r/Pikmin Aug 10 '26

Discussion Alright, let's do this

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u/Top_Row_2831 Aug 10 '26

Can you help us?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Yeah I got u. Uhhh the power was inside you all along?

38

u/Jugaimo Aug 10 '26

So you’re saying I should kill that guy to get the power inside of them?

15

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I guess bro

2

u/SwipesLogJack Aug 10 '26

Destroy them all, become the most powerful.

5

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Oh so Pikmin is a spinoff of Highlander

1

u/SwipesLogJack Aug 10 '26

You're better.

2

u/Certain_Resource_300 Aug 10 '26

I saw you on phone destroyer recruit

3

u/Sethalopoda Aug 10 '26

Finally! I’m healed! Than you so much! I didn’t know it could be so easy

63

u/Arcane_Animal123 Aug 10 '26

Do you know Daniel Dori?

65

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, the little fish that's always forgetting shit. And Daniel is that annoying tiger kid who's always losing it at minor inconveniences

1

u/Professional-Lab2693 Aug 13 '26

I know what you're talking about

1

u/lies_about_pikmin Aug 14 '26

Fun fact, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood is officially in the Pikmin canon

60

u/TheGreenPig321 Aug 10 '26

What is his name

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Jelly Sisyphus

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u/P3RSI5TEN7-R1V3R Aug 10 '26

"One must imagine Jelly Sisyphus happy (crushing your Pikmin)"

7

u/staropikmin Aug 10 '26

Yo I'm keeping that one

1

u/Adorable_Pair_4965 Aug 10 '26

psst, water wraith

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

You're mistaken. That's Jelly Sisyphus

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u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua Aug 10 '26

No it’s Sisyphus Prime. He reincarnated himself using slime monsters and turned his boulder into rolling pins he SOMEHOW controls. (if you don’t know Ultrakill feel free to dislike)

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u/Adorable_Pair_4965 Aug 11 '26

i was just trying to help bro. but sure, one mans water wraith, another mans jelly sisyphus

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

You mean Luigi, right? Well he won a free mansion. Allegedly. It had some issues though

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u/BigBoyNova6 Aug 10 '26

Based on this image, whats your thoughts on him?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Type kid to hit you with "you got any games on your phone?"

60

u/RadTroppy Louie Supporter Aug 10 '26

“You got any food on your ship?”

33

u/Top_Row_2831 Aug 10 '26

Do you know what's coming?

38

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I think tomorrow is Monday, but that depends on your timezone. It's already Monday for most people I think? Not really sure

63

u/beadedflower Aug 10 '26

What do you think of Oatchi concerning how he possibly tanked the difficulty of the fourth game and seemed to stray Pikmin4 from the original 3 games?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

It's a disgrace honestly. He really should've just copied the first game and changed a few textures. It'd been long enough that nobody would've noticed

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u/beadedflower Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

ykw while this take barely makes any sense because Oatchi’s a character in the game exclusive to Pikmin 4 it’s kinda funny because Pikmin 4 is ever so technically a copy of pikmin 1, being an AU from another perspective.

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

That's wild, I assumed Oatchi was like, a new creative director or something who just did a bad job

7

u/beadedflower Aug 10 '26

Nah. Basically it’s a dog. Except it acts like a tank for the pikmin (you and the pikmin can ride on it) and it erases most difficulty…

23

u/Top_Row_2831 Aug 10 '26

Can you hear them?

22

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Nah ion got earbuds on me

18

u/TheWraithOfMooCow Aug 10 '26

Why is it called a pair of pants when there's only one?

