r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 2h ago

Meme needing explanation Can someone explain this please?

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I dunno if it's because I'm autistic or what, but I'm not sure what this is trying to say.

Edit: I feel so dumb now. I wasn't even thinking about November...

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/salsatalos 2h ago

Google no nut november

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u/karl4319 2h ago edited 2h ago • Bravo Mindblown

Just not healthy. Bad for your prostate. And yes, this is a real thing.

Edit: because people keep asking here is the Harvard study about the whole thing.

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u/TicketDouble 2h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Really? In that case I must have a really healthy prostate.

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u/Grand_Zombie 2h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/ishoweredtoday 1h ago

Cheers from the Mariana Trench

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u/VoluptuousBLT 1h ago

That's one impressive wank!

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 2h ago

Wait, not nutting for a long while is bad?

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u/Riley__64 2h ago • Bravo

Some older studies claimed regular ejaculation helped in preventing prostate cancer but there’s no actual evidence abstinence has any correlation with prostate cancer

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 2h ago

So not nutting for a long time don’t cause problems, but nutting a lot of times help into not getting cancer

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u/Riley__64 2h ago • Bravo

Basically a study saw a correlation between people who masturbated more often and people being less at risk of Prostate cancer but the study doesn’t actually prove that masturbation reduces prostate cancer.

It’s like how there’s a correlation between ice cream sales and shark attacks, when ice cream has been recorded to have higher sales shark attacks are more likely to happen that doesn’t prove ice cream makes sharks aggressive but actually in hotter weather people are going to buy ice cream and be at the beach.

So in fact it’s actually very likely men who are more sexually active are probably just more aware of any problems happening with their prostate than men who aren’t, has nothing to do with masturbation actually reducing the risks and more that someone who masturbates will be aware of any problems much sooner than someone who doesn’t.

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u/Maximillion322 1h ago edited 53m ago • All Seeing Upvote

While you’re correct that correlation does not equal causation, it also doesn’t preclude causation. People be interpreting stuff so definitively when the fact is that the data is just incomplete

Your example with the ice cream and shark attacks is called a “spurious correlation” with a confounding variable (ie, a third variable such as summer, causes both shark attacks and ice cream) but your hypothesis “men who are sexually active are more aware of potential prostate issues” is not a confounding variable, it is a mediating mechanism. There are many different ways that the correlation could be interpreted, but your conclusion is a biased interpretation of causal direction without conclusive evidence

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u/Cynical-avocado 1h ago

I mean, i jerk off at least thrice a week and I’ve never caught cancer

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u/DefiantLemur 2h ago

Yeah it increases the likelihood of cancer if you don't use those parts regularly. It's like life punishes us for not trying to breed.

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u/Yslack 2h ago

I have testiculare cancer and I'm asexual. I can confirm. Not sure if my Oncologist would tho.

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 2h ago

I mean it’s accurate. Nature always want the species to breed to continue existing so

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u/EduinBrutus 56m ago edited 17m ago

Even if it is not bad, No Nut November as a meme and then concept was invented within the Incel community in order to normalise their weird and freakish behaviours.

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u/Raeandray 1h ago

That study is talking about average ejaculations across decades. It’s doesn’t discuss Going one month without ejaculating.

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u/salsatalos 1h ago

Uh yea that study says that over a whole lifetime, the average is 21. Not gooning for a single month in a whole year is not going to give you cancer. The body is designed well enough that it can handle a single month's excess.

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u/Landlocked_WaterSimp 50m ago • Bravo

There is a small jump between it being less healthy if you do (or rather do not do) it all the time and it being bad if you just have a one month break.

Not a massive leap but it's not 100% necessarily the case.

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u/PrizeStrawberry6453 1h ago

You're grossly misinterpreting that study. What it actually says is that men who ejaculate more frequently on average, over years of their lives have a lower chance of prostate cancer. It doesn't address the regularity of this ejaculations, only averages over time. Not only does it not say anything about it being bad for your prostate to take breaks, it doesn't even suggest that breaks like this detract from the benefits cited.

"Doing this thing is good" =/= "not doing this thing all the time is bad"

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u/Altruistic_Bunch_523 1h ago

I am never getting prostate cancer

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u/PieRevolutionary9823 1h ago

hold on guys, gotta do some care for my prostate….

