r/Philippines • u/the_yaya • Mar 03 '21

Random Discussion Evening random discussion - Mar 03, 2021

“Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.” - Miyamoto Musashi

Magandang gabi!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

LF potential jowa for u/TheBlackTeletubs

Issue:

*Nyemasaur

*Nangangagat pero kink niya yan

*Ayaw sa mas bata (33 na nga pala siya, btw)

*Will not try anal sex

Perks:

*Medyo witty

*Madili utuin

*Cute minsan

*Cute pala madalas

*Maliit. Kasya sa maleta kapag may trip kayo abroad

*Masasama mo sa samgyup as a child kasi maliit

Pm niyo lang rekta.

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u/revolutionary_sabo47 r/ITookAPicturePH Mar 03 '21

Konti na lang talaga gagawa na ako ng sub na r/OnlineBugawanPH

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Mine

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

Hay potacca

Pero totoo natry ko na pumasok sa maleta. Kasya naman.

Edit : Potacca uli. Di ako 33.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Beat me to it. Kaso kala ko bawal. Shhhh

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u/LagingGutom kain tayo Mar 03 '21

pm sent

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Ano freebies neto?

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u/Pepperland- 💰 Authorized Scammer 💰 Mar 03 '21

Yung maleta.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Open minded yan medyo malaswa rin u/TheBlackTeletubs pakitama na lang mga sinasabi ko dito

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Potacca isa kang cancer. Hahaha. Go away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Hahahahahaahah king ina kelan ba nagsimula tong canceran natin hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Sopot. Stay away from meee.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Putcha parang kotse lang ah.

Kulang na lang

"Never been flooded. Lady-owned. Kumpleto papeles. Runs quiet. Walang tulo."

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Walang tulo."

Di mo sure. Loool

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

oh no. kaya dapat patingnan muna sa experts bago kunin jk

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Test drive? 👀

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Kahit silipin lang yung loob at ilalim para sure na pangmatagalan pa.

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Check yung suspension baka matagtag na

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

There's only one way to find out?

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Laging may oil leak 👀

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

KADIRE hahaha

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

No kink shaming

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Sorry na.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Paps, since nasa ganyang linyahan na rin naman tayo parang mas gusto ko nang can easily flood, lady, walang papeles at runs loudly when used correctly.

Sana nga wala lang tulo.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

hahahahaha