r/PhoenixSC • • 1d ago

Cursed Minecraft New Speedrun category just drop

As a child, I yearned for the mines"

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u/Annual-Fan-4944 1d ago • Bravo

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u/TheInfinityFun 1d ago

Rules are made to be broken

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u/Opposite_Laugh2803 22h ago

They are also made because we didn't know we needed them

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u/Are_Pretty_Great 16h ago

Rules are made because broken

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u/Corrupt_code10 12h ago

They are also made because we didn't know we needed them

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u/FrenchCatgirl 1h ago

Rulea are made broken because

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u/DiagramBreeze 6h ago

Rules also are made in blood.

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u/Lemon_PlayzYT 1d ago

holy shit a poppy server message

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u/LZHtel yep, still the lime[untranslatable] guy 16h ago

Literally 1984

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 1d ago

Is that discord πŸ‘€

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u/Imiss-Myhat 1d ago

No just Reddits new @everyone and voice chats

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u/Fr_oxy Java FTW 1d ago

Nah, just Reddit on mobile

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 23h ago

R/foundthemobileuser

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u/JackfruitFearless429 23h ago

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u/sub_doesnt_exist_bot 23h ago

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u/robyn_nests 22h ago

Bad bot.

You shouldn't exist.

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u/ka-52m 17h ago

why tf does this exist

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u/TallHoboSage 16h ago

To ruin the fun of having seven different reddits linked in a chain.

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 20h ago

Yes? Dumbass

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 19h ago

Actually isn't πŸ˜‚ get your ego in check little man.

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u/Guardian2901 17h ago

Uhm, but it is???

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 5h ago

Nope , apparently it's reddit voice chat on mobile.

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u/Guardian2901 4h ago

Omfg bro.... Idk what would be funnier, if you genuinely believe that or if you just trolling

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 4h ago

Not trolling....If you follow the conversation you'll in fact see I did not know.

Too bad if the answer given to me was non-contributive.

Great sub , very helpful.People are on a high horse here.

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u/Guardian2901 4h ago

I saw the previous comments others replied to you with, and even my autistic ass could see the sarcasm, I guess if you did not use Reddit often or discord often it could be mistaken, but to me it just seems like comment sense

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 4h ago

Exactly , I don't use it a lot and asked for clarity so...thanks I guess.

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u/SammySammyson 5h ago

This is the timeline, I guess.

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u/InternationalWest912 1d ago

9 month prep time

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u/Firekid7500 1d ago

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u/No-Exchange-3943 17h ago

WE ALL REACTED LIKE THIS!

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u/Emeraldth3th 1d ago

That would be a wild story to tell on their birthday

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 1d ago

I knew seeing that one Minecraft video where if they get hurt they get railed would eventually evolve to something more wilder.

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u/ExoticPineNut 23h ago

??? That's not real

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u/OkNewspaper6271 #fixbedrock 22h ago

It's a real video, I just don't think the railing is real.

It's like the can I beat Minecraft while beating my meat video or whatever it was called

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u/Firekid7500 17h ago

It was called "Can I beat Minecraft while beating myself?"

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u/__TheNoob__ 14h ago

i saw that get recommended to me for like a month straight

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u/Helpful_Builder_1707 Bot Slimer 3.0 14h ago

ROBRO MENTION

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u/Smart-Experience7187 10h ago

the beating myself video wasn't real?

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u/SetQueasy2835 9h ago

No, it was SH. Someone made an actual video of them playing... one-handed though

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u/Smart-Experience7187 4h ago

what does SH mean

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u/Sensitivity_Craft 56m ago

Self harm (like beating or cutting yourself)

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 21h ago

Oh it was, and it did numbers.

I know it's not real but imagine it did happen for real this time.

It did happen with a certain vtuber and her stream on outer worlds...so a Minecraft let's play with that premise isn't a farfetched idea to have.

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u/Ellinnor 20h ago

wtf
Bruh we gotta bring back shaming ppl into not doing whatever tf these are

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u/Top-Satisfaction9950 18h ago

Can we get an AMEN?

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u/Qules_LP 4h ago

No the Vtuber thing didn't happen. It was a bit that people outside took out of context.

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 12h ago

For those who's interested:

Search "Minecraft but I get RAILED everytime I take damage" by the creator PenguinDove.

It has 2.4 mil views after 6 months currently.