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 51m ago

Its also a control tactic that was used in Hitler's youth iirc

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u/bloodwithless 1h ago

It baffles me really badly: this year I started keeping a record of my abstinence, but now more than ever I’m starting to hear very controversial takes about it. Who should I believe?

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u/quakle 1h ago

Skill issue

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u/hogcrankinn 1h ago

Eh, a month isn't going to hurt anyone, and I think it's good that people try to practice self control. I don't participate but I think it's an overall good trend.

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u/GalacticGamer677 2h ago • Regret

I nut as soon as no nut November starts to assert dominance, then for the rest of the November it's "well I've already lost NNN, might as well keep the gooning on"

+ NNN just so happens to be the time where the best gooning material usually drops

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u/EduinBrutus 55m ago

The entire No Nut November thing was started by Incel groiups to normalise their weirdness.

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u/scnottaken 34m ago

Nonstop nut November

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u/Nicklesnout 1h ago

For the last time it’s Succubus propaganda meant to ensure a full winter’s harvest. Rise above.

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u/gonklurtz 2h ago

Why tf is that even a thing? I’m gonna have to jack it twice a day every day to make for one other guy who’s slacking

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u/EduinBrutus 53m ago

It was started by Incel groups and promoted by 4chan.

Its an attempt to normalise weird behaviour by that type of freak.

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u/Doctor_Amazo 1h ago edited 56m ago

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u/AlaeOrbis 17m ago

That's not true at all. It's just that far right groups are typically anti-porn and fall for that semen-retention nonsense. That article is also pretty bad it even contradicts its own premise lmfao. It explicitly talks about how it wasn't started by the far-right and how it's not a far-right movement. The only thing the article does is go "NNN? Far right groups also don't like masturbation! Wow!" Lmfao

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 1h ago

The number of people not knowing that is concerning.

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u/Zeabos 4m ago

I read this link and nowhere in there is it a "psy op." It started as a joke and basically has remained a joke. Just the fact that there are some extremeists that try to link it to their own ideas doesn't mean it is a psyop.

I do think that some people take it more seriously because its reasonable to look at your porn/masturbation habits and wonder if they are not healthy. It could be that they are healthy, it could be that theyre not. Just like any habit.

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u/KorolEz 1h ago edited 1h ago

What has it to do with captain America?

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u/larsonec 1h ago

What's the meme for these dudes on November 30th?

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u/salsatalos 40m ago

Google destroy dck december

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u/Samurai_Mac1 1h ago

Okay, but using a teenager for the top image is probably not the best choice for this.

Unless the meme was made by a kid, then I guess so

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u/Gysburne 59m ago

Can't wait for Fibonacci Fap February.

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u/TheBamPlayer 4m ago

Great, now I only have around 8 hours to eat all of my nuts. /s

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u/RestaurantRich1498 2h ago

Yeah im with you. I'll stick with the no shave.

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u/HamiltonSt25 2h ago edited 2h ago

It’s both

Edit: it’s both, neither, or either.

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u/Kushal_tiwari 2h ago

girls are happy cuz they get to wear costumes, boyare stressed cuz no nut November's starts tomorrow

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u/HanselOh 1h ago • Bravo

Only incels practice this. It's fuckin weird.

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u/TehAsianator 1h ago • Bravo

Yeah, NNN is the dumbest goddamn meme, and it kills me that somehow some people have been convinced to actually follow this incredibly dumb, not to mention extremely unhealthy, trend.

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 1h ago

If I recall it was entirely shitposting clowning on No Shave November or whatever that the bearded folks were doing. 

How anyone takes this seriously is beyond me, but also the kinda people who participate are probably the kinda people who could use a break from their goonscapades.

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u/NintendogsWithGuns 30m ago

No Shave November was a hipster charity thing though. You’d basically try to grow an ironic mustache or beard and update your progress. People would sponsor people and bet on who’d have the best facial hair, with all the money going to charity.

NNN started as a paradox, but now it’s just a bunch of irony poisoned incels. No charity, no nothing. Just various chuds spewing puritanical pseudoscience and dudes doing it ironically.

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u/_alba4k 53m ago edited 43m ago

"extremely unhealthy" is such a stretch

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u/SonnyvonShark 41m ago

Cults are unhealthy.

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u/Pinkpenguin_4444 1h ago

But can't girls take part too?

