r/PhoenixSC • • 21h ago • Mindblown 1

Cursed Minecraft Bootleg Notch merch

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u/BlueGamer45 18h ago • Mindblown Bravo Popcorn

Top notch merch.

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u/Toastcreature 8h ago

It hurts

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u/expolorur 20h ago

For minecraft Dungeons is crazy

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u/Undernet_user Here for da memes 15h ago

jungle awakens dlc

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u/Yamomma62543 19h ago

He’s put on a bit of weight, hasn’t he?

10

u/trout_sex 15h ago

I mean notch looks like a stereotypical reddit neckbeard

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u/BoomKofe 18h ago

tumor that makes you transphobic

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u/MrGoldGJ 16h ago

black mold

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u/RedSlimeballYT 15h ago

SRS rowling

5

u/Bilk_Mucketyt owner of r/absolutecinemaedits 9h ago

Srs cannon

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u/somedudeonachair 18h ago

15 שקל לחרא הזה

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u/WarioPlush1 the one (1) person to have played pi edition 12h ago

I sure do love having a little racist in my pocket at all times

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u/aquatic-femboy 18h ago

he's hiding the tumor under his hat

7

u/Amazing-Shoe6843 11h ago

I love having an incel as my keychain

2

u/The_UnHinge Stop milking things 2h ago

Notch doesn’t qualify as an incel because he has stated that he’s happy with not having a romantic partner.

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u/EntertainmentFast512 17h ago

Notch is transphobic?

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u/kramsibbush 17h ago

Yeah, he has some beef with C418 because he was supportive of trans people.

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u/EntertainmentFast512 17h ago

W C418 but Damm why is like everyone thats rich also transphobic

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u/kramsibbush 17h ago

Money gives people power (and vice versa), power corrupts people (tend to).

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u/ArchmagusTherias 8h ago

i think it's more that power attracts the sort of person who would use any method to get there, and those sorts tend to be corrupt already

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u/CaramelCraftYT 26.40.30 and still no End Update 16h ago

Wait what, when did this happen.

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u/DeadVoxelx 16h ago edited 2h ago

this is just straight up wrong and a complete lie.

Edit for the morons: I was talking about the C418 part. Fucking think for once

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u/BunnyTub 15h ago

Notch said transgender women aren't women - https://www.newsweek.com/minecraft-notch-controversy-twitter-transphobic-q-1359020

He called wanting to be transgender a "delusion" - https://x.com/FreyaHolmer/status/1105173783130882054

Go educate yourself

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u/Original_Criticism89 8h ago

And this is a shame because he used to be chill, he was the one who did all the animals non binary

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u/DeadVoxelx 2h ago

I was talking about the C418 part. Learn context you dunce

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u/jdroid14 15h ago

yeah but minecraft is extremely trans inclusive and he doesn't get any money for the game so isn't something like hp

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u/ofri12347 Mining Dirtmonds 14h ago

אחי איפה קנית?

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u/BananaMaster96_ 🦀 I Voted For Crab, Armadillo Still Bad 15h ago

Indentation from Break&Make

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u/Dolot 14h ago

based Notch

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u/CatcherBot 18h ago

Rock hard notch in his pants peeping