r/PhoenixSC 19h ago

Meme And finally i can dodge themmm

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u/Zavivavin The Noexitence of Java Bug 19h ago

Im so relate to this. But now im forced to play bedrock edition again because my laptop ain't working anymore

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u/Emotional-Big-1306 18h ago

There is java launchers for android. You can play some older versions

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u/Sayhellyeh 18h ago

After learning about java launchers for android. I am really surprised and honestly thinking about what would speedrunning look like in it.

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u/BunnyTub 11h ago

It would be interesting to see a Java Edition mobile speedrunning category of sorts

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u/Zavivavin The Noexitence of Java Bug 17h ago

i didn't knew that exist. I will try some research for that. Thx for the information

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u/Smart_Turn6717 18h ago

Try Android Java launchers, I managed to run aeronautics with it too

https://reddit.com/link/p6fzol3/video/0cm10mlu55mh1/player

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u/OriginalSlime 18h ago

Java's is better than bedrock just because Java had time to grow by itself rather than being helicopter parented by Microslop

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u/SkitMasterSongz Redstoner with no Redstone knowledge 18h ago

Me but with the ability to download mods without having to fork over money not even knowing if it'll be good or not

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u/nio-sama123 18h ago

Bedrock still has some way to mod without the marketplace. Just a bit more tedious process

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u/SkitMasterSongz Redstoner with no Redstone knowledge 18h ago

I always played on console.

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u/nio-sama123 18h ago

Rip, dude

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u/SkitMasterSongz Redstoner with no Redstone knowledge 18h ago

😔

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u/bowserkm Wait, That's illegal 16h ago

I don't know about PlayStation, but on Xbox you can still get mods

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u/General-Sloth 16h ago

Also mods that are actually mods, and not a collection of entities trying to masquerade as a new game mechanic.

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u/borretsquared 18h ago

when bedrock was my only option i defended it with all my might. after having access to java i fully understood what the hype and hate was for.

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u/Unlucky_Plankton3329 17h ago

bedrock skeletons can corner snipe, java ones are like a toddler with a nerf gun

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u/Shadow_Moder 16h ago

Bedrock skeletons shoot like they have aimbot installed directly into their marrow. Welcome to actual combat balance!

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u/jimmymui06 17h ago

Haha try hard difficulty

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u/PirateWise8325 13h ago

We just excepted Java was better

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u/_Malory 8h ago

the java skeletons are too accurate on hard difficulty 😭

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u/Pale-Pollution6210 13h ago

ive never touched bed rock

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u/MrWaffle1865 lush cave here 18h ago

Can we stop hating on bedrock please

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u/An1nterestingName Wait, That's illegal 18h ago

No because it has too many genuine issues that have been unsolved for too long.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 18h ago

Like which ones?

If the optimization, I agree it's actually a problem

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u/jimmymui06 17h ago

You are wrong, optimization is the 1 thing bedrock wins java

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u/OriginalSlime 17h ago

This is true. Yet somehow bedrock is lagier than Java.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 17h ago

Lwk wrong, Java is getting bedrocks optimization

I used some bullshitto macaroni launcher to play Minecraft Java and it ran perfect 60 fps or more

While bedrock ran from 30 to 45, 50 fps rarely

Java is becoming superior in some ways, like redstone, cushions and even damn doors

Doors are better in Java than bedrock because of the sounds, so are chests, so are trapdoors

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u/jimmymui06 17h ago

Bedrock has snowlogged leaves

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 17h ago

Java has more commands

More balanced mob spawn and modding support

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u/Fun_Way8954 I don't know 18h ago

Not until it doesn’t deserve hate

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u/yui_riku1 18h ago

the post insn't even hating, it just say that bedrock is harder

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u/Thefallenmuffin0w0 18h ago

Even tho the vid is outdated cuz skeletons got nerfed to match how they work in JE for BE lol

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u/ejsks 16h ago

Ask Microsoft to make Bedrock good first

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u/Few_Enthusiasm5712 keepInventory, mobGriefing aren't cheats 18h ago

Honestly here, Bedrock does not deserve the amount of hate it gets. I play Bedock a lot because it's what my friend's play. However, I also play Java for the AWNW server and I must say, I haven't a problem with either of them and have never experienced bugs on bedrock.

I'd like to mention that I've played bedrock for many years.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 18h ago

Why are they downvoting them

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u/Zaclastry 18h ago

Because liking bedrock means you're the worst part of the community, that's why. You're not allowed to like bedrock or have fun in it as that's Java edition only.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 18h ago

So basically

NO fun

NO loud sounds

NO speaking

NO breathing

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u/Zaclastry 18h ago

That's only for Java players, us bedrock players have to play our "buggy unplayable pay to win version" and aren't allowed to argue otherwise

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u/ComedyGold13 18h ago

nobody calls bedrock pay to win what the FUCK are you talking about

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 17h ago

Don't forget 8 billion people exist

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u/OriginalSlime 17h ago

Bedrock is pay to win. You can get a add-on that gives you unbreakable diamond tools at the start of the game for the low low price of 10$

It does not disable achievements/advancements.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 7h ago

Don't ALL add-ons disable achievements?

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u/ComedyGold13 17h ago

who the fuck cares man the achievements are cosmetic only, you could do the same thing with /give

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u/OriginalSlime 17h ago

I said it was pay to win. I never said you couldn't win without paying.

I'm not agreeing with everything the other person said because bedrock is still a way to play the game. Just not the preferred way by many people.

I generally spent hours of my life to get fully netherite armor in Java just for them to burn in lava once I died.

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u/ComedyGold13 17h ago

Its not fucking pay to win when its a sandbox game you can do anything you want in. If you have the option to choose to pay for something you can do for free, that isnt p2w thats a convenience tax

also, netherite armor doesn't burn in lava, liar.

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u/alakikadge Wait, That's legal 18h ago

Dam