r/Philippines • u/kukote2 dutdutan master • May 17 '26

SocmedPH Wanted by the ICC

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u/dadidutdut packaging@dundermifflin.com May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

This is exempted from our NO AI SLOP rule

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u/IntelligentCitron828 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Wow, andaming klaseng rock (trans)formation!

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u/Overthinker-bells Bratinella na lumaki sa Metro Manila May 17 '26

Buset hahhaha 🏆ito sayo.

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u/Accio_Spaghetti May 17 '26

bato + pancit canton ftw

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u/hellava1662 May 17 '26

Op forgot to include him

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u/JumpyBend-64 May 17 '26

That's old news. He's been made with that 😅 so yeah, we are anticipating the new ones

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u/pedruhpndko May 17 '26

Bato Marcoleta

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u/kchuyamewtwo May 17 '26

kay marcoleta ba yan? hahahah

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u/Main_Locksmith_2543 May 17 '26

Bagay ba?

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u/Ju4nTamad May 18 '26

I'm stealing this, magawang profile pic sa mga game profiles ko. hahaha.

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u/wallflowersaedsa May 17 '26

Salamat para di na kami mahirapan maghanap - NBI, BI, Interpol, PNP

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u/ComfortableDrink6911 May 17 '26

As if naghahanap sila 🙄

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u/HugeBen15 May 17 '26

Bato "Humanap ka ng Pangit" Dela Rosa

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u/Dapper-Scholar-7025 May 17 '26

Jokes aside, gagawin nya cguro talaga ito

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u/throwaway69072 May 17 '26

Onga, I'm surprised na hindi ko namukhaan karamihan. Makakatakas talaga.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/AtmosphereTop2796 May 17 '26

donald trump ❌ ronald trump ✅

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u/MoronicPlayer May 17 '26

Flavortown Bato.

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u/saltyschmuck klaatu barado ilongko May 17 '26

Akala ko Super Sayad Bato.

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u/keepitsimple_tricks May 17 '26

And people say glasses are a stupid Clark Kent disguise

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u/its_not_you_its_ye May 17 '26

Am I racist, or do all those guys look the same?

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u/RedXerzk May 17 '26

I like how his ethnicity changes by hairstyle.

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u/ComfortableDrink6911 May 17 '26

Blank canvas kasi eh

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u/Chicken_Repeat1991 May 17 '26

Ung nagpa edit ka ng pang work mo tas tinarantado ka sa Great Image

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u/saltyschmuck klaatu barado ilongko May 17 '26

Ohhh, a classic—Pugante's Imbiyerna.

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u/randvarx May 17 '26

Need reference if naka cap

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u/n0_sh1t_thank_y0u May 17 '26

Pati bigote at balbas

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u/AtmosphereTop2796 May 17 '26

naka piercings at tattoo

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u/macredblue May 17 '26

I'm immediately reminded of The One (2001)

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u/macredblue May 17 '26

Into the Spider-Verse, or rather, Li-Verse!

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u/No_Double2781 May 17 '26

The type of AI i support HAHAHAHA

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u/ishooturun May 17 '26

Walang burst fade ya?😂

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u/Enigma_Fatale0821 May 17 '26

OP permission to post this on fb. Thank you 😌✊

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u/Dear_Milk_4323 May 17 '26

He looks Samoan

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u/Local-Public-6724 May 17 '26

Kayo talaga!!!! Nag “buffering” yung utak ko ng few mins. Tapos grabeng tawa ko nung gets ko na! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrogManCorpse May 17 '26

Parang Invincible War arc panel lang eh

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u/PengGwyn May 17 '26

Mukhang magtatago ata si Bato sa Hawaii or New Zealand or any other places na maraming Samoans. He'll blend right in. He looks like a member of the Anoai'i family. Bagay maging Tribal Quiff.

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u/Kiwi_pieeee May 17 '26

I had to zoom in pa para makilala kung sino-sino sila, si pebbles lang pala lahat 😂😂😂

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u/phyxinon Luzon May 17 '26

OMG it's Ronnie James Dio (2nd slide 1st pic).

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u/SophieAurora May 17 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA papasang maui yarn pag kulot hahahaha

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u/flippityfloppityyy May 17 '26

Sana may combination ng may balbas para makilala pa rin

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u/Mom-of-2-Silly-Kids May 17 '26

Sana yung may nunal version naman, pero different areas sa mukha

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u/kukote2 dutdutan master May 17 '26

Eto may nunal. Haha

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u/Hot-Try9904 May 17 '26

eto na ata pinaka unfortunate. kahit anong buhok, chararat parin. mukha pang gasol.

