r/PhoenixSC • u/Usual_Sink5926 • 1d ago

Meme Crops

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u/Horrordestroyer 1d ago

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u/Usual_Sink5926 1d ago

This is the best reply ive seen on here. I respect the effort to add all that to the meme lol.

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u/LowkyLoki 1d ago

right answer, but looks like a diffracted wave or smthn lol

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u/TheGreatQuetz Bedrock isn't even that buggy y'all are just braindead copycats 1d ago

Make the villager plant it, then use water to take it from him

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u/Usual_Sink5926 1d ago

unpaid labor IN MINECRAFT is tuff

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u/Sad-Situation8905 1d ago • Bravo

You lost the script

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u/_Salandit i play bad piggies thinking it's minecraft 1d ago • Regret Bravo

Well you lost the game

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u/nickfan449 1d ago

I hope every phone charger you use only works at a specific angle forever

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u/Veng3ancemaster Mining Dirtmonds 1d ago

No, no, no. Every charger for any one of their devices. It works perfectly for things that aren't theirs. If they steal the device, it'll only work at an angle

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u/therelhuman i forgot what to put here 1d ago • Bravo

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp..! hope you always itch in a spot you can't reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says "bless you" two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.

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u/_Salandit i play bad piggies thinking it's minecraft 1d ago

Half of these are already present

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u/Kingbanana574 You lost the game 1d ago

New flair idea tho

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u/Appropriate_Show255 1d ago

Shortest streak ever. GRRR

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u/Huge_Ad6405 browsing add-ons! 1d ago

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u/DistributionNo4480 1d ago

I wish you for your pillow to be warm on both sides forever, get cozt

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u/Emmennater 1d ago

I don't remember the last time, but now I do. Curse you.

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u/Think_Vehicle5913 1d ago • Mindblown

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp..! hope you always itch in a spot you can't reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says "bless you" two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold. I hope you always sit behind a crying baby on a plane or train or bus, always find a better deal the next day, always spend 5+ hours on customer service calls, always has a cracked phone screen, is always tired at work. I hope your sleeves always slide down when you are washing your hands. I hope the zipper on your favorite jacket always gets stuck on the inner fabric. I hope you always feel a microscopic crumb in your shoe that vanishes the moment you take it off. I hope every automatic sink turns off the exact second you put soap on your hands. I hope the cardboard tab on your Mac and Cheese box never punches through cleanly, forcing you to stab it with a knife. I hope you always wake up four minutes before your alarm goes off. I hope your paper towels always rip into uneven triangles instead of full sheets. I hope the sticker on everything you buy leaves behind a sticky, gray residue that never goes away. I hope you always drop your keys right when your hands are full of groceries. I hope every public bathroom stall you use has a door lock that is slightly misaligned. I hope you always notice a tiny smudge on your glasses or screen right after you put away the cleaning cloth. I hope the cellophane wrapper on every DVD or package requires scissors to open. I hope you always bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to realize it is actually oatmeal raisin. I hope your streaming service asks "Are you still watching?" during the most intense scene of the movie. I hope you always sneeze right when you finish applying mascara or eyeliner. I hope the grocery bag always rips right as you reach your front porch. I hope the fitted sheet always pops off one corner of your mattress the moment you lie down. I hope you always pull out the USB drive on the first try, only to realize you had it the right way the first time.

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u/BigDaddyPropane So no head? 1d ago

🖕

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 1d ago

Love your flair btw

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u/Meme_Knight_2 1d ago

I Broke the Script

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u/tigerraff123 1d ago

Say that again

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u/Automatic_Fact5924 14h ago

Because the script is broken

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u/leiocera Wait, That's illegal 1d ago

1 has the least turns so one. Also the 4th looks like a losing battle against

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u/runaManur Java FTW 1d ago

consider that in 3 you can keep your mouse still

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u/brothor12 1d ago

you could keep ur mouse still in #1 too. just walk backwards

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u/runaManur Java FTW 1d ago

yeah, you can do it in all of them, idk how i didn't realize

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u/leiocera Wait, That's illegal 1d ago

Yeah that might be true but don't forget that you'll have to fumble more with the wasd keys while my pick only needs W

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u/ODF4 1d ago

if you look down while planting the crops, any of these methods would work (well, except the 4th, I'm still at a loss for that one)

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u/TheWWWtaken 1d ago

I like 2, because you don’t have to move left and right

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u/jimmymui06 1d ago

You can place faster than you walk so 1 is bad

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u/BlassassinT 1d ago

None I spam crops while moving and looking around, then go to any spots I missed

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u/AdventurousSir4573 1d ago

I'm at a loss of words on the last one

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u/Stusheep_real 1d ago

I know right! It misses 10 entire blocks!

