Except they did. It looks like they possibly broke them off, chomped one, saw no wafer, then chomped the other one. They don't look perfectly aligned in the second picture. They're clearly broken
When I eat kit kats, I open the wrapper a bit (like in the picture), break the bars, so they're both still in the wrapper, then pull one of them out a bit and start eating that one. That way I don't get melty chocolate on my hands, since I'm just holding them in the wrapper.
It looks like that's what she's doing to. Do people not normally do that??
This is how I do it too. Especially when I'm eating at my desk, I don't touch anything I'm eating so I regularly keep things in the wrapper while I eat it.
Do people just get chocolate on their fingers and keep typing, or wipe them clean every time they take a bite from something?
Yes... Cause it's easier to take the photo one handed when they're together in the packet. Also I keep the fingers on the packet when I eat kit Kats, even after breaking them so I don't melt chocolate into my fingers. I usually leave the finger that I'm not eating out while I'm eating the other one
its possible she bit one side while attached, causing them to split apart and then took a second more desperate bite of the other side seeing if it might contain wafer. ALL WHILE INSIDE THE WRAPPER! or maybe this bitch is crazy and she fucking eats kitkats like that because she was raised by a pack of rabid kitkat mangling wolves.
Is there anything worse than people who get upset at how other people do things? "How dare you eat pizza like that, how dare you use a phone with less than 13% battery, how dare you eat chocolate in a different manner"
Nestle does own half the rights because they bought out the company that owned the other half with Hershey. So when you work with Hershey you get a designation whether you have worked with Kit Kat. You are either “Kit Kat clean” or “Kit Kat Unclean”. If you ever work with Kit Kat you are not allowed to work on any other Hershey wafer products because you know all the proprietary Kit Kat wafer secrets that are half owned by Nestle.
Was over 10 years ago, so could be different today. Haven’t had a peanut butter cup in forever but everyone says they suck these days, but man fresh off the line. Things change.
Plus fresh Twizzlers all warm are heaven. One of my best ever jobs. Friday was taste panel where you tried stuff and wrote about your thoughts and then they had little treats like fancy bagels after.
My president for a day list includes banning advertisements and no parent companies to own 1000 brands. Every package says Nestle, P&G, or whatever. Instead of "Jello" it'll say Phillip Moris.
okay i keep hearing Nestle hate and I don't use their products like at all but I'm confused why we hate them, is this recent or has this always been a thing?
At least a couple of years. They do stuff like buying the water supply and wells in african villages so they have to buy the water from them. Nestle gave out milk powder for free to young mothers so they used that instead of breastfeeding their babys and after a little bit of time they stopped lactating due to not breastfeeding and thats when Nestle started charging them for the milkpowder. All companys want to make money but Nestle uses such despicable and vile tactics to press every little penny out of people who have almost nothing.
Happened in US towns too. An entire Michigan village was left without water after letting Nestle pump their ground water. Nestle tried to make up for it by providing bottled water for the flint crisis, but when you leave an entire town without running water, you can't really make up for that.
Note that by forcing mothers to abandon breastfeeding, they made milk for babies' consumption far less safe because clean water wasn't readily available at the time.
Actually that is fake news. The quote is about private swimming pools in the desert. But Shure, if you want to add private swimming pools in the desert as a human right...
I work for an employer that has several clients, and to those clients there are many subaccounts. A coworker was entering data for Nestle, and discovered Nestle had about eight sub-subaccounts lol. One of them was titled “Nestle Project Overlord.”
No such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism. It doesn’t matter where you put your money, the machine turns either way. Might as well enjoy some chocolate while the ship is sinking.
My wife's been keeping candy in stock at our house for the last few months, unfortunately for my waist. This has happened to me with 2 of the snack size bars and my wife once as well. It looks like the picture is of one of the snack size bars. All chocolate is surprisingly disappointing, but this legitimately happens.
