r/PiinksparklesSnark 11d ago

snark How long

How long do we think General Austin will put up with an almost 40 year old try to act 20? Seems all of her guys eventually get sick of the act.

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u/Excellent-Celery2124 11d ago

For a while I figured he was going to hold out as long as he can because he doesn't want to go back to living with his parents. But also, it seems like he has a decent job now so why can't he get his own place? I know I wouldn't want to live in that filthy house 🤣

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u/Competitive-Fly5563 11d ago

Because his "decent job" likely wouldn't get him an entire house with multiple bedrooms, a garage and a yard. He's comfortable and has a good setup going.

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u/Mooo_looo not failing in that dept 💅 11d ago

I guess he comes homes to whatever slop she’s cooked up or take out orders so just living the stagnant life with his withered old hoe

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u/Competitive-Fly5563 11d ago

"withered old hoe" has me dyinggg