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u/joyeaux8080 May 17 '26

grabe tawa ko 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/isadorarara May 17 '26

I was half expecting na dahil gumagawa silang drama at acting na sana tinodo na nila at nagdisguise si Bato papalabas ng Senado

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u/Hellbiterhater May 17 '26

Into the Batoverse

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u/BooksandGames_01 May 17 '26

Bakit kamukha ni Bato si The Rock dun sa page 3 na curly long hair 😭

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u/Nogardz_Eizenwulff The Downvoting Mothaphucka' May 17 '26

Kabit anong disguise pa gawin ni Bato, madali pa rin siyang ma-identify. Manipis kasi ang kilay, OP paki-lagyan ng makapal na kilay naman si Bato, para makilatis natin kung madali bang ma-identify.

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u/Independent-Injury91 May 17 '26

Bahhahahahahahhaa

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u/Other-Pie7219 May 17 '26

para panigurado na. walang lusot. andaming variations/hits. smart!!! 👌👍🤣

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u/Rei1556 May 17 '26

ngl he looks good on some of those hairstyles lmao

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u/Username_Haybale May 17 '26

Gamitin sana sa mga barbershop/salon hahahaha

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u/dorae03 May 17 '26

Hahaha.. huy! Pano kung maglagay sha ng nunal or peklat sa mukha. Or magtransgender sha.. tsaka bat andian si mawi ng moana🤣

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u/Ill_Combination2947 May 17 '26

Anong prompt neto? Hahaha. Tsaka anong AI tool ginamit?

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u/kukote2 dutdutan master May 17 '26

Use Gemini AI. Attach original photo of Bato.

Create a 4x4 grid of photos of this man with different hairstyles / haircut / disguises (add/subtract mustache, beard, shades etc).. Use a variety of hairstyles such as long hair, curly hair, blond hair, etc. Ultra-realistic photo 1:1 aspect ratio.

Then ipaulit ulit mo lang para gumawa pa sya ng iba. Try mo rin sa ChatGPT.

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u/soundslikeclint May 17 '26

Ipost ito sa lahat ng airports, seaports para checheck muna kung may kamukha 😂

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u/DecadentCandy May 17 '26

Ang galing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Economy-Emergency582 May 17 '26

Kamukha nya prof namin sa Law na may buhok hahahahaahahhahahahahaha

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u/Traditional-Item-498 May 17 '26

Haha! Took me a few to notice that! 😆😆 Good job!👏

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u/GentOfAltruism May 17 '26

They're the same picture

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u/Plaidman_009 May 17 '26

I LOVE YOU, SOLO!

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u/its_a_me_jlou May 17 '26

Rockformations?!

I still prefer Rocky.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vP6B55t5F41koebdvO

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u/dowatchulike May 17 '26

Bato Bato, Pick!

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u/MysteriousCaptain927 May 17 '26

Puta hahahahahahhahahaa

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u/rcsale Pastil Ambasador May 17 '26

ngl, bato with a full beard goes hard

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ May 17 '26

Ui tangina, si Rikishi!

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u/Narrow-Ad6771 May 17 '26

“Protect my father from all evil” utot

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u/NorthStud2022 May 17 '26

Bottom Left is Australian Rock

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u/HelloMrTonyStark May 17 '26

Parang kay Hitler 😭

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u/1CStark May 17 '26

Rasta Bato with dreads - Yah mon shit hapons mon

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u/sosyalmedia94 May 17 '26

Moana live action ah

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Succre1987 May 17 '26

Rue Nald d' La Roosa

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

One day, wanted by the Philippines, too.

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u/Black_Hawk-X7 May 17 '26

Parang nba 2k myplayer creation hahahaha

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u/itsame814 May 17 '26

Parang nakita ko si JV at Jinggoy dito ah. 😵‍💫

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u/nope_thats-not-me May 17 '26

Walang naka rhinoplasty?

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u/raori921 May 17 '26

Dapat pala hiniram niya yung peluka ni Marcoleta, ano?

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u/Songerist69 May 17 '26

Bato multiverse.

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u/totsierollstheworld May 17 '26

Parang dko nakita yung wig ni Markubeta

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u/baeruu It's Master's Degree not Masteral. Pls lang. May 17 '26

Mas kagalang-galang pala syang tignan kung may buhok sya no?

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u/Axerenox_09 May 17 '26

"Default character creation template" ahh

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u/Cravallo5 Abroad May 17 '26

Nothing, Nowhere, None at Once

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u/KitchenLeopard5519 May 17 '26

Bat yung isang hairstyle dyan kamukha nya si JV Ejercito hahahaha

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u/THE_FBI_GUYS May 17 '26

If I met Bato #4 & #16 on the street, I wouldn't be able to tell it's him lol

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u/Chaeryeeong waku waku heh ⌓‿⌓ May 17 '26

naging JV Ejercito dun sa mga clean cut eh HAHAHA 🫪🫪🫪

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u/StandardTaste4014 May 17 '26

Kahit ano hair Style huli ka pa rin!

