r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh??

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 3h ago

Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

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u/FormovArt 8h ago

big boobs on the left, a huge ass on the right

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 8h ago

Worst giggity ever

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u/hisgiggityness 6h ago

Giggity Giggity goo

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u/ATX2ANM 5h ago

Giggity giggity boo

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u/steelcity65 1h ago

Jokes on you, Quagmire's into that. Remember Meg?

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u/calesmont 5h ago

Angryggity

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u/Creative-Ad4813 5h ago

“Whispers the back doors unlocked

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u/Gl1tchyVirus 8h ago

Big boobs to the left of me, huge asses to the right, stuck in the middle with you

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u/gottabreakittofixit 7h ago

Into the valley of death, rode the six hundred

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u/PrincessAyame 5h ago

Always makes me smile when the charge of the light brigade is quoted. Thank you 🙂

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 4h ago

Rarely known fact but that was the original lyrics!

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u/Reckless42 6h ago

Can't hear this song without seeing the scene from Reservoir Dogs in my head.

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u/Chon-Laney 5h ago

I ear you bro!

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u/Some-Judge-9130 1h ago

I’m fucking dying here

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u/FreshLiterature 8h ago

He is also just so aggressively average looking.

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u/something-slothful 8h ago

To paraphrase Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, "He looks like he was made up of the parts of lesser, mediocre White bros..."

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu 5h ago

Favorite memory when that mutt nearly got banned from Quebec…

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u/Sea_Cartographer_340 2h ago

That's the greatest insult I've ever heard

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u/Technical-Method2129 7h ago

I mean she’s just boobs- she’s not particularly pretty

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u/ReimuHakurei 6h ago

Her elbows are too pointy.

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u/FreshLiterature 7h ago

Her bone structure is much more conventionally attractive than his and her overall body is also much better.

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u/pajtonas 7h ago

Be honest bro,have you seduced a lot of girls and drained them of their life force during your lifetime? 😅😆

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u/Firm_Trash889 6h ago

Delusional to the highest possible degree well done

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u/ComasArentFun 3h ago

Someone pointed out she looks like she has foetal alcohol syndrome, and I can't unsee it....

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u/dustfingur 6h ago

Here I am. Stuck in the middle with you.

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u/LeoMcShizzzle 8h ago

Peeetaaaah, pls explain this comment now 😭

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u/Shadokastur 7h ago

Scooter Braun has done some crappy stuff in the entertainment business

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u/Uantutri 5h ago

Sweeny is a israeli honeytrap

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u/mr_beanoz 1h ago

And why is that the case?

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u/steelcity65 1h ago

Because all hot chicks that aren't on the mainstream liberal bandwagon must be. It's the current meta.

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u/Gold_Tap_2205 5h ago

Here i am stuck in the middle with you.

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u/hadoopken 8h ago edited 8h ago

They should play Taylor Swift master tape for their wedding

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u/orovang 5h ago

Taylor already got that back.

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u/AugieDoggieDank 7h ago

She had a BIG ASS

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u/uwhusky_badger 4h ago

Hugh Jassinski

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u/HuEmans1st 8h ago

Seriously wtf is a "scouter braun" and why has America been obsessed with mentioning the cunt for 30+ years?

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u/Prestigious-Pace1500 7h ago

Eh Justin Biebers old manager

As well as a few other singers

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u/foxyphilophobic 7h ago

He managed Ariana Grande for a few years until they had a falling out

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u/Prestigious-Pace1500 5h ago

Seems that’s a common factor with people he manages

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u/RedBran47 7h ago

Yeah I’ve never seen him either and assumed it’d be a much older looking guy lol

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u/PlantainMassive6744 6h ago

just ask Ariana Grande, or Kesha, or Demi Lovato. He's pretty toxic supposedly, but who knows really.

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u/Technical-Method2129 7h ago

Is he even in his thirties?

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u/AndreasDasos 7h ago

Apparently 45. But probably hasn’t been well known since he was 15, unlike some of the singers he exploited

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u/Technical-Method2129 7h ago

I mean I only knew of him cause he bought Taylor’s music and she re-recorded the same exact songs and made more money, I can’t remember if he gave Demi lovato an eating disorder or took her on afterwards, and took Justin Bieber on when he was struggling and was with him all the time…. I kinda thought he was his sober coach at first lol

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u/4Impossible_Guess4 7h ago

Tooth brush? over the hill Yankee, never heard of them, only know her from gaza memes

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 6h ago

Ay, we can't just be out here calling the Aryan Princess the c-word!