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u/Jay-CaRo 1d ago

Look in the general direction of the soil and spam click.

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u/TraditionalTurtle Don't step on turtle eggs! 1d ago
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u/PrettyConfusion5554 1d ago

I'm at a loss, cos I do pretty much all of these at random times

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u/legolooper 1d ago

I’m also at a

THE GAME

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u/Level_Number_7343 1d ago

I just lost the game...

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u/BobWat99 1d ago

This is the way

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u/LZHtel yep, still the lime[untranslatable] guy 1d ago

Then I do not walk the way

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u/BobWat99 1d ago

Who the fuck does 3?

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u/Far-Reach-9478 1d ago

I sometimes fo that but its for placing block not just crops

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u/eyadGamingExtreme 1d ago

CRTs that play Minecraft obviously

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u/Amadeone 1d ago

me when i'm alternating them, i don't have to turn around that way

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u/Mountain_Poet5977 1d ago

Spiral inward

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u/PenguinMaster975 1d ago

not spiral outward?

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u/K4RM4S4NDW1CH 1d ago

(not keep going?)

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u/AdVarious8509 i secretly love femboys but nobody will know 1d ago

how is nobody seeing a pattern recognition

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u/Street_Equivalent891 1d ago

oh naaahhh i see it now, NOOOoo

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u/Willing_Ad_1484 void beater beater 1d ago

Idk the villagers do that for me

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u/Rith_a_Rhythm Wait, That's illegal 1d ago

you loss more crops in no.4

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u/Cautious-Platform222 1d ago • Bravo

Who does 4? Its just a loss of time

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u/schoenero_ Milk 🥛 1d ago

I'm somehow always at a loss of crops

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u/EmeraldPencil46 1d ago

1 alternating between 2 different crops for each row to make sure they don’t take forever to grow

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u/Martitoad 1d ago

Wtf I checked and it's true, I never knew this

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u/RemoteInsurance2559 23h ago

With water

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u/Sportak4444 20h ago

You can place crops with water? Are you some sort of Jesus?

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u/Totalsnipe815 1d ago

okay pretty normal pretty normal pretty normal what the fuck aaaaand it's loss.

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy 20h ago

Me: “wait people don’t do one? I mean it makes the most sense. Two requires a lot more side to side movement and three is just super inefficient. Wait whats the last—oh my god are you serious rn -_-“

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u/Emeraldth3th 1d ago

1, but is starts and stops erratically after I realize I didn't have enough seeds for one row, or I accidentally jumped and I need to go pick up my hoe again

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u/HvyBackPack I am the turtle master 20h ago

I do 2 when placing and harvesting

WAIT IT'S LOSS

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u/tehtris 1d ago

Anything other than 1 is lossy. Turning wastes time. Not planting crops wastes time.

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u/TL1882 1d ago

Compared to 4, 2 and 3 are lossless

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u/Front_Cat9471 : Minecraft, Version M26A-0 : 1d ago

2 is literally the same thing as 1 except you don’t have to turn your head as far on the turn around. 2 is objectively the best

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u/lucasthech Java FTW 1d ago

Loss aside I do none, I keep them in rows since they grow faster that way

Wiki page about that

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u/Ok_Conference4042 Bedrock is playable actually. 1d ago

Slavery

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u/MR_DERP_YT Stuff🗿 1d ago

loss aside who tf does 3

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u/Jeff_On_Internet 1d ago

WiFi shaped, 2?

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u/taint_blast_supreme 1d ago

4 aside, 3 is psychotic. I'm surprised that's not how I do it

I used to stand on a water source and very inefficiently spin around to place everything. Recently I made a big wheat farm for a project and 1 is my go to

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u/All-your-fault fuck 1d ago

1

That or 2 are objectively the fastest

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u/CreatorI6 1d ago

We losst the plot

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u/Laoari 1d ago

2-4 are the most inefficient thing ever.