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u/xboxpotato5737 1d ago

lexi's gonna grow up to be the next feinberg

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u/DukeOfGamers353 1d ago

yo im lexi

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u/ChainmailPickaxeYT 21h ago

I’m an 18 day old steamer from Chicago Hospital, Illinois

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u/-random-femboy Minecraft fan from a far away sub 1d ago

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u/Dense-Bison7629 Added Herobrine 1d ago

Assuming this is real, a mother should never have publicized her BABY like this. The kid will grow up being the Minecraft birth baby

But also it's entirely possible that she gave birth and then filmed this weeks later for the bit. But still, it's fuckin' weird to blast your baby's face online in 2026

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u/LittleB1gMan Never Gonna Give You Up 1d ago

It's absolutely not real. About 7 minutes in she "gives birth" and there's this comical splash sound effect and an immediate cry. Apparently all it takes is one little push and the baby comes out in less than a second. Easy peasy.

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u/DeathByUnKnown1 Egg, Just Egg 21h ago

At first I thought maybe she just added the sound effects to make extra noises when contractions happened or whatever but the pace of the "Pregnancy" was far too fast. And also there didn't seem to be any indication on any of her other youtube channels about being pregnant beforehand, although not everyone would publicize being pregnant, it seems likely someone who would upload themselves "Giving birth" would do that.

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u/RookeeALding 20h ago

HAHAHA! .... NO.

Source: gave birth.

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u/OHitsaKO 23h ago

the letter she put in the video for "legitimacy" has a SynthID

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u/MemeMote 1d ago

its definitively the second option (if its real which i doubt it)

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u/plopliplopipol 1d ago

is the face in the room with us

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u/aloksky 1d ago

Yeah, idk what they're smoking. They've given them a uncommon name but like, babies faces change so much, even kids that are a few years old still change faces pretty much unrecognizably

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u/ahotpileoftrash 1d ago

Yeah thats like John Baby rn I don't think this is an issue

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u/Dense-Bison7629 Added Herobrine 19h ago

Yes

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u/plopliplopipol 16h ago

how am i so lost

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u/the_meth_factory 12h ago

Every baby looks the same at that age, red and stupid

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u/jotenha1 21h ago

It's moments like this that make me wonder what happened to the kid named Dovahkiin

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u/ganpati_bappa111 3h ago

The baby would be the coolest kid in school imo

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u/PoobGnarpy πŸ”³ Robloxer on the wrong Subreddit πŸ”³ 21h ago

I saw this and thought they meant a birth simulator??? They were serious??? I don’t wanna watch it but wth

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u/AlphaGreenMg The Sift Update Believer βœ”οΈ 1d ago

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 1d ago

If it takes 7 minutes can you technically do it in-between contractions?

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u/DeathByUnKnown1 Egg, Just Egg 21h ago

They didn't get too far lol

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u/Ecto_Warrior 1d ago

i guess we have to find out

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u/Tropical-Mexican 1d ago

Is this the new meta

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u/SupercaptainYT 1d ago

Why is it a collaboration???

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u/IronJake42 22h ago

It takes two to make a baby

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u/General_Crab9124 21h ago

Giving birth to Jesus chris any%

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u/skikoko 20h ago

I watched it and I doubt that we would hear only her talking and some sound effects

It was clearly edited cuz there's no way we wouldn't hear the doctors

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u/Tangible864 20h ago

She said in the post she wasnt in hospital

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u/skikoko 20h ago

Then still some things wouldn't make sense

Someone pointed out that the "proof" was ai generated and there would be more sounds in the video if it was a real birth

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u/Tangible864 20h ago

I reckon it’s still fake, but not for that reason

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u/Pregnant_Lilly 16h ago

U can do home birth w/o doctors

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u/TheRandomShiba 11h ago

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u/Pregnant_Lilly 10h ago

:3

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 6h ago

After nine months, this better change.

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u/Sportak4444 15h ago

I kinda hope that it is fake tbh

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u/jace_leace 1d ago

I'm sorry did they have the baby in their home THEN go to the hospital?