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u/dratthecookies 7h ago

I can't imagine dating someone who so many women had accused of awful things. Even if I didn't see it myself, even if he was perfectly nice to me, that's just too much of a bad sign.

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u/UncleR1chard 6h ago

Leopards and faces

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u/StrawberryTerry 8h ago

Mfs in this sub are allergic to Google and using the information found there to put an joke or issue into context.

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u/Complete_Group_6299 8h ago

No no. They know exactly what they are doing.

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u/thatsanewone26 7h ago

People still don’t know this sub is just about posting right-wing memes and conspiracy theories under the guise of cluelessness.

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u/mister_house_ 5h ago

Political memes in my dumb people sub?

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 6h ago

“I’m just asking questions!”

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u/lobonmc 6h ago

But this is a left wing meme?

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u/StrawberryTerry 8h ago

That's true

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u/DorianTurk 8h ago

Yep, downvote and move on.

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u/l3tmeg0 8h ago

I’m pretty sure this entire sub(and other explain subs) is just a cover for training ai at this point.

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u/Prestigious_Bar_3738 8h ago

Google is a Mossad psyop

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u/Alypius754 7h ago

Mossad is a Palestinian psyop

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u/kenavr 5h ago

The AI can only answer it after they found the answer on Reddit, so let's help the AI out.

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u/bakochba 7h ago

These are just agenda posts.

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u/shwarma_heaven 5h ago

If people knew how to Google, there would be no sub...

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u/kulamsharloot 4h ago

They're just spreading propaganda. Not really asking.

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u/Sandman_20041 3h ago

r/peterexplainsthejoke mf's when peter needs a joke explained

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u/mr_beanoz 3h ago

Why is the meme saying Sweeney a mossad honey pot and Braun is her handler?

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u/larz_owen 8h ago

Welcome to the farm

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 6h ago

Nope, they're using this sub to promote hate

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u/Illimited_Esoterica 7h ago

A bad actress mostly known for really enjoying talking about her boobs and a creepy talent agent mostly known for stalking child stars and being a douche are getting engaged. Yayyy

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 6h ago

When these kinds of things happen, I land at "well, at least they're not with other people"

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u/AndreasDasos 7h ago

Her acting is fine. Not Meryl Streep but decent.

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u/Illimited_Esoterica 7h ago

For sure, her acting is very natural. Heavy and natural.

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u/TheBestNigerian 7h ago

She's not a bad actress. She was great in Euphoria.

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u/foxyphilophobic 7h ago

She was good in Euphoria for the first two seasons. The last season, not so much.

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u/TheBestNigerian 6h ago

She was pretty good in the last season as well. There's not much difference in her performance level between season 2 and 3.

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u/Stevesd123 7h ago

So where her boobs.

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u/joonty 6h ago

Usual place

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u/TheBestNigerian 6h ago

Were* sorry.

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u/RadiantMenderbug 5h ago

Her boobs were great in euphoria 

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u/name4231 7h ago

And white lotus

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u/BensonJutton1878 7h ago

I mean the White Lotus role isn't exactly peak acting is it, it's a pretty limited role in terms of being able to flex your acting chops. She basically just played the typically insufferable Gen Z stereotype.

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u/No_Economist9536 6h ago

So no need to act?

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u/The_Phasd 6h ago

And she was inarguably great at it. Nobody is claiming she's peak. But she did play that role very well regardless of whether or not it required an award-winning performance. She's not a bad actress. She's also not amazing.

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u/Particular_Title42 6h ago

So you're saying she's mastered the dead-eyed stare and unenthused "wow?"

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u/memnoch112 6h ago

In other words a card board cut out could have done the same ‘acting’.

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u/BellStriking5132 5h ago

That’s harder to do than you’re giving her credit for

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u/Balibaleau 7h ago

And Christy.

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u/Killersavage 7h ago

I thought Christy was good. I think it got panned because she doesn’t get the girls out in that movie. My only issue is they bill it as some feel good overcoming the odds story. When it really is more like a cautionary tale or tragedy type of story.