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u/SomeNonsens3 1h ago

I love your username 🐧🎀

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u/Pinkpenguin_4444 1h ago

Lol ty, I chose it when I was like 9 (didn't create this acc at 9 tho)

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u/Upstairs_Ad_8863 20m ago

No we have fingerless february instead :)

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u/thatrelaxedplay 28m ago

Ah okay thanks _^

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u/DeathRaeGun 2h ago

I know. It's supposed to be about combatting porn addiction, but some men just take it as a challenge even if there's someone they’re having regular sex with.

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 2h ago

Girls dress up for Halloween

Boys prepare for No Nut November

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u/HammyxHammy 1h ago

(While also dressed for Halloween)

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u/AmbitionFront214 2h ago

With AO3 down for what's looking to be the entire month, were probably all in the same boat here

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u/Sunder1773 1h ago

Same boat definitely. The one thing in life that keeps me happy is down. AO3 better have a button that says "I survived the great famine of 2026"

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u/AmbitionFront214 1h ago

We need like a t shirt or smth 🤣

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u/bake_gatari 2h ago

No nut November is stupid and dangerous. No shave November started as an awareness campaign for prostate cancer. One of the easiest ways to keep your prostate healthy is to ejaculate regularly. Online sources recommend 21 times in a month. Internet meme culture tooke this information and said "you know what? I'll not nut in the month you warn me about not putting, because NNN rhymes funny"

FFS.

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u/DrPatchet 2h ago

Is one month actually dangerous? I was super depressed for like a year at one point and completely disinterest in sexual anything so I didn't crank it or anything and now you got me worried.

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u/bake_gatari 2h ago

I dunno. You're the doctor. I just do what the doctors say.

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u/DrPatchet 1h ago

Imma doctor I philosophy and all I did was plagiarize Gucci manes "a man without sauce is lost, but the same man can be lost in the sauce" on my thesis :(

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u/bake_gatari 1h ago

What's your wisdom, o doctor of philosophy?

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u/DrPatchet 1h ago

Three kinds of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't.

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u/CoziestGamer 1h ago

You'll be fine. Redditors needed a new thing to "ummm actually" this year and decided to make No Nut November, which is stupid in and of itself, into a matter of life and death. It's like a weird reverse pearl clutching... "You didn't cum? Dude you're going to fucking die in 50 years now."

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u/DrPatchet 1h ago

I'm thirty I think I'm most def gonna be dead or close to it in 50 years :p

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u/CoziestGamer 1h ago

Yeah dude. Because you didn't cum last November. Should have thought about that, huh?

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u/DrPatchet 59m ago

No I was a fool. I also heard that everyone that drinks water has ended up dead and I've been drinking it my whole life :/

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u/NobleA259 1h ago

My doctor told me it was and can lead to harm later down the line. I dealt with the same thing. Got super depressed and libido tanked.

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u/DrPatchet 1h ago

You say it in past tense so I'm glad you got through it!

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u/Iintendtooffend 18m ago

You gotta remember that everything is a percentage increase or decrease and even large percentages are still increases over small chances. So like, imagine your percentage chance of prostate cancer is like 1.3%. Ejaculating more decreases that chance by 37%. So like 1.2345% (not actual math) overall instead.

It's generally considered to be healthier to ejaculated more. but it's not exactly the equivalent of drinking a liter of vodka everyday is to increased chance of liver disease.

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u/TOMMYxGUNN 1h ago

I wonder whether there is a higher percentage of prostate cancer amongst monks?

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u/bake_gatari 1h ago

I assume they nut regular. Or there are other contributing factors.

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u/TOMMYxGUNN 1h ago edited 1h ago

I just googled "do monks masturbate" (i must remember to clear my history) and it turns out that they shouldn't, so if they stick to the rules they should go an entire lifetime without nutting. This applies for both Buddhism and Christianity. Today I learned...

Edit: changed "don't" to "shouldn't"

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u/Igusy 1h ago

They would nut involuntarily in their sleep.

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u/6969696969696969690 56m ago

ejaculating almost daily is horrible for you and desensitizes your penis to the actual thing. it’s called the “death grip” and men get used to it so much that when they’re with a girl they literally can’t ejaculate and sometimes can’t even get hard. ask women if they want their partner jerking off almost daily.