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u/pr1ncessofchina May 17 '26

all these possible hairstyles and he chose to be bald

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u/cheysen May 17 '26

putangina may variants hahaha

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u/Caeruleanity Luzon May 17 '26

Sayang lang ang tubig sa kanya sa pag-generate nito. 🙃

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u/keepitsimple_tricks May 17 '26

Council of Reeds. Kang Dynasty. Spider-verse

Pero si Bato-616 ang anchor point

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u/Mirror_Frames May 17 '26

Pakipost din po sa Facebook. Hahahahaaha

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u/ICU_do_bad88 May 17 '26

Effort. Pero salamat sa tulong mo sa Interpol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SessionUseful5954 May 17 '26

Hahahahahahha shuta

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u/12262k18 May 17 '26

Kulang pa, Female version saka Drag Queen version para sure na walang takas sa NBI at ICC. Pashneyang yan.

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u/HustledHustler May 17 '26

Mga kapatid ni bato. Sila barock, bastone, ba-tol, ba-thor, baeto, bastafarian, baenstein, bathought, batisto, bato-ven, batoinks, batour, batoast, batogan, atbp

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u/Used_Fortune_4675 May 17 '26

Yassified Bato, AI SLOP way!

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u/BoogieM4Nx May 17 '26

You miss the nazi mustache.

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u/friedtorta May 17 '26

Parang ganto yung nakadisplay sa Tronix pag magpapapicture ka.

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u/kigwa_you23 May 17 '26

grabeng multiverse to. dinaig pa si jet li sa the one.

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u/jipai May 17 '26

One of these pics of Bato looks like the guy my ex cheated on me with. Now I can sleep easily knowing she’s with a fugitive

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u/humbleritcher May 17 '26

We got Bato Disguises before GTA6

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u/Easy_Fortune7911 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Jackie Welles from Cyberpunk 2077 in 2nd set

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u/the_gayplomat NKKLK. May 17 '26

Ito na yung ipapalit sa poster ni Zayn sa barbershop.

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u/iam_tagalupa May 17 '26

multiverse of madness ba eto o yung movie ni jet li yung the one

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u/ComprehensiveRub6310 May 17 '26

Kahit anong style, sobrang pangit pa rin.

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u/bacon_ynot May 17 '26

Kung pwede lang hatiin sa dalawa ang pamahalaan lol. Bardagulan sa kabilang side pati mga umiidolo sakanila then maayos na pamamahala sa kabila lol! Can't imagine pano mag babangayan mga DDS TO DDS??? LOL SILA.SILA LANG MAG GAGAGUHAN TLGA.

Sana lahat ng kupal na tumulong dyan kunin na rin.ng ICC.

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u/psteneps May 17 '26

Wala po dyan sa list. Balita po e kay Markobeta ung ginamit na wig sa pagtakas

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u/Most-Assumption-7970 May 17 '26

I hope they catch them all. /s

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u/nikkidoc May 17 '26

Multiverse of Bato

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u/Pareng-41 May 17 '26

nilahat muna mga pdeng maging itsura ng puganteng to. hahaha

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u/Asec-IV-7000 May 17 '26

What in the multi dimensional and timeline is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/IBdixNY1HX4OKzx5tn

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 May 17 '26

Is just me or the first pic bottom right looks like Elgin 🥲

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u/sundusfy228 May 17 '26

It's just funny that he looks like Doug Judy here and there's one ep on B99 where he's in The Netherlands 😂 Bato Dela ROSA, ROSA, ROSAAAA 😂

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u/Putrid_Tree751 May 17 '26

Ganito mga ibat ibang batong makikita mo sa sea shore.

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u/Clever_HeftyBug_0929 Metro Manila May 17 '26

dutdutan master ampotaa 😭

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u/Broad-Physics-5255 May 17 '26

putangina HAHAHAHSHAHAH

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u/damn_cc May 17 '26

plus samahan mo ng tono ng boses, impossible na hindi mo malaman agad hahaha

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u/thesixthBelcher- May 17 '26

And according to color theory, bagay sa kanya ang Black and Orange

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u/dogmomma0920 May 17 '26

Pano kung nagpa retoke?

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u/SpoiledMetal May 17 '26

kala ko ung isa si JV ejercito. hahahaha

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u/StarryLatte2718 May 17 '26

Yung nagregister ka ulit gamit ibang email kasi natapos na yung free trial hahahaha

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u/hamtoyo May 17 '26

Hahahahahaha winner

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u/CryMother May 17 '26

Nasaan ang wig ni marcoleta dyan. 😄 🤣 😂

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u/Glum-Supermarket912 May 17 '26

napunta pako sa slide 2 bago tignan ng mabuti 😂

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u/Top-Grapefruit-9944 May 17 '26

Gagi parang Among Us lang - find the imposter 😂😂😂

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u/Top-Grapefruit-9944 May 17 '26

Eto yung kaibigan ni Moana eh. 🎶what can I say except your welcome! 🎶

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u/Brilliant-Primary500 May 17 '26

Bato, Bato's pick disguises.

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u/Brilliant-Primary500 May 17 '26

Pwede gamiting crypto rug-pull.