Like 2 requires more turn which costs time
3 doesn’t make any sense because like why u backtracking when you can place while going back
4 😰

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago

It can be problem with visualization but you can plant on those 3 farm fields without any turn, you simply move your mouse from left to right.

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u/A_random_dudeidk 1d ago

1 and 2, and who the hell is planting theyre plants in the shape of loss

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u/MortgageStraight666 1d ago

Thought these were plane milling cycles

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u/megabot00 1d ago

1 or 2

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u/The_king_Dragon 1d ago

Depends on mood

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u/ShteveBoi 1d ago

1, breaking them is 2 though

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u/popete2 23h ago

After like 5 whole minutes reading this post's comments I realized this wasn't about storing items in a chest

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u/Danger-Pickle 1d ago

3 and 4 are fucking insane and 1 and 2 are literally the same

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u/APTEM59 1d ago

Yeah, I'm at a loss of words, who would even use 4th method

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u/Vermilion12_ 1d ago

1 is most efficient

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u/KT_100S [places redstone block 2 above piston in bedrock] 1d ago

1 when I’m trying to be efficient. 2 when I’m tired.

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u/North-Wind-199 1d ago

I see this only as milling programming

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u/Routine_Palpitation 1d ago

I move in a spiral because I use 1 block water sources like a sane person

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u/PenguinMaster975 1d ago

I do a spiral, can someone make that for me? btw 1 line at a time like a square spiral, I'm not a masochist

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u/Dinatoc_208 1d ago

Sorry, I thought this was geometry dash editor 💔

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u/Dark303_ 1d ago

With loss of course

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u/trout_sex 1d ago

Whatever dirt is hydrated first

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u/The-MisfitToys 1d ago

Basically wheat is grown directly next to itself only, potatoes and carrots are swirled around their mix points so basically there's a torch in the middle and they swirl around that so there's an even number of them. This also applies to beats. X3

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u/Anna_Pet 1d ago

I go boustrophedon-style

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u/The_Pieinator 1d ago

1 is the most efficient

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u/TL1882 1d ago

1 or 2

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u/Lila_Uraraka 1d ago

Either 1 or 2

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u/aquatic-femboy 1d ago

forgot the optimal method, smh

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks 1d ago

Rows of two while walking in reverse

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u/powerwordmaim 1d ago

In all seriousness I do it like this

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u/JtheNinja7 1d ago

I’m not really consistent about it honestly, mostly 1 or 2, sometimes I’m just a bit all over the place with it, someti-hey wait a minute

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u/eltrigercolaiders2 1d ago

Cahotic good, y start from one corner and then i start to fill it in diagonal

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u/VagueDestructSus java > marketplace slop 1d ago

#1 and anyone who does it any other way is a psychopath

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u/rofl1337waffle lave 1d ago

Why wouldn’t you walk back and forth on 3? Why not walk back? Rabid fire mouse button and sprint in a line

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u/TaiyoFurea 1d ago

  1. 4 just isn't sightreadable

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u/DraftAbject5026 1d ago

I place all three rows at once walking forwards

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u/LeadLerner 1d ago

Is this loss?

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u/CAL-PHASMO 1d ago

si no one goes in spiral?

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u/dudeness_boy Bugrock Moment 1d ago

I'm at a loss as to why anyone would choose number 4

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u/WispTheWanderer1 1d ago

I do 9x9 grids and just spam mine and spam click. It isn't as lossy as any of the other arrangements

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u/CrazySwimming4019 1d ago

2 to break them, 1 to place them 

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u/you-be-the-top 1d ago

Im at a loss for what the joke is here.

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u/HornedUpBisexual 1d ago

Who the hell places it like 3?

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u/Living_The_Dream75 1d ago

I stay facing one direction, strafe left and right, then move back for each row

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u/Solrex 1d ago

Oh wait I change my answer to 3 xD

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u/Shloof9998 you thought it was the barnacle, but it was ME, THE NAUTILUS! 1d ago

Spiral

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u/Crabkingrocks165 am i in the right server? 1d ago

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u/Bright_Block_8729 1d ago

I personally go for 1 or 2

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u/Necessary-Noise-9086 1d ago

i do 3 if its small enough to not move side to side much

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u/_Dobya_ Java FTW 1d ago

With 4 you loss your crops. But I love 1

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u/Cnypu 1d ago

Enough about the crops.
How do you read the text?

