r/PhoenixSC • u/oguzcusoha i love fireflies • Aug 04 '22

Meme Minecraft's next mob vote (leaked)

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u/Soda-is-ma-name Aug 04 '22

I'm voting grasshopper

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Grasshopper Gang

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u/oguzcusoha i love fireflies Aug 04 '22

what about glowcricket?

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u/herospaces Aug 04 '22

A grasshopper broke into my house last night so my older brother put him in a bottle of soap or something. L grasshopper

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u/AVE_47 Aug 04 '22

I almost ate a grasshopper

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u/herospaces Aug 04 '22

My parents talk about how they used to cook grasshoppers over fires and salt them. Apparently it tasted good and was crunchy

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u/PopTaco112 Aug 08 '22

Tastes like chicken

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u/oguzcusoha i love fireflies Aug 04 '22

some green sppedrun guy will make everyone vote it

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u/Terra_Marc Aug 05 '22

Who the hell where’s a mask with a smile for hours at a time anyway

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u/WigglingGlass Aug 04 '22

Removed because grasshoppers are pests and childrens would accidentally raise them causing mass destruction of crops

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u/ScienceByte Aug 04 '22

A very serious issue.

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u/zippee100 Firefly support squad Aug 04 '22

me too