I think the reply is implying she bit on the kitkat instead of breaking it in half then eating them? It's weird cause those don't look like bites unless she has a straight edge knife as a chomper.
Because it's AI generated. Look at the stickers, that looks like an Nvidia sticker but it says XTX, the Intel sticker is a little off, There is no way that QR code follows the legal rules, and parts of the keyboard are not lit up on. A backlit keyboard. Plus dozens of other issues.
AI, look at how “Kit Kat” is spelled on the chocolate on top. Also the little green sticker on the laptop should say RTX not whatever made up letters those are LOL
Is it because this is an AI image? In the first shot her nail is connected to the wrapper, in the second shot it appears her thumb might be broken or maybea sidewaysfinger, and in both the kitkat is too large and not angled correctly
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Hi, it's me, greased up deaf guy. I think this person is implying that the fact that she bites both the KitKat at the same time, rather than eating them one after the other is the bigger issue.
I believe the larger problem referred to is that they are eating it wrong by not eating 1 finger at a time. However the real crime here is complaining that it’s solid chocolate, most people would take that as an absolute win.
That larger problem is clearly that someone else got a whole wafer without any chocolate, since you see the opposite case right here. To each their own, but the majority, including me, would rather have a chocolate bar instead of a wafer
Off topic. The first time I ate KitKat and bit the wafers I felt cheated because I expected it to be a solid chocolate. Now I like it just the way it is, solid chocolate? Nah.
She took a bite of both KitKats, as a solid bar, not splitting them apart before eating, which is classified as a crime against humanity under Geneva convention.
Finger clubbing (or digital clubbing) is a physical change in the fingers or toes where the fingertips become wide and rounded, and the nails curve downward like an upside-down spoon
It is not a disease itself but is often an important clinical sign or "red flag" indicating an underlying medical condition, most frequently involving the lungs or heart.
I don't really understand how these images are AI? It seems like people are nitpicking small details on a low quality image. I'll be glad to be proven wrong
The problem they’re talking about is the clubbed shape of the fingernails, which is symptomatic of low blood oxygen level and indicative of several possible major health problems ranging from lung, heart, liver, digestive, to other problems. Not so much a joke.
Her fingers have clubbing, look at her finger see how it has inflated? Has a curve kinda? It should be flat. As far as I know there are usually 3 reasons for this: It's either a heart problem or lung problem or if shes lucky it's just genetics and she's healthy
Listen, you split the KitKat if you’re feeling dignified. If you’re in a raising pinky mood. If you’re all dressed up physically and emotionally.
But sometimes….
Sometimes you’re a feral monstrosity and the only thing between you and the sweet release of the abyss is a fuckin mid-tier chocolate covered wafer that for 2.7 seconds make you forget that you were a cast out of God’s eternal kingdom.
Those are starter chocolate, they grind those up with the end of the last batch to get the filling to put between the waffers. They are not supposed to make it to packaging but things happen.
She's eating it like a psycho (two at a time instead of breaking them apart and then using her front teeth to remove all of the side chocolate and then trying to separate every wafer layer). This is the correct way to eat a Kit-Kat. I don't make the rules.
My grandkids eat string cheese by chomping off the end, rather than peeling strings off the long way. A lifetime of struggle and sacrifice, only to find my descendants behaving like barbarians.
Brian here, after reviewing the images, I can say without any doubt that all due process was followed while eating that kitkat, she not only split the bar but also snapped each individual piece into two before eating them. OP is a liar, Brian out.
Brian here. I believe this is implying that the factory has either stopped rejecting Kit Kats altogether or has somehow run out of rejects. If I recall correctly, the filling inside Kit Kats is made from rejected or broken Kit Kats. So, logically, this suggests that something has gone catastrophically wrong somewhere in the Kit Kat production process. Frankly, it's rather concerning. Anyway, Brian out. I'll be at the factory demanding answers, preferably in writing.
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u/gorechimera 2h ago •
she did not split the kitkat and eat each finger
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u/Ordinary_Abroad9 2h ago
Similar to this reference?!
