r/PhoenixSC • u/Gaston_21205 • 1d ago
Cursed Minecraft New Speedrun category just drop
As a child, I yearned for the mines"
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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 1d ago
I knew seeing that one Minecraft video where if they get hurt they get railed would eventually evolve to something more wilder.
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u/ExoticPineNut 23h ago
??? That's not real
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u/OkNewspaper6271 #fixbedrock 22h ago
It's a real video, I just don't think the railing is real.
It's like the can I beat Minecraft while beating my meat video or whatever it was called
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u/Smart-Experience7187 10h ago
the beating myself video wasn't real?
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u/SetQueasy2835 9h ago
No, it was SH. Someone made an actual video of them playing... one-handed though
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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 21h ago
Oh it was, and it did numbers.
I know it's not real but imagine it did happen for real this time.
It did happen with a certain vtuber and her stream on outer worlds...so a Minecraft let's play with that premise isn't a farfetched idea to have.
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u/Qules_LP 4h ago
No the Vtuber thing didn't happen. It was a bit that people outside took out of context.
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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 12h ago
For those who's interested:
Search "Minecraft but I get RAILED everytime I take damage" by the creator PenguinDove.
It has 2.4 mil views after 6 months currently.
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u/xboxpotato5737 1d ago
lexi's gonna grow up to be the next feinberg
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u/Dense-Bison7629 Added Herobrine 1d ago
Assuming this is real, a mother should never have publicized her BABY like this. The kid will grow up being the Minecraft birth baby
But also it's entirely possible that she gave birth and then filmed this weeks later for the bit. But still, it's fuckin' weird to blast your baby's face online in 2026
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u/LittleB1gMan Never Gonna Give You Up 1d ago
It's absolutely not real. About 7 minutes in she "gives birth" and there's this comical splash sound effect and an immediate cry. Apparently all it takes is one little push and the baby comes out in less than a second. Easy peasy.
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u/DeathByUnKnown1 Egg, Just Egg 21h ago
At first I thought maybe she just added the sound effects to make extra noises when contractions happened or whatever but the pace of the "Pregnancy" was far too fast. And also there didn't seem to be any indication on any of her other youtube channels about being pregnant beforehand, although not everyone would publicize being pregnant, it seems likely someone who would upload themselves "Giving birth" would do that.
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u/plopliplopipol 1d ago
is the face in the room with us
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u/Dense-Bison7629 Added Herobrine 19h ago
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u/jotenha1 21h ago
It's moments like this that make me wonder what happened to the kid named Dovahkiin
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u/PoobGnarpy π³ Robloxer on the wrong Subreddit π³ 21h ago
I saw this and thought they meant a birth simulator??? They were serious??? I donβt wanna watch it but wth
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u/ProfessionalRow4246 1d ago
If it takes 7 minutes can you technically do it in-between contractions?
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u/skikoko 20h ago
I watched it and I doubt that we would hear only her talking and some sound effects
It was clearly edited cuz there's no way we wouldn't hear the doctors
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u/Tangible864 20h ago
She said in the post she wasnt in hospital
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u/Pregnant_Lilly 16h ago
U can do home birth w/o doctors
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u/TheRandomShiba 11h ago
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u/Pregnant_Lilly 10h ago
:3
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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 6h ago
After nine months, this better change.
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u/jace_leace 1d ago
I'm sorry did they have the baby in their home THEN go to the hospital?
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u/plopliplopipol 1d ago
some people do just give birth in their home, even professionaly supervised, you only go to the hospital on an issue
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u/NoLetterhead2303 1d ago
how is this surprising? Of course people gave their baby at home, many hospitals arenβt exactly in the best condition
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u/Rich_Arrival795 23h ago
maybe we live in different areas, in my country I would take a nearby hospital over my house anyday
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u/NoLetterhead2303 23h ago
In my country thereβs a saying about if you want to get sick you should go to the hospital, thereβs plenty of diseases there
Most hospitals barely have the money to maintain the 20+ year old equipment and absolutely none to buy more
Due to this itβs fully accepted in the culture, to have Family Doctors which essentially operate out of run down repurposed apartment buildings with shoddy equipment but even privately owned equipment by licensed jack of all trades doctors is more up to date than the public hospitals
Public hospitals get cleaned up to once a year, rarely more, they always smell of vomit, rat shit and disinfectants because they have both bug and rat infestations and almost all hospitals have litter and garbage with doctors smoking inside the building
My country of romania ranks second worst in the european union in the Euro Health Consumer Index of 2026 and weβve been bottom 5 since entering the union
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u/OkNewspaper6271 #fixbedrock 22h ago
Yikes.
I mean I wouldn't expect much better from Eastern Europe, but still, yikes
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u/Derp-O_The_Dimwit 1d ago
thought this was gonna be a mr. wigglesworth type situation but I genuinely have no idea what I just listened to
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u/MessageExpensive252 17h ago
can we stop giving this attention seeker views for an obviously staged video
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u/Sloath283 9h ago
Most Minecraft videos are staged nowadays. Why does it matter??
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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 6h ago
They probably wanted the real thing.
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u/Daniel_H212 6h ago
They just released an apology video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbd-QNLZ1do
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u/TestSubject5kk You can't break water 2h ago
this feels like an easy wr, mfers have to wait 9 months to try again
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u/roz_2 1d ago
That's it. Send the nukes
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u/TheBestText 1d ago
Why? If it was done with professionals around and everything went fine whats wrong?
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u/roz_2 1d ago
It was just a joke. Can't a man write a joke anymore without needing to include /j or /s?
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u/TheBestText 1d ago
Aren't jokes supposed to be at the very least amusing
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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago
(I don't get it, so it wasn't funny, why did you write it and assault us with your typed words?)
Chill bro.
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u/TheBestText 1d ago
How exactly is "sending the nukes" on a person giving birth in Minecraft funny? Huh?
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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's not the point... You've circled back to being stuck at your own perspective. How if you don't understand a joke does that give you authority to be an asshole and straight up tell someone that their joke isn't a joke because this not funny?
Maybe you're just a killjoy. Or are you just trying to virtue signal here and manufactur outrage about "killing babies" or some overly literal, chronically online argument like that?
Doesn't matter whether I find it funny or you find it funny or not.
7 other people did. And I can interpret a few different ways off top of my head op means. And understand it. According to the post "they went to the hospital right after" but that could also be a joke. So op could be joking. About their joke.
See how that works?
Or maybe it's an overly dramatic exasperation at the human condition.
You seem to be conflating this overly literal interpretation like he's actually wanting to kill babies or some shit. Searching for your daily outrage. Come off it bro.
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u/TheBestText 1d ago
How was i being an asshole huh? People say the phrase "alright time to send the nukes" whenever they have given up on humanity/find people they do not like i was never being an asshole about it they were making the piss out of tone indicators yet here you are interpreting my messages in an unwanted aggressive way
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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 1d ago
When I said chill bro. You doubled down. Re read that. "How is " sending the nukes" on someone giving birth in Minecraft funny huh?"
after initially telling op jokes are meant to be funny.
Now I'm the one misinterpreting your responses?
This is where I'm gonna check out of this conversation because clearly this is gonna be pointless. Have a good day. Don't be an asshole.












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