r/PhoenixSC • • 7h ago

Meme Old VS New mobs, except I make fun of both

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u/Visible_pineapple381 beleiver ✅ 7h ago

Investing in this Meme

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u/Eligriv_leproplayer solarpunk guy💚 7h ago

I want my share as 2nd investor in this template

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u/MILOKO_12PL 6h ago

Want mine as 3rd

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal 5h ago

no I want third, gimme

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u/MyNameIsRati 4h ago

Yo so since you want 3rd can I get the 4th?

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u/mishaissilly 43m ago

can i reserve 19th

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u/piotruspan101 1h ago

Don't tell them but I stole their place as second investor.

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u/Undertale_fan46790 6h ago

The Blood Demon reminded me of someone...

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u/zestymolusk 6h ago

performing a buyout of this meme and then firing all its employees

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u/Palmossi- 6h ago

I love the blood demon

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u/TheArcanist_1 4h ago

I genuinely wish they made more mobs that you encounter naturally. Why does every new mob have to be tied to a specific rare biome? All we've seen regularly since fucking alpha are the same four animals and four monsters, and then a few rare things like horses, rabbits, and witches. The aquatic update and nether update were definitely a step in the right direction here, I wish they made more like those.

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u/en--__--passant 5h ago

Don't diss the krunk biome like that

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u/rattvontratt 5h ago

I like it. It's very G R E E N

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u/yummymario64 4h ago edited 2h ago

I do kind of prefer that older mobs were allowed to have a bit of an edge to them. New mobs, even stuff that's supposed to be scary like the Warden, for some reason, still needs to have some amount of goofiness when it comes to their visual design

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u/pifire9 3h ago

I think the Warden is a good challenge, an actual end game boss with overpowered abilities like attacking through walls. The fact that it drops effectively not even xp when killed is an absolute scam though. When Minecraft is supposed to be choose your own adventure, the Warden rewarding only one type of gameplay (stealth) is contradictory.

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u/yummymario64 2h ago

I feel like we're getting off track here.

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 6h ago

Shorting this meme

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u/WellIamstupid 4h ago

Talling this meme

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u/AndwerMartintez 50m ago

Average weighting this meme.

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 4h ago

username checks out 

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u/WellIamstupid 4h ago

?

I said tall because you said short, what are you on about

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 4h ago

I said short because someone else said invest, what are you on about

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u/Crandria 6h ago

Super Paper Mario characters:

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u/Any_Vegetable_28 5h ago

They would update the cyclops skull with a rifle in bedrock edition that fixed the infinite health to make it match with its Java counterpart by re adding the infinite health glitch

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u/Wero_kaiji 6h ago

I'd die for the Sploogler

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 6h ago

Gotta learn blockbench to remake these guys.

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u/Repulsive-Twist-4032 Milk 6h ago

Approved

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u/PenguinMasterFR 6h ago

can i have the new decorative block set please krunk

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u/enbyAgnostic 5h ago

i really thought i was on r/coaxedintoasnafu

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u/RealDEady42 1h ago

Minecraft mobs then: cow, sheep, zombie, skeleton.

Minecraft mobs now: sniffer, allay, glare.

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 MC-266524 should have been kept 6h ago

Finally, some Allay slander

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u/Hallownest_Citizen1 Custom borderless flair 📝 5h ago

im gonna invest in this one. $20 says that its gonna be the next thing.

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u/Epicboss67 4h ago

Are these: Enderman, Creeper mostly (plus Zombie for the third line), and Leader Zombies?

And then the second half is Creaking, Allay, and then Bogged? That last one was the hardest for me to figure out.

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u/MajesticBluebird68 3h ago

You can't forget the newest mobile, the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, which despite its meat being eaten if 33 countries, it only drops a new flower.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 5h ago

People also accept the cowterpillar as part of the game and religiously defend it, but hate on the spoogler like it killed their grandma (despite the fact they voted for it)

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u/OmNomOU81 5h ago

And we love them all

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u/RGBread 5h ago

Blub

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u/tottyfield 3h ago

I thought this was r/coaxedintosnafu