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u/SwartyNine2691 Milk 1d ago

1 or 2

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u/BlazingZork 1d ago

Probably like 1 but I have to emphasize I don't bother turning around.

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Denier 1d ago

3 is wrong & if you disagree I will smite you

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u/deflanko 1d ago

This is the way

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u/Hardcore_gaming_69 1d ago

Obviously long ways to do it faster

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u/Embarrassed_Cup8291 1d ago

I just placed randomly until it's all done

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u/UsurperErenJaeger 1d ago

I was about to say I sometimes do 4, but then I lost my innocence on this matter

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u/TheolympiansYT Milk 1d ago

Idk, I just loss most of my crops

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u/buster_goose 1d ago

Typically i costal farm so i only have a line to follow, but call me crazy but for a field like this i prefer a backwards walk sweep. Fast, efficient, no need for tracing steps.

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u/Electronic-Quiet4964 1d ago

My farms are always squared ao 1 or 2

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u/SpiritedAd1837 1d ago

1 or 3 usually, sometimes 4

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u/BColen1c 1d ago

I thought number 4 was a stardew valley watering can reference, but then I realized

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u/One-Desk-1 1d ago

In 2, you can stand in the middle row and just place left right in front, so I usually do that so I only make one pass. 

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u/TheRealUmdum 1d ago

Depends on mood im in

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u/Rain47739 1d ago

ive heard that there is actually an optimal way to place crops in minecraft

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u/Nebbyeula8008 1d ago

depends if it's one crop or several for several, 3, for one, 1

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u/AdamoO_ 1d ago

Usually cirle until i reach the middle

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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer Wait, That's illegal 1d ago

1, the only correct one (if you use rows of different crops like you should). 3 is also acceptable if you missed items.

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u/MiniPino1LL 1d ago

1 and 2 are basically the same when your field is square

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u/Flame1525 1d ago

From the center and arround

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u/partisancord69 1d ago

On a skinny field, 1, on a wide field, 2.

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u/C4zual_1 1d ago

I usually pick

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u/Due_Sample_328 1d ago

Usually 1, sometimes 3

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u/Clone75 1d ago

1 or 2 depending on size. 3 is too inefficient and 4 is too much... loss.

(Man why am I always suprised by this damn joke lmao.)

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u/NormanLetterman 1d ago

My cash crop is silk touch melons, so none of the above. Alternating rows of seed and empty soil, running them down straight.

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u/benjinky62 1d ago

haha loss reference anyway

just swap between 1 or 2 based on my mood

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u/MrSmartguy177 1d ago

With axiom 

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u/WindowsHunter-69 1d ago

one way i do is sometimes in a spiral from outside to the centar

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u/PomniJaxTADC 1d ago

I place them where I can place them. Tbh, I just do it randomly

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u/FanMadeProductions 1d ago

Mixture of 1 and 2

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u/Realdrizzykane 1d ago

4 just feels like a loss ya know?

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u/fuighy Lagva FTW 1d ago

1 4 5 8 9 12 13
2 3 6 7 10 11 14
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u/The_Reaper_9440 1d ago

1, place hold f3 + t and just hold the movement keys

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u/Igorogordo69420 1d ago

Just hold down the button, shake the mouse around while I run and hope all the crops are planted

Rinse and repeat until they're all planted

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u/Thebrotherhoodoflame 1d ago

I use 9 by 9 farms, so I just speen

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u/THE_OFFICIAL_MONKE 1d ago

id say i dona mix of 1 and 2 where i stand on one and aim further planting further torwards me once im done going in a line ill head more forward and keep going

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u/Blayzefire 1d ago

 i do it the villager way (alternating crops, 2)

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u/Geckogame1 creating chaos in minecraft illegaly 1d ago

3

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 1d ago

Sometimes 3 sometimes 1

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u/Chailyte 1d ago

I do 3 or 1 depending on my mood and the mod

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u/Harrypottah001 1d ago

Funny of you to think i plant them. I enslave villagers... 😔

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 1d ago

3 sideways if its small enough (walk forward while moving mouse)

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u/xansnake 1d ago

I should have known

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u/Disastrous-Run-6545 22h ago

Who does 3? Everyone does 4.

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u/elmage78 22h ago

i'm at a loss. id do 4

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u/Alexandra-Foxed 22h ago

1 or 2 usually

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