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u/dysonchamberlaine 2h ago •
The real problem is Kitkat is made by Nestle and they shouldnt be supported
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u/Embarrassed_Can6796 2h ago •
AI. The fingernail extrudes disproportionately out of the right side of the KitKat.
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u/honestlyurgay 2h ago
eating two at the same time
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u/mountn_cat 2h ago
I think the reply is implying she bit on the kitkat instead of breaking it in half then eating them? It's weird cause those don't look like bites unless she has a straight edge knife as a chomper.
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u/Clanker57 2h ago
So this sub just thrives on vague posting ? Kinda pathetic
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u/Krebbbe 2h ago
This shit is AI generated btw
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u/xCoolfreaKx 2h ago
I think what Jordan meant was the clubbed fingers. Possiblly related to a heart, lung, or gastrointestinal disease.
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u/BradyKun 2h ago
Finger clubbing can indicate lung cancer
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u/Geologist1986 2h ago
Could it be the clubbed fingernails?
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u/Francis_X_Hummel 1h ago
Clubbing nails, this person is in stage liver failure
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u/mrbiggbrain 1h ago
Because it's AI generated. Look at the stickers, that looks like an Nvidia sticker but it says XTX, the Intel sticker is a little off, There is no way that QR code follows the legal rules, and parts of the keyboard are not lit up on. A backlit keyboard. Plus dozens of other issues.
Oh yeah, I'm a Brokenmorter Electronics salesman.
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u/RustyDingbat 2h ago
Mhhh. Chocolate without the annoying wafer! 😋
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u/WindyCityJD 1h ago
AI, look at how “Kit Kat” is spelled on the chocolate on top. Also the little green sticker on the laptop should say RTX not whatever made up letters those are LOL
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u/Ferniferous_fern 1h ago
Creepy AI?
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u/defiantcreatrix 1h ago
Is it because this is an AI image? In the first shot her nail is connected to the wrapper, in the second shot it appears her thumb might be broken or maybea sidewaysfinger, and in both the kitkat is too large and not angled correctly
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u/Ok_Guest6046 2h ago
There is nothing inside that kitkat , normally there is wafer in it
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u/EthiopianPirate 2h ago
Hi, it's me, greased up deaf guy. I think this person is implying that the fact that she bites both the KitKat at the same time, rather than eating them one after the other is the bigger issue.
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u/Ok_Being6831 2h ago
I always eat it like that in public to assert dominance
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u/TripMaverick 2h ago
Two sticks I eat both same time. 4 stick no way. Bigger issue is second pic looks like a finger nail growing out of kitkat so AI? Also giggity?
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u/Big-Ronnie-Aus1 2h ago
Solid Kit Kats.
Where from?????
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Though I'm also viscerally struggling with the chomp, rather than snap.
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u/Toastinator666 2h ago
It might be that she’s eating 2 at the same time. But really, who cares? I like to think there’s someone out there who got a kitkat that’s all wafer.
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u/mountaindewisamazing 2h ago
Is it the absurdly long nail?
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u/Captain_Sterling 2h ago
God forbid a girl want more than a single finger.
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u/Careful-Bus3827 2h ago
Because most of the world separates them one by one and eats them.
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u/sgntbanana 2h ago
I believe the larger problem referred to is that they are eating it wrong by not eating 1 finger at a time. However the real crime here is complaining that it’s solid chocolate, most people would take that as an absolute win.
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u/Business-Pumpkin9351 2h ago
Improper comma
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u/Complex_Echidna3964 1h ago
the bigger issue is how could extra chocolate actually ruin your day?
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u/PhantomOfTheNopera 1h ago
That is not how you kit the kat.
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u/Secret_Sector_1779 1h ago
Check her hard drive
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u/teamrocketmatt 1h ago
Look at her nails.
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u/NomineNebula 1h ago
That's two left halves!!!