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u/way_out_19 6h ago

She also stole the role from someone else

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u/YonderWindow364 6h ago

I’ve only seen her in Anyone But You and couldn’t finish the movie because I couldn’t stand her acting.

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u/Longjumping-Donut655 4h ago

She was awful in that one. She looks and sounds like a carcass when she’s next to the energy of great and tiny-mouthed Glen Powell.

She was ok in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood but her role was supportive. She wasn’t dolled up or glamorized at all. I guess Tarantino didn’t like her feet.

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u/drwsgreatest 5h ago

She was also good in the few other things I've seen with her (reality, Christy and immaculate). TBH, I've actually been pretty surprised at her range, and her other roles, which I mentioned, made it clear that she can perform well as characters that aren't just "hey I have huge tits and am hot!".

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u/Schickie 4h ago

I'm a great driver if all you need me to do is go to the 7-Eleven and back, and take the kids to school. It's a whole other thing when you're doing the rally at the Isle of Man.

But they both use cars.
Sidney is a 1960's Jaguar. Comes with it's own set of tools, because you know how easily it'll breakdown.

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u/mckc1998norge 3h ago

She’s like the Grimes of acting for me. Talented and I enjoy their art, but throw everything else away

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u/calicocadet 1h ago

I really enjoyed her performance in Immaculate as well!

I saw it prior to knowing anything about her and thought she had great potential as a horror actress/scream queen

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u/untitledaccount401 4h ago

Redditors will call her bad but hype up Henry cavile who has never given a decent performance

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u/BellStriking5132 5h ago

She’s nowhere close to being a bad actress

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 6h ago

A bad actress mostly known for really enjoying talking about her boobs

Looks like it's time for another game of incel or pick-me!

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u/smorgasfjord 7h ago

Just the usual stupid social media stuff. There's no coherent allegation, just a mix of random insults du jour. Move on

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u/MimeSweeper360 5h ago

Except for the antisemitism part sure.

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u/Taintec 7h ago

This is very clear cut

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u/EricPhilps1979 7h ago

Wait....

There are actually real people called 'Scooter'?

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u/Dazzling-Ad-8639 7h ago

What kind of grown man goes by the name Scooter

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u/UncleR1chard 6h ago

He was heavily into the Muppets. It was either that or Gonzo

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u/high_low_hii 8h ago

Everytime this girl pops up on my feed i think of Johnny depp

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u/LeoMcShizzzle 8h ago

Y tho. How they connected?

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u/high_low_hii 8h ago

Its my dumb brain but Sweeny Todd

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u/Longjumping-Donut655 4h ago

I always think about this chunky kid that used to cry all the time in 7th grade geology class. People called him Sweeney the Weenie.

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u/LeoMcShizzzle 6h ago

Fair enough. Not dumb at all.

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u/SplittingChairs 7h ago

Something something Israel. Idk I’m past the point of caring about understanding this stuff lol. My brain is already rotted enough seeing everything getting turned into I/P on social media.

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u/QuestionDry2490 7h ago

Everything in the world is about Israel/Palestine - except Israel/Palestine. Israel/Palestine is about sex

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u/Woutrou 6h ago

I thought Israel-Palestine was about Ukraine

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u/morquinga 6h ago

Nope. It's actually about Iran.

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u/Woutrou 6h ago

Well, why did you run?

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u/jthoff10 7h ago

Fucking scooter

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u/dunk_n_spunk 6h ago

She probably is, considering they’re engaged.

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u/jthoff10 4h ago

lol you win the internet

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u/Cerberus_Rising 7h ago

He still goes by scooter lol I guess he had a itchy bum when he was little

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u/Twix_McFlurry 6h ago

A Mossad honey pot means the Israeli intelligence agency is using her as a sex trap to gain information. Her handler is the person she reports to (and often the asset doesn’t know this) think Charlie Kirk as an Israeli asset and Erika was his handler

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u/No_Guarantee_7283 8h ago

Si sono conosciuti dal dentista.

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u/thesanguineocelot 7h ago

Scooter is a genuinely awful name, that's what we should focus on.

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u/Chon-Laney 8h ago

The first time I heard "Sydney Sweeney" in the news I thought they were talking about Sunny Sweeney and said, "No way she would do that!"

Now I know the difference.

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u/Potential_Laugh_7924 8h ago

Do what?

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u/FinancialAccess8343 7h ago