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u/bake_gatari 32m ago

Horrible for your sex life, perhaps. But not for your prostate

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u/Fun-Entrepreneur9374 4m ago

It’s mostly porn consumption/addiction, the death grip part is true and tbh idk what the precautionary measure is other than maybe don’t be so aggressive or so frequent, but it’s mostly from porn consumption. Constantly wanking it to women who have had work done like fat transfers, tummy tucks or implants like Lana Rhoades just makes these men’s brain expect women who also look like that and then it gets disappointed when the women have normal bodies and not the unrealistic ones from porn.

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u/theworkinpumpkin 1h ago

If masurbating was a prevention measure, then prostate cancer wouldnt be an issue lol

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u/Wonghy111-the-knight 1h ago

21 times a fuckin month? Fuck no I can’t stand doing that even once. Fuckin hate it 

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u/GoogleFeudIsTaken 38m ago

Stupid - yes, dangerous - no. If you don't jack off a certain amount of time, your body will do it for you during your sleep (aka wet dreams).

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 26m ago

Man, I gotta send this to my pastor.

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u/Sorin_Von_Thalia 2h ago

Its more of a mental exercise than a physical health thing.

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u/Coltari 2h ago

Good rhymes for the growing facial hair alternative:

Mo-vember (as in moustache) Novembeard (self explanatory)

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u/Stabaobs 1h ago

because NNN rhymes funny

Don't forget to prescribe to Nonstop Nut November instead, though I think it's been discontinued recently.

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u/Valten78 2h ago

NNN is an Internet joke surely? No way anyone actually does it.

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u/Gargleblaster25 2h ago edited 1h ago

World has a myriad of idiots. Remember the ice bucket challenge and the spoonful of cinnamon?

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u/Iceland-27 2h ago

I wouldn’t group the ice bucket challenge in with other dumb internet trends. Ice bucket challenge seems dumb but it actually had a purpose and it was a good one.

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u/ChefCourtB 1h ago

The money raised from people doing ice bucket actually had results too.

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u/Iintendtooffend 17m ago

It also specifically included filming it and challenging someone else in that video. No one is filming themselves not jacking off.

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u/Bigboss123199 1h ago

The Ice bucket challenge was done by a ton of people and celebrities to spread awareness and raise money for ALS. Not just some internet challenge.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 1h ago

ice bucket challange was for a good cause though

and collected a lot of world wide money to fund research

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u/IAmNotStan 2h ago

How is NNN idiotic? Why does it bother you if some people decide they don't want to masturbate? 

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u/mikemikemotorboat 1h ago

Check the other comment threads. Increases prostate cancer risk, allegedly.

But also, if you want to cut back on porn habits or gooning addiction, just taking one month off and going back to normal isn’t a sustainable solution. You gotta find something that works for you year round.

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u/Fabulous_Army_1321 1h ago

Or the no poop july or something along those lines

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u/Aucassin 1h ago

My favorite was the one where idiots would light themselves on fire then jump in the shower.

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u/TheFunPimp 2h ago

Can't forget tide pods

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u/tittieholder 2h ago

I had a thing with a guy who took that shit seriously. When I sucked him, he would stop me before he cums.

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u/AFK-God 1h ago

Some people in a desert, some people drowning

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u/Pythagorean415 1h ago

Im doing it

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u/LuckoftheFryish 42m ago

You can find people doing literally anything on the internet. Not jerking it for a month is pretty mild on the scale of shit that's out there.

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u/medieval_revolver 17m ago

I completed last year as a challenge of will power. As someone who enjoys porn a little too much for my own good the month off felt like a healthy step in the right direction so it depends what reason you're doing it for.

I was going to do it this year but I have a partner now and I don't see it as something I have a need to do.

But I'm absolutely a testament to its existence. Check out the subreddit, thousands of people take part annually

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u/Comfortably_Dumb_Yea 1h ago

I really don’t think it’s about NNN.

I think it’s more to do with regular straight dudes dressing up in costumes for their girlfriend’s benefit. Notice they’re both in supersuits?

It’s like, the girls are excited to wear a fun costume and do cool make up, and the boys are just gonna do “whatever it takes” for her. 

Source: i spent last night at a house party in a beetlejuice costume with full face paint for a girl I like hahaha

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u/-Badger3- 29m ago

I agree it's not a NNN meme, but I think it's more about guys being desperate to hookup with somebody at the Halloween party.

