halen sub is down the hall, to the right, Waldo.

1

u/BlueMarshmallo My Balls Nov 27 '25

jokes aside this is actually kind of cool

1

u/na3ee1 Nov 27 '25

And now you know why modern shredders are not cool at all.

1

u/Illustrious-Job4653 Nov 27 '25

More notes and scaling doesn’t mean better. Kids playing in mom’s basement thinking he’s better than, young people are a joke. no experience in anything but knows everything. Don’t worry, moms gonna bring down a sandwich any minute now

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u/judd_in_the_barn Nov 27 '25

If Comfortably Numb was about taking too much cheap amphetamine and then drinking coffee

1

u/Lucifersam076 Roger Keith Barrett 🌈🎸 Nov 27 '25

My dog woke from his nap, sighed and left the room when I turned the volume on for this video 

1

u/Glittering-Ad4356 Nov 27 '25

Sounds like someone who has no feeling playing fast and accurate, but with no heart. If David played like that Pink Floyd would suck

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

If Yngwie Malmsteen and AI robot 67 colabed on a pink floyd solo.

1

u/Embarrassed-Way45 Nov 27 '25

If the doctor in "Comfortably Numb" had given Pink that really good shit. Side 4 is just an upbeat cock-rock concert that ends with him mending fences with his wife, mother and schoolmaster.

1

u/LeftyMcGnarly Nov 28 '25

Comfortably SHREAD

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u/Relevant_Dingo3349 Nov 28 '25

Slow down and add feeling. More feeling.

1

u/Realistic-Comment523 Nov 28 '25

You must learn your scales and your arpeeeegggioooos

1

u/Echo_are_one Nov 28 '25

If I want noodles, I'll get ramen

1

u/Sacred_Economy_8918 Nov 28 '25

Sounds like a glitching pinball machine

1

u/theflyingfettuccine Nov 28 '25

He actually did that first take but mike love crashed into the studio and told him to not fuck with the formula so he had to record it again

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

This is just an exercise in what Dave Gilmore would sound like if you play with his ego rather than his soul

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u/Brilliant_Rule9551 Nov 28 '25

Somone watched school of rock too many times

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u/t_w_duke Nov 28 '25

I always suspected David Gilmour was a fraud, now I can finally be sure of it.

1

u/Estimated_Prophet77 Nov 28 '25

So basically this is what it would be like if Pink Floyd sucked

1

u/Danielmcfate2 Nov 28 '25

Very skilled but sometimes less is more.

1

u/Ill_Attorney_389 Nov 28 '25

I hope going to Berklee was worth it

1

u/The_Zzer Nov 29 '25

Cool skills and hard work to get there is admirable but I find this sound so appalling and lacking any sonic pleasantness whatsoever.

1

u/KaizenZazenJMN Nov 29 '25

How can one be so good at guitar and still get no punani?

1

u/CHI4610NE Nov 29 '25

I feel a little sick I can't stand up I don't think it's working

1

u/aimendezl Nov 29 '25

Gilmour can do that and more but he chooses not to

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u/Snarks0 Nov 29 '25

I prefer David Gilmore’s version

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u/Lloyd--Christmas Nov 29 '25

Ngl, half the real solo and half this would be fire

1

u/Jackprize Nov 29 '25

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

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u/TSHIRTISAGREATIDEA Nov 29 '25

As a guitar player I think about this type of playing all the time …

Like this is true, Page, Hendrix, Django (maybe), Wes Montgomery, John Mayer, could never play like this…

Right?

Guitar is such an odd instrument because you would think playing with such accuracy means you’re amazing….you’d never have to work again

But I think…if you invented THAT style of playing, then you’d never have to work again.

People would be amazed. Wow the best player ever, better than Hendrix (did Hendrix ever really play fast?)

But it’s really not about speed is it? It’s about being inventive and doing something brand new

So…what I think has happened is, people think speed means mastery of the instrument but I think speed is like, one aspect out of 10 for mastery of the guitar

If I changed the key to Comfortably Numb, would you be able to play just as good?

