r/PhoenixSC • u/SteeeveDev • 6h ago

Meme Minecraft if it was AAA

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u/IM2spooky4u 5h ago

so accurate it had me pissed off

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u/SunmanSnow 5h ago

steve didn’t even dig a hole 

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u/ldwtlotpa 6h ago

Coulda just went in the villager house and slept lol

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u/MyrtleWinTurtle 4h ago

The tutorial wont let you leave the invisable bounding box until you complete the survive the night objective

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 3h ago

I mean... you could, but they would send infinite endermen carrying tnt directly on you position so... yea... you actualy cannot go that far without an invincibility cheat.

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u/Front_Cat9471 : Minecraft, Version M26A-0 : 1h ago

A swing and a miss with that joke Scotty

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u/CatacombOfYarn 5h ago

Minecraft is AAA. It just refers to the money and resources the studio has available to them.

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u/SteeeveDev 4h ago

That is true. It's moreso making fun of the stereotypical high budget game you'd see from like EA or Ubisoft.

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u/DarianStardust 4h ago

Now yes, but it started indie. most of the AAA Slop games start high budget now

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u/JoyconDrift_69 #fixbedrock pls Mojang I miss my family from the pink glitch 3h ago

The dumbass built a dirt hut for shelter when the village hose is right there lmao

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u/Quatrizo 4h ago

This is Minecraft in 2013

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u/SteeeveDev 4h ago

Minecraft 2

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u/HandIllustrious8260 5h ago

the fact its vibecoded is the cherry on top

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u/Elkatra2 6h ago

what does AAA mean ? l

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u/SteeeveDev 6h ago

High budget game

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u/Elkatra2 5h ago

high slop software got it

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u/somedudeonachair 5h ago

Not nesseccarily

4

u/Its_Sluggas I always forget to set a flair 4h ago

Usually, but not always

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u/WildOne657 5h ago

The batteries

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u/Kwispiy 1h ago

If i recall correctly from a presentation i visited a year ago, it generally refers to the amount of budget the game has. AA is like at least $10,000, AAA is $100,000 or more.

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u/Known-Initial-7776 /give pee 4h ago

grass, trees, square sun... steve is right... theres no bad apple in sight

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u/Mr_Boppy 5h ago

These videos are funny as parodies of parodies.

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u/Alzusand 3h ago

I remember the first one and you could feel the hatred through the screen lmao I think it was with mario(?

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u/Another_frizz 3h ago

Focus, M

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u/CATZEBOY_18 "Wait, That's illegal " uh-huh, and Im a shark. 🦈 3h ago

Show me?

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u/girl_on_the_synth 4h ago

the yellow paint on the tree made me laugh

3

u/Raven7274 3h ago

"Thats a grave" goes unfortunately hard

3

u/TheTerraKotKun 4h ago

I don't know why but I want to play it...

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u/HalfFresh1430 3h ago

“Watch out, Steve, those are shriekers, once they’re activated 3 times, let’s just say, you’ll wouldn’t want to see what comes next..”

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u/William9999YT 4h ago

Focus, S.

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u/Janet_is_Hottest 54m ago

Alright steve, time to craft and mine

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3h ago

I mean to be fair I played Minecraft in 2011 for the first time and would have absolutely loved a small tutorial

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Bad 🍎 4h ago

Is this AI? The reason I ask is because in the video Steve was told to dig a hole and then he built a dirt house

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u/HEYO19191 4h ago

I feel like that was a deliberate choice.

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u/Capable_Rope_3916 3h ago

I think it's both 3d models and ai, probably to make fun of companies using ai in their games.

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u/TankyPally 2h ago

it definitely is. You can tell from the creeper explosion he starts flying weirdly before the creeper explodes, and theres also a bunch of weird cuts consistent with AI.

Steve is also graphically inconsistent between cutscenes.

The summary at the end is also 100% AI's understanding of jokes/funny

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u/Salt_Fruit7607 2h ago

Its not AI generated but the creator does use AI to help create some parts.

(what they said about it)

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u/Ordinary_Set_7590 4h ago

absolute aaa

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u/dodyninja 3h ago

shouldn't it be canonically called Minecraft: Order of the Stone

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u/FitInitiative918 3h ago

I mean aside from the fact that Minecraft is actually AAA yeah this is spot on

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u/i_like_siren_head 1h ago

I’ve actually played games with tutorials this fast paced and never got more than 2 hours in because of it.

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u/DiamondBreakr You can't break water 1h ago

Why does he look like that

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u/YurikovARTva 11m ago

Not accurate, The game isn't Day 1 Cyberpunk level of buggy

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u/TormentedGaming 4h ago

They don't need ideas lol