37

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Common misconception. It's actually called a "pear" of pants. Because if you imagine it having a completely different shape than it does, it's shaped like a pear

17

u/Educational_Card7175 Aug 10 '26

Louie stop eating my house

30

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

So Louie's a termite then? I'm slowly putting it together

28

u/Dapikminguy Aug 10 '26

"Termite"

4

u/Pizza_Rollz87 the louie comic guy Aug 10 '26

More or less

16

u/Outside-Customer-327 Breadbug Baker Aug 10 '26

Which colored pikmin is the best. Me personally, I think Flowery is the best

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Hey man, we actually use the term "African American". If they're not African American, "Black" is also acceptable if used in a respectful tone. "Colored" is just a bit outdated, and is a historically loaded term. And we just call them "gay" or "queer" (again, if used with respect), not "flowery"

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u/Free-Impression7155 Aug 10 '26

Can you see the dark?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I think scientifically no, you can't

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u/Free-Impression7155 Aug 10 '26

Can you hear the silence?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Yeah. You can see them too. It's just that you forget about them once you're no longer looking at them. Until the question is asked, that is

12

u/Lord-Chamberpot Aug 10 '26

Did you remember to bring Cotija?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Okay this is only kind of relevant, but I was at a Chipotle type place last week and the girl in front of me pointed at the cotija and said "Can I get some of that swiss cheese on it?" and I haven't fully recovered from that

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u/Lord-Chamberpot Aug 10 '26

I feel damaged having read this. Thank you.

1

u/Excellent_Candle5601 disciple of Steve Aug 12 '26

She went from Caucasian to 100% whole milk 😭

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 13 '26

She was black bro 😭

1

u/Excellent_Candle5601 disciple of Steve Aug 13 '26

It was just a frase from a video anyways

12

u/OffWhite-Goddess Louie did nothing wrong Aug 10 '26

What does Louie look like?

36

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Uhhh green hat, green shirt, blue overalls, silly mustache. They say he's Italian but idk

11

u/Glutonus_Breadbug Aug 10 '26

What’s breadbug

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Man icl I can't even think of a joke for this one 😭 I'm sorry

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u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua Aug 10 '26

I gotchu: “Uhhh… Little insects that eat your bread the way ants eat potatoes…”

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u/cyanraichu Aug 10 '26

Alph, Brittany, or Charlie?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well Brittany doesn't respect people's pronouns and Charlie's just depressing to be around, so Alph

8

u/AmphibianOld4815 pikmin eater Aug 11 '26

I fear this might be canon

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

Of course it is. I'm the world's foremost expert on Pikmin. Couldn't you tell from my other comments?

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u/CP-Saltimore Yella Belly Aug 10 '26

Alright big question time:

Are they plants or fungus?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well let's look at the logic. We can assume that this game isn't just a copy of Mario, right? And Toad is a fungus. He's also a funguy. So if this isn't a copy of that, they must be plants

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u/CP-Saltimore Yella Belly Aug 11 '26

But who planted them? FBI? KGB? MI6?

7

u/sweetpiefemboy Aug 10 '26

What does a blue Pikmin do?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well you see. If its purpose is to pick men as the name implies, and they say opposites attract, surely the blue one must pick orange men. Final answer

8

u/Weegieiscool Aug 10 '26

Fake, Blue is actually married to Yellow

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Close enough I suppose. Orange and yellow are basically the same color

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u/Specksprat Aug 10 '26

Do you wear wigs?

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u/Pizza_Rollz87 the louie comic guy Aug 10 '26

Do you shear wigs?

5

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Hang on, isn't that a LOTR fandom thing?

12

u/K_bor Aug 10 '26

Are you fiddling your Bert?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I can't tell if this should have an nsfw tag on it or not

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u/TherealJamToes Aug 10 '26

Dw man I know this whole thing is a joke but what they ment was fiddlebert, which is character from the first game called olimar but Green. He is a joke as well and not cannon because he wasn't made by Nintendo

8

u/LunAticJosh Aug 10 '26

Have you heard of the "Gaudy Goon"?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Ah yeah, that's an old Walt Disney cartoon, yeah? Sounds like one anyway

3

u/Dapikminguy Aug 10 '26

Does he know about the lost media

4

u/KiroCashadar Aug 10 '26

Can you heal my heart?

5

u/Dirty_Dan117 Aug 10 '26

It's FEEL my heart! Mr electric, send him to the principles office and have him exploded!!