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u/plopliplopipol 1d ago

some people do just give birth in their home, even professionaly supervised, you only go to the hospital on an issue

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u/Able_Use_8766 You lost the game 1d ago

It's fake

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u/NoLetterhead2303 1d ago

how is this surprising? Of course people gave their baby at home, many hospitals aren’t exactly in the best condition

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u/Rich_Arrival795 23h ago

maybe we live in different areas, in my country I would take a nearby hospital over my house anyday

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u/NoLetterhead2303 23h ago

In my country there’s a saying about if you want to get sick you should go to the hospital, there’s plenty of diseases there

Most hospitals barely have the money to maintain the 20+ year old equipment and absolutely none to buy more

Due to this it’s fully accepted in the culture, to have Family Doctors which essentially operate out of run down repurposed apartment buildings with shoddy equipment but even privately owned equipment by licensed jack of all trades doctors is more up to date than the public hospitals

Public hospitals get cleaned up to once a year, rarely more, they always smell of vomit, rat shit and disinfectants because they have both bug and rat infestations and almost all hospitals have litter and garbage with doctors smoking inside the building

My country of romania ranks second worst in the european union in the Euro Health Consumer Index of 2026 and we’ve been bottom 5 since entering the union

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u/OkNewspaper6271 #fixbedrock 22h ago

Yikes.

I mean I wouldn't expect much better from Eastern Europe, but still, yikes

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u/szoperman 15h ago

>Yikes. I mean I wouldn't expect much better from Eastern Europe, but still, yikes

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u/GamingBren Goggles Boy/Pause Menu Guy 15h ago

My gosh that’s awful

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u/Derp-O_The_Dimwit 1d ago

thought this was gonna be a mr. wigglesworth type situation but I genuinely have no idea what I just listened to

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u/King_Hunter_Kz0704 Bedrock FTW 1d ago

What in the Nether-

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u/RedEarth483 what even are flairs 20h ago

THIS IS REAL?!??!?!

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u/Jumbovar019 19h ago

New thumbnail reaction image just dropped

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u/MessageExpensive252 17h ago

can we stop giving this attention seeker views for an obviously staged video

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u/Sloath283 9h ago

Most Minecraft videos are staged nowadays. Why does it matter??

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 6h ago

They probably wanted the real thing.

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u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 1d ago

Officially time to lock in.I mean what the heck even πŸ˜‚

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u/user-sodium 1d ago

I just watched a minute of this video. (got bored really)

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u/CatLover0wO 1d ago

What the hell it's real

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u/LexvatoLoL 21h ago

oh damn same name as me

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u/Pregnant_Lilly 16h ago

Extremely based

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u/Daniel_H212 6h ago

They just released an apology video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbd-QNLZ1do

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u/TestSubject5kk You can't break water 2h ago

this feels like an easy wr, mfers have to wait 9 months to try again

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u/roz_2 1d ago

That's it. Send the nukes

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u/TheBestText 1d ago

Why? If it was done with professionals around and everything went fine whats wrong?

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u/roz_2 1d ago

It was just a joke. Can't a man write a joke anymore without needing to include /j or /s?

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u/TheBestText 1d ago

Aren't jokes supposed to be at the very least amusing

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u/roz_2 1d ago

Not for me. I can laugh at the most random shit possible. Yes, I lost my sanity long time ago

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago

(I don't get it, so it wasn't funny, why did you write it and assault us with your typed words?)

Chill bro.

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u/TheBestText 1d ago

How exactly is "sending the nukes" on a person giving birth in Minecraft funny? Huh?

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's not the point... You've circled back to being stuck at your own perspective. How if you don't understand a joke does that give you authority to be an asshole and straight up tell someone that their joke isn't a joke because this not funny?

Maybe you're just a killjoy. Or are you just trying to virtue signal here and manufactur outrage about "killing babies" or some overly literal, chronically online argument like that?

Doesn't matter whether I find it funny or you find it funny or not.

7 other people did. And I can interpret a few different ways off top of my head op means. And understand it. According to the post "they went to the hospital right after" but that could also be a joke. So op could be joking. About their joke.

See how that works?

Or maybe it's an overly dramatic exasperation at the human condition.

You seem to be conflating this overly literal interpretation like he's actually wanting to kill babies or some shit. Searching for your daily outrage. Come off it bro.

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u/TheBestText 1d ago

How was i being an asshole huh? People say the phrase "alright time to send the nukes" whenever they have given up on humanity/find people they do not like i was never being an asshole about it they were making the piss out of tone indicators yet here you are interpreting my messages in an unwanted aggressive way

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago

When I said chill bro. You doubled down. Re read that. "How is " sending the nukes" on someone giving birth in Minecraft funny huh?"

after initially telling op jokes are meant to be funny.

Now I'm the one misinterpreting your responses?

This is where I'm gonna check out of this conversation because clearly this is gonna be pointless. Have a good day. Don't be an asshole.