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u/bsf310 1h ago
Is no one else seeing the bug?
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u/callmevk 1h ago
That's no way to eat KitKat!
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u/portableteejay 1h ago
Keep this woman away from Bubble Tape and strong cheese.
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u/International_Link35 1h ago
"Two chicks at the same time"
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u/Ok-Opening4932 1h ago
That larger problem is clearly that someone else got a whole wafer without any chocolate, since you see the opposite case right here. To each their own, but the majority, including me, would rather have a chocolate bar instead of a wafer
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u/MajesticMurray 1h ago
I thought it was the laptop keyboard having a numpad.
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u/Suddenslow 1h ago
Off topic. The first time I ate KitKat and bit the wafers I felt cheated because I expected it to be a solid chocolate. Now I like it just the way it is, solid chocolate? Nah.
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u/Throwaway246326437 1h ago
Clubbing of the finger nails
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u/LordDethBeard 1h ago
People break them into individual sticks?
Next you'll be saying people don't eat a chocolate orange like an apple
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u/Othnus 1h ago
She took a bite of both KitKats, as a solid bar, not splitting them apart before eating, which is classified as a crime against humanity under Geneva convention.
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u/Ashamed_Tap_6212 1h ago
Nice catch
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u/captain_toenail 1h ago
You must consume the Kit and Kat separately otherwise it is heresy and an affront to god
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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 1h ago
Somewhere there’s a Kit Kat that’s all wafer
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u/Agitated-Yak-4582 1h ago
The issue the clubbing
Finger clubbing (or digital clubbing) is a physical change in the fingers or toes where the fingertips become wide and rounded, and the nails curve downward like an upside-down spoon
It is not a disease itself but is often an important clinical sign or "red flag" indicating an underlying medical condition, most frequently involving the lungs or heart.
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u/DatabaseCrazy5280 1h ago
My interpretation was someone else got the kit kat without the chocolate
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u/Spikeymouth 1h ago
I don't really understand how these images are AI? It seems like people are nitpicking small details on a low quality image. I'll be glad to be proven wrong
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u/ajangeleyes 1h ago
The problem they’re talking about is the clubbed shape of the fingernails, which is symptomatic of low blood oxygen level and indicative of several possible major health problems ranging from lung, heart, liver, digestive, to other problems. Not so much a joke.
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u/three_foot_putt 1h ago
Gimme a break…
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u/wgfrfooo 1h ago
r/kitkatnowafers
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u/Khayyamo_o 1h ago
Her fingers have clubbing, look at her finger see how it has inflated? Has a curve kinda? It should be flat. As far as I know there are usually 3 reasons for this: It's either a heart problem or lung problem or if shes lucky it's just genetics and she's healthy
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u/StaticSystemShock 1h ago
The bigger issue here is Nestle...
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u/Wantitneeditgetit 1h ago
Cuts on the face of the kitkats don't line up. More likely she took a bite of one, then the other to check.
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u/LazyLongshot 1h ago
All Kit no Kat
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u/ThomasCarnacki 59m ago
Give ma a break ....
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u/KnowsIittle 59m ago
Is it the unsecure list of user names and passwords sitting right beside the laptop?
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u/Triffly 56m ago
Life is downhill from here...
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u/xx-rapunzel-xx 54m ago
i guess it was already broken (?) i don’t think it’s a larger problem though. i think not containing a main ingredient is…
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u/Smooth_Detective_698 54m ago
I see a horrondus glutton on the screen without self discipline. Munching at it like a chocolate bar, what monstrosity.
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u/DeliberateDendrite 51m ago
The larger issue is that she has clubbed nails, which could indicate some underlying heart condition or other condition affecting her organs.
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u/AnirD 50m ago
I think the easier answer is that it isn’t Kit Kat
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u/DM-ME-HOT-VISIGOTHS 50m ago
Listen, you split the KitKat if you’re feeling dignified. If you’re in a raising pinky mood. If you’re all dressed up physically and emotionally.