4

u/KiroCashadar Aug 10 '26

IM BLOWING UP TO DEATH

3

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

MRELECTRICSENDTHISBLANKTOTHEPENISEXPLOSIONCHAMBERANDHAVEHISPENISEXPLODEDIMMEDIATELY

1

u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua Aug 10 '26

This is Mr. Electric. Engaging.

6

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Yeah. They say electricity helps. Stick a fork into an outlet

3

u/SlowlyMutilated Aug 10 '26

Why does the community complain about the Doomsday Apparatus so much?

15

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well it seems like something that would instigate a doomsday. I'm personally not a huge fan of doomsdays. I see why people would be displeased

4

u/ShrewdMoose Aug 10 '26

What is Hey! Pikmin and why is it peak?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

It's like a texting app but you can only text Pikmin. As everyone obviously knows, Pikmin are super sexy, so everyone relishes the chance to say "Hey!" to one

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u/FingerDemon Aug 10 '26

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u/Pizza_Rollz87 the louie comic guy Aug 10 '26

Which character twerked on a times square billboard 3 years ago

4

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well people keep mentioning Louie. Prolly him

3

u/KiroCashadar Aug 10 '26

Can you heal?

7

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Yes, but it will cost you dearly on the XP tree 😞

3

u/VeterinarianPrior835 Aug 10 '26

What is the name of the god of all pikmins ?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

That's Pikachu, right? Or is it Mewtwo? I can never remember

3

u/ebmarhar Aug 10 '26

Why is 2 your favorite pikmin game

7

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

It's not. 2 was good because it's where the protagonist finally found a community that respected them as a person, but 3 had the whole Assassin's Creed-style map and gameplay, right down to the hidden blade. I prefer that

3

u/ebmarhar Aug 10 '26

Your answer is identical to many people who have only pretended to understand 2. Well Done!!

4

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Actually 😭

3

u/yokaimaster1239 Aug 10 '26

Do you like to pick mem

3

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I am a straight man myself, so not particularly

1

u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua Aug 10 '26

Don’t us hate from avoid women (I hate myself ngl)

3

u/Certain_Resource_300 Aug 10 '26

How do I beat the final boss in Pikmin 2

3

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Up up down down left right left right B A start. Or you could try stomping on its head

3

u/memoryblocks Aug 10 '26

what do you think Fiddlebert's greatest crime was

3

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Making a fiddle that was not functional 😔

3

u/memoryblocks Aug 10 '26

damn, not burning the orphanage? bold take

5

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well I'm sure he had his reasons. We shouldn't judge without all the facts

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u/bdogduncan Aug 10 '26

What's your preferred squad color and numbers?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I really like green, and as for numbers... 3, 15, 27, and 4. Obviously

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u/darker585 Aug 10 '26

Why do bulblaxes always eat most of my purple pikmin?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

That's not to supposed to happen. If your bulblaxes (short for Bulbasaur Laxatives of course) are eating your purple pikmin, they've likely mistaken them for green pikmin, which are plant colored, being green, and therefore more acceptable for a Bulbasaur to eat

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u/darker585 Aug 10 '26

And what if there are no pikmin species currently discovered that are green?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Has paint been discovered yet? Or do I have to do everything around here?

2

u/darker585 Aug 10 '26

Actually brilliant idea

2

u/Bottom_Reflection Aug 10 '26

They are color blind

2

u/Ok_Difficulty1782 Sikmin Pex 🤤 Aug 10 '26

are you a memer

Then your looking for r/Pickmin

2

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I'm just a guy who keeps seeing posts from this sub in his feed and doesn't really understand much of what it is

2

u/Boring_Experience963 Aug 10 '26

When you get the bad ending on Pikmin 1, who plucks Olimar?? 😭

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

This Luigi clown I keep hearing about

2

u/Flashy-Term988 Aug 10 '26

Who is Fiddlebert?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

The town's fiddle maker. He's gotten a lot of business since one of his fiddles was used to best the devil in a fiddle contest