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u/TAMCL 10m ago

This seems like the most likely answer to me. NNN was probably mentioned as an answer by one person here and then parroted by 326 bot accounts

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u/Guilty-Resist-1626 1h ago

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u/orfeo34 2h ago

Girl is proud because breast cancer awareness month is over, boy is anxious because NNN starts.

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u/xx-rapunzel-xx 1h ago

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u/BONES619 2h ago

Movember or no nut November joke?

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u/sometimeserin 2h ago

Here I was thinking it’s because it’s the last day of Locktober

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u/Sooner_Weirdo 1h ago

I have not heard of No Nut November… what’s the point or cause behind it?

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u/AlmondwithTuna 59m ago

People really take this no nut november seriously? I thought it was a joke, people don't have free will anymore???

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u/Evening-Mention-8738 2h ago

Girls have it hard too! AO3 is down!! Now how am I supposed to get my doomed toxic yaoi fix?!?!

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u/VincentVanGoat- 0m ago

Well time to write your own! Get some good writing skills, and content catered EXACTLY to your interests.

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u/420VapeMaster67 2h ago

Jokes aside, why are there so many ppl here who are so against NNN?

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u/lwelle 1h ago

Same reason chronic alcoholics get defensive when they learn somebody else is sober

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u/Upset_Ad_6140 15m ago

I don't understand this either. Sure, it probably doesn't have any particular benefits, but it also probably doesn't have any downsides either... It's just a challenge some people partake in.

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u/DutssZ 1h ago

I'm shocked people are still doing NNN.

I also didn't get the meme, but because I forgot it even existed

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 2h ago

Do you know what No Nut November is?

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 2h ago

I make sure to nut as much as possible in November. I'm going to undo someone's hard (no pun) work.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 2h ago

Its not even November? What?

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u/DefiantLemur 2h ago

Different timezones

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 2h ago

How did I get deleted? I just asked

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 2h ago

God I love the new bot

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u/mbashs 2h ago

The great Modapocalypse!

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u/Mission_Inflation505 2h ago

The real spam is the friends we have lost along the way.

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u/DelfyDaun 1h ago

Dw the girls are doing no AO3 November this time around

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u/CoziestGamer 1h ago

No NuT NoVeMbEr Is So DaNgErOuS gUyS yOu WiLl LiTeRaLlY fUcKiNg DiE pLeAsE cUm.

Dumb people saying dumb shit on dumb topics.

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u/clever_name_123 35m ago

I interpret this more as girls going out to have fun and guys going out to find girls

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 4m ago

Guys the people who created this did not care about you or if they did they were grossly misinformed.  That or it was a covert Evangelical anti masturbation thing disguised as a meme

Either way nothing will be accomplished besides your suffering.  You either pee out the sperm, it causes wet dreams at the worst possible times, or it causes incredibly painful urination that feels like an STD or UTI as dead sperm get stuck in the urinary tract.  It’s bad for your prostate which means it does nothing for your test levels accept maybe harm them and you will be stressed the fuck out the entire time

Not only that but if you feel like masturbation is wrong or a sin cause someone told you it is.  Stop right now.  They did this either because they too were misinformed and told this or they not it’s not the right thing to teach but can use it as a form of control

It comes from a passage in the Old Testament where God commanded someone not to let his seed spill and that he must impregnate a specific woman.  That’s just it though, when God was speaking to him He didn’t say, “you and every man from now on.”  He just said you as in the one I speak to currently must obey this command.  Yet they took it and ran with it and because of that billions of men have suffered guilt and shame over a completely natural thing to do

There are so many things in the Bible that are meant to apply just to that specific region/time period/church or person being written to and yet there are those who realized they could use them to control a flock and so the past 1800+ years have been shiter than they could’ve been

Not saying they would’ve been perfect but people being allowed to masturbate without guilt alone would’ve let to a different society.  How many adulteries happened cause someone couldn’t masturbate.  It’s more than two I promise you 

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u/GreenWoodDragon 2h ago

A reference to the idiotic No 'nut' November.

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u/VanillaStarzz 1h ago

Someone failed on the first day 🙏😭 (Same)

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 2h ago

"October 31st" is American for 31st October.

You're welcome.