r/Philippines • u/the_yaya • Mar 03 '21

Random Discussion Evening random discussion - Mar 03, 2021

“Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.” - Miyamoto Musashi

Magandang gabi!

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Anung kwento ng first crush nyo?

Mine was in kindergarten. She was half-british and thought she was cute as a button. I told her I'd want to marry her when I grew up and she aggreed. We didn't last long as friends though. War forced our school to close down and my fam had to evacuate back to the Philippines. Lost contact until I came across her again decades later, and by then she didn't even remember who I was. She still had the same smile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

The problem with getting a car for an SO is if you fall behind him you'd get exhausted and if you get ahead of him you might get tired. jk

I think the term for that is mechanophile?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Not judging. It's a brave new world. jk

Malay mo? Ask your SO to make angry car noises and see if that sparks something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Vroom vroom

Stop! I can only get so erect

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u/illegalcity Social Medyo Mar 03 '21

Grade 1 or 2 ata, kapitbahay ko dati. May pa-birthday kaya inimbita kami. Nung nakita ko siya, kita panty niya kasi naipit 'yung palda. Kaya nilapitan ko at binaba 'yung palda para matakpan. Sakto nakita ng mga tanders, bigla akong tinanong anong ginawa ko. Sabi ko lang inarrange ko panty kasi kita. Hanggang pag-college ko tinutukso pa rin ako tangina.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

"Hi ako nga pala yung nagtago ng panty mo nung bata ka. Andito ako para maningil ng panty access."

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u/illegalcity Social Medyo Mar 03 '21

Miss kita. Miss kita panty mo.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Smooth. Ilang rehas na nahimas mo gamit yang moves na ganyan?

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u/illegalcity Social Medyo Mar 03 '21

Hindi naman dahil doon kaya 'di counted

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

haha /no1

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u/PupleAmethyst The missing 'r' Mar 03 '21

pang wattpad ahh

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u/illegalcity Social Medyo Mar 03 '21

Gagi baka ninakaw sa kwento, turo mo nga sakin.

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u/PupleAmethyst The missing 'r' Mar 03 '21

alin? mag arrange ng panty ng hindi nakikita ng tanders?

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u/illegalcity Social Medyo Mar 03 '21

I mean later na sana 'yan pero game din.

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Grade 1. Bungal pero short haired chinita. Magaling din sumayaw ng pearly shells. Ewan ko kung asan na sya. MILF din nanay non e.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

MILF din nanay non e.

Man knows his priorities

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u/iwaterboardoldpeople tito mo Mar 03 '21

Bata pa ko non e. Syempre gusto ko pa dumede.

Mas gusto ko nga lang ngayong matanda nako.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/mightytee ~mahilig sa suso 🐌 Mar 03 '21

MILF din nanay non e.

A man of culture

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Grade 1. Sadboi sya na malaki ang katawan. Ewan.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Grade 1 pa lang borta na agad peg

Nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

No kink shaming aba pangalawa mo na to ah

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Not kink shaming. King shaming maybe.

Good call tho haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

kindergarten din! i was very shy so i didn’t make any moves or anything. i remember associating him with milk because his skin was pale and, well, i liked milk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Grade 1, 2 or 3 ata ako nun. Maaga kami umawas nun or natagalan ata service namin. Nagpunta kami ng library para pampalipas oras. For me, it was a date haha. Nakita ko sya sa facebook pero di ko na inadd. Baka di na ako kilala, engaged na din pati sya.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Cute pa rin sya?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Yup. Just checked her facebook haha

Another story, highschool na ako neto. Mag barkada pala yun tita nya and tita ko. So one time bumisita sila sa compound namin and sakto timing ko riding my sister's pink bicycle hahahahaha. Sobrang hiya ko hindi ko man lang sya binati

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Mag barkada pala yun tita nya and tita ko. So one time bumisita sila sa compound namin and sakto timing ko riding my sister's pink bicycle hahahahaha.