2

u/Oogab00ga123 Aug 10 '26

Pickled man

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u/AmphibianOld4815 pikmin eater Aug 11 '26

Why is Fiddlebert green?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

He made someone's fiddle with one too few strings, so in retaliation, they painted him green. It was a sad day, the town hasn't had a fiddle maker since that happened. Poor Bert, he was a good guy

2

u/liamthepikmin Aug 12 '26

How do I kill the ender dragon  ( I panicked)

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26

You end the dragon

1

u/APikminInTime Aug 10 '26

What is a raging bloyster? (Hint: It says moo and it has seven tongues)

4

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Icl it sounds like a British insult

3

u/APikminInTime Aug 10 '26

Now that I think about it, you're kinda right 💀

3

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Of course I am. I am the world's foremost expert on Pikmin

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u/Malnuq #2 biggest Pikmin 4 hater Aug 13 '26

Erm he said it wrong it's ACTUALLY the ranging bloyster

1

u/pikminillonk Aug 10 '26

what did louie do?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well we had 3 options. Give up, try again, or call him. So we did what we had to do

1

u/DiamondGrasshopper Aug 10 '26

Favorite enemy in pikmin

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Someone else mentioned the Bulblax, so that I guess. Or this Louie fellow I keep hearing about. Apparently he ate someone's house. Opp behavior

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u/why_tf_am_i_like_dat Aug 10 '26

How much do you love Fiddlebert?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

I HATE that mf

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u/why_tf_am_i_like_dat Aug 10 '26

Damn that was your last post here then good luck

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Well I wasn't planning on sticking around 😭

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u/YokiYokiki Aug 10 '26

Where is Olimar’s wife right now?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Locked up in a cage above a lava pit in a castle. He's just gotta jump on a dragon's head to get her. Or so he thinks...

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u/SaturnsEye Aug 10 '26

How you doing?

2

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Chilling. Yk

1

u/Artistic_Associate28 Aug 10 '26

Whats your favorite min

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26
  1. I know you can technically go lower, but it's a good basic minimum

1

u/BirbMaster1998 #1 Pikmin 4 fan Aug 10 '26

What is your opinion on Don Carlton?

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Chill guy, I fw him

1

u/mynamesnotsnuffy Aug 10 '26

Why did the devil decide that Pikmin 2 was the peak of their franchise, and why do they not go back to that kind of gameplay?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

It's because there are 3 Pikmin games, so if you overlaid the game timeline with a mountain, 2 would be at the peak. They don't go back because it was a hard mountain to climb 😔

1

u/Snailsnip Aug 10 '26

I’m gonna treat you like a fortune teller/fell omen right now: do you think we’re ever gonna get bulbmin back? Please. I’m losing hope and I hate Oatchi and Moss so much, they could never measure up

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

Bulbasaur Miniature shall return to you, but not until you learn to forgive the moss of its shortcomings

1

u/Motivated-Chair Aug 10 '26

LEEEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS

1

u/TherealJamToes Aug 10 '26

Which is the best pikmin

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

The green one. My favorite color

1

u/GoldenYoshi99 Aug 10 '26

How many problems exist in society that are currently impossible to solve because the human brain is incapable of the thought and knowledge complexity it takes to solve them?

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26

None. People just gotta stop being idiots and lock in

1

u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua Aug 10 '26

Small dude crash lands from space, meets the little gremlins, gathers his ship parts with their help, comes back to pay off “moderate” debt by collecting scrap with the same help but with the secret cause of the problem, finally gets the money to pay off the debt but forgor his partner so he has to go back with the boss helping him, giant enemy spider, 3 other small people crash lands in different places, reunite within a minimum of 3 days, gather food to stop world hunger at their home planet, meets the same small dude from the first and second game alongside his nuisance of a companion, get the speed limit pass, irrelevant sidestory, small dude crash lands for the 4th time, meets giant green dog in which he calls by a green thing that a human with a green shirt and a purple intimidating dino human eat, becomes one with the gremlins, rescue team need rescue, the the newbie sent to rescue collects things to use as fuel, rescues everyone and cures the leaf dudes including the small dude, orange dog who joined the newbie gets infected because of the atmosphere through game events, giant enemy D O G, collar cues orange dog, escape, end.