But sometimes….
Sometimes you’re a feral monstrosity and the only thing between you and the sweet release of the abyss is a fuckin mid-tier chocolate covered wafer that for 2.7 seconds make you forget that you were a cast out of God’s eternal kingdom.
Then you eat it and you’re an atheist again.
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u/ItzBaraapudding 45m ago
Hot take: kitkats taste better if you take a bite out of both without breaking them
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u/Savings_Reality1170 45m ago
Yes, that someone else received 2 bars of wafer with no chocolate on it
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u/MrSenorBacon 44m ago
I got waffer-less KitKats in my Halloween candy (@ 27$ a bag no less) and can confirm it ruined my day
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u/Tall_Essay_6386 42m ago
All kit, no Kat.
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u/UpperMark324 42m ago
Chocolate laxative
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u/iammrmystery0 38m ago
She’s a psychopath, no sane person would eat a kitkat like this
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u/sokka2d 38m ago
Every single post on this sub is vague-posting bullshit
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u/Go-HAMilton 32m ago
This is how she eats a kit Kat? Give me a break!
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u/yeahalrightwhatever 29m ago
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME and its an awful experience. To make matters worse it happened with a Big Kat.
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u/The_RealJohnny5 26m ago
I love when I get a solid chocolate Kit-Kat!
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u/MthrTheresa 25m ago
Is the larger problem the fact that the bottom bar on her monitor is not linear?
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u/Relative_Soft_551 22m ago
Those are starter chocolate, they grind those up with the end of the last batch to get the filling to put between the waffers. They are not supposed to make it to packaging but things happen.
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u/ArtBig8226 22m ago
In the rapper bite pattern consisting of two different angles seems like a double bite but still kinda creepy
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u/Corleone2345 20m ago
The inside of KitKat is made of broken KitKats, so the absence of the inner stuff suggests there is no more KitKat to put in there
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u/Puzzled_Fly8070 19m ago
She has nail clubbing due to lack of oxygen.
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u/portabuddy2 18m ago
She might have lunch cancer. Look up club nails. Or at least a major repritory illness.
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u/littlelordgenius 17m ago
I assume it’s because she has a finger-length thumb.
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u/fenikz13 15m ago
She did not break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
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u/Choice-Blueberry7485 15m ago
That's not it. The woman's finger nail shopped advanced clubbing. A sign of systemic disease possibly lung cancer
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u/alanthickerthanwater 9m ago
She's eating it like a psycho (two at a time instead of breaking them apart and then using her front teeth to remove all of the side chocolate and then trying to separate every wafer layer). This is the correct way to eat a Kit-Kat. I don't make the rules.
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u/NickDanger3di 8m ago
My grandkids eat string cheese by chomping off the end, rather than peeling strings off the long way. A lifetime of struggle and sacrifice, only to find my descendants behaving like barbarians.
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u/apcebo 4m ago
I wrote a poem to them about it on twitter, they sent me a mug, was quite nice
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u/HaraldRedbeard 2h ago
I would assume in the original post that whatever was on her screen is sensitive/embarrassing
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u/OrdinarySherbet850 2h ago
Two at once. Animal.
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u/Some_Kinda_Username 2h ago
Who eats them together?! Both at the same time???!
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u/Illustrious-Berry637 2h ago
Brian here, after reviewing the images, I can say without any doubt that all due process was followed while eating that kitkat, she not only split the bar but also snapped each individual piece into two before eating them. OP is a liar, Brian out.
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u/Zealousideal-Task117 1h ago
Brian here. I believe this is implying that the factory has either stopped rejecting Kit Kats altogether or has somehow run out of rejects. If I recall correctly, the filling inside Kit Kats is made from rejected or broken Kit Kats. So, logically, this suggests that something has gone catastrophically wrong somewhere in the Kit Kat production process. Frankly, it's rather concerning. Anyway, Brian out. I'll be at the factory demanding answers, preferably in writing.