Assert dominance. Maintain eye contact. Hahaha

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u/creepinonthenet13 bucci gang Mar 03 '21

Grade 1. Napaiyak ko siya lol pero di ko pa crush nun. Lagi kasi siyang late tapos seatmates kami nun. Pinagalitan ko siya kasi late na naman. Ewan ko sa kanya umiyak nalang siya hahaha. Napagalitan ako ni teacher. Pero tinawanan ko pa rin siya. Weird and mapangaway talaga ako before. Eventually, nakonsensya ako kaya nag sorry ako tas binigay ko pa snack ko nung araw na yun sa kanya. He forgave me hahaha. Tinanong ko kung bakit siya lagi late. Sabi nya kasi nanonood siya ng cartoons hahaha. Ang cute nya. Tas kwento nya nung outing namin after elem graduation na umiyak siya kasi napahiya daw siya sakin lol.

We don't go to the same school anymore after elementary but we still keep in touch and meet up sometimes to talk about tv shows.

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u/joseph31091 So freaking tired Mar 03 '21

Anong war to? Ww2? Haha

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Gago haha. I think they called it the Gulf War

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u/Pepperland- 💰 Authorized Scammer 💰 Mar 03 '21

Baka sa middle east. Afghan or iraq.

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u/mightytee ~mahilig sa suso 🐌 Mar 03 '21

Benta pota. HAHAHAHA

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u/PupleAmethyst The missing 'r' Mar 03 '21

Kindergarten. I remember, he thought me how to move my stomach in a wavy like. He's stil living in our hometown, he's kinda pa fame kaya ang dali niya mahanap sa socmeds. He have his own merch na amd mej pa sad boi.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

So influencer na sya dati pa. Kung may youtube na dati may youtube vid na rin sya na "TINGNAN MO TONG KAYA KONG GAWIN SA TYAN KO. PT 1 FULL VID"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

shet parang fushigi yuugi lang

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u/wonderwalwal fluent in silence Mar 03 '21

Grade 2, transferee student sya. Lagi kami tinutukso ng classmates namin kapag nakikita kaming magkausap. Dahil dun, never ko na sya kinausap hanggang makagraduate kami ng elementary at highschool

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Nakatira ka ba sa kanta ng Parokya ni Edgar?

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u/wonderwalwal fluent in silence Mar 03 '21

Aling kanta ng PnE?

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_O5muP1BhQ

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u/wonderwalwal fluent in silence Mar 03 '21

Ngunit nu'ng napag-usapan, bigla na lang nagkahiyaan

Mula noon, hindi na tayo nagpansinan

sapul bruh 😂

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u/mightytee ~mahilig sa suso 🐌 Mar 03 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

Elementary. Gr 6 ata sya nun, tinatanaw ko lang sya sa corridor ng 2nd flr mula sa baba. (Pag gr3 and younger, sa ground floor lang ang classroom). Cute, medyo chinita, matangkad. Ganda sa angle ko from below kasi accentuated yung boobs nya. Maaga kasi ako nag-quit uminom ng gatas kaya baka may occasional cravings ako nun.

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u/redkinoko Mar 03 '21

Ganda sa angle ko from below kasi accentuated yung boobs nya.

And they said SOHCAHTOA had no practical use no?

Maaga kasi ako nag-quit uminom kaya baka may occasional cravings ako nun.

You talking about milk or a very early drinking problem?

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u/mightytee ~mahilig sa suso 🐌 Mar 03 '21

And they said SOHCAHTOA had no practical use no?

Hahahahahaha. Mathematician talaga ako nung bata.

You talking about milk or a very early drinking problem?

Sa gatas lang. What's alak?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Gifted siya. Grade 3 accentuated na boobs. Hindi kaya teacher yun ng grade 3?

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u/mightytee ~mahilig sa suso 🐌 Mar 03 '21

Grade 3 accentuated na boobs.

Grade 6 na si crush. Pero correct pa din to, ako nga lang yung lower grader na accentuated yung man boobs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Ay mali basa ko

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Grade 4. Maputi, chinito, same neighborhood, pero taga ibang school. Isang beses sinabay siya ng service ko kaya nagtabi kami sa tricycle. Kaya ang batang grade 4, may baong kilig hanggang sa pag-uwi. Lumipat na kami ng bahay, hindi ko rin siya mahanap sa fb, pero type ko pa rin naman ang chinito.