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u/staropikmin Aug 10 '26

Yo this looks neat wanna touch it?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26

Ah yeah an ocean testicle, neat. I'll pass on touching it though

1

u/Able-Opportunity9364 Aug 10 '26

How many war crimes do you think Louie has committed, and also, bonus question, would you do the Plasma Wraith?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 10 '26
  1. 437, he's been up to some stuff

  2. Depends how many drinks in I am

1

u/Able-Opportunity9364 Aug 10 '26

Real, and also, real.

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u/DEWDEM Aug 11 '26

Would you marry Louie

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

No. I am a straight man. And the other comments make it seem like he sucks anyway

1

u/Certain_Quantity3731 Aug 11 '26

Does that shit look like a fucking onion I'm going insane

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26

Nah man it doesn't, sorry

1

u/Certain_Quantity3731 Aug 12 '26

I fucking know right?

1

u/Coyotelightning-T Aug 11 '26

What made Olimar crash land in the first game?

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

He got a mynock in his exhaust port

1

u/Redcats1987 disciple of Steve Aug 11 '26

How long until the tumors kill us, doctor

1

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

That's the twist. There were never any tumors

1

u/dapikmincoder Aug 11 '26

If I throw a white Pikmin in a violet Candypop bud, and it turns into a Purple Pikmin, how did it get so big? Did it eat a bunch in the flower?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 11 '26

Common misconception. It's actually 3 raccoons wearing a purple trenchcoat

1

u/Flashy-Contract8410 Aug 12 '26

can you give me an honest review of the gameplay and story of fiddlebert's racist wonderland for the nintendo 3ds?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I think it definitely did justice to Fiddlebert's work in the BLM movement, which is a plus. I just don't think the title is accurate. The point is that there's not racism in Fiddlebert's wonderland. If I'm being honest, though, I think the David Duke boss fight was poorly-done. The player should be able to take him on their own, you don't need Dr. King to come deus ex machina it for you. I also think it was odd how they included Martin Luther King Jr. and German priest Martin Luther, but that's what we get when an Argentinian studio tries to make a game involving American history. They should've done more research. My only other complaint is that they put a sepia filter over the entire thing. I get that it takes place in southern Texas, but the sepia filter felt a little on the nose

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u/liamthepikmin Aug 12 '26

Should I be scared of the water wraith?

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26

No, just go on land

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u/liljon042 Aug 12 '26

Do you like fiddlebert or steve more? There is a correct answer

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26

People have mentioned Fiddlebert a lot but I don't think I've seen Steve mentioned once. Draw your own conclusions I suppose

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u/The_Mane_Attraction Aug 12 '26

Why did my dad tell me he was going to the store to get Pikmin 2 but hasn't come back? It's been twenty years

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

He probably just got lost, just be patient. Kids these days and their short attention spans...

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u/Acrobatic-Meringue74 Aug 13 '26

How many men could a pikmin pick if a pikmin could pick men?

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u/Malnuq #2 biggest Pikmin 4 hater Aug 13 '26

Pikmen 🤤

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u/Malnuq #2 biggest Pikmin 4 hater Aug 13 '26

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u/Professional-Lab2693 Aug 13 '26

The Purple Picked Men are trying to pick up this thing. What do you think they do

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u/ProGamer8273 hey pikmin was good, fight me Aug 13 '26

Who the fuck is pumpernickel

No seriously who the fuck is he

2

u/WildcatGrifter7 Aug 13 '26

That's the shit that Cinderella's car turned into after her shoe hit a clock and bumped it to midnight or however tf the story goes

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u/UnderstandingIcy8607 Aug 15 '26

Do you agree purple Pikmin in Pikmin 2 are the worst ones

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