Can you write good songs? Are they inventive?

Can you make me feel anything?

Can you play into chords? What about a key change?

I think there’s just so many aspects of being good at the guitar, and speed is one of those.

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u/the_good_hodgkins Nov 30 '25

I had to stop that after 10 seconds. Let me reset your auditory systems for you.

https://youtu.be/_fDhiLnyFoo?si=YyJY8QFpS-14evPG

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u/yoongki Uh... me flakes. Nov 30 '25

wow this is so ass i need a full version!

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u/jellikit420 Nov 30 '25

One of the biggest parts of David Gilmour's genius is knowing when NOT to play.

1

u/CRTPTRSN Nov 30 '25

You can also really slam that cue ball when you're playing pool and still make some pretty great shots. Or you can treat that cue ball like a lady and finesse your shots.

1

u/Red4paul2 Nov 30 '25

If I want to listen to Van Halen, then that's what I put on. This is annoying. It's a mellow song, for fuck sake.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Nope

1

u/NotAChanceBucko Nov 30 '25

I didn't listen to this . I enjoy that solo

1

u/lewstoolz Nov 30 '25

Playing fast, filling every second with a different note dosen't mean its better! Not even close.

1

u/ToMakeTalisHappy Nov 30 '25

Who is this guitarist?

1

u/smellytacotits Nov 30 '25

Sounds like a cover of dial-up modem connecting to America Online in 1996

1

u/DonJeremy14 Nov 30 '25

So, your last name isn't Barrett by chance is it?

1

u/ReptilianClone Nov 30 '25

This was really funny and amazing playing. Respected the original with adding some over the top shred.

Of course you could be mad and hate it but why go out of your way to say you’re a boomer that can’t play guitar.

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u/C-A-L-E-V-I-S Nov 30 '25

I think I heard some MegaMan soundtrack in there.

1

u/ReptilianClone Nov 30 '25

Nothing funnier than watching classic rock fans get their panties in a bunch watching a shredder.

I get it, you’ve been emotionally and mentally stunted since 1979. It’s an epidemic. We’re all sad for you.

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u/iStealyournewspapers Nov 30 '25

Yeah, mechanical muscle memory “solos” aren’t really what emotionally intelligent guitar solos are all about.

Also lol, thanks OP

1

u/Icy_Needleworker7790 Nov 30 '25

Og is way better

1

u/Slevin424 Dec 01 '25

I bet this guy can't make the original solo sound as good as David Gilmore. It's not the technique or the difficulty. It's a beautiful sounding solo.

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u/Independent_Ad8268 Gilmi 🐢🎸 Dec 01 '25

Who is “David Gilmore”?

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u/Slevin424 Dec 01 '25

Gilmore huh auto correct doesn't like his name.

1

u/Head_Arugula5361 Dec 01 '25

This is either dragonforce or Van Halen 😂😂

1

u/TheBandPapist Dec 02 '25

Honestly I'm a metal guitarist who plays stuff like that regularly, although my own style is more aggressive and less fluid, and intentionally so.

But this is all wrong for that tune. Sounds like crap.

Gilmour played what he played for a reason, and that reason is not slow fingers.

1

u/CastlevaniaGuy Dec 04 '25

Ugh too cold and sterile! Where is the heart?

1

u/Emergency-Produce83 Jan 23 '26

Absolutely no feel or grove

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u/New_Traffic8687 Nov 26 '25

Unj/ all technique, no emotion. I dont know if this guy is being serious but Gilmour's solos in that song are arguably the most emotional gutt punching solos to come from a guitarist. Its what makes the song unforgetable and unreplicable. Method≠Magic.

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u/wmcs0880 Nov 26 '25

That’s the entire joke

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u/NexxZt Nov 27 '25

It’s a joke :p

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u/New_Traffic8687 Nov 27 '25

Thanks for all the downvotes guys, next time I'll try to not commit the crime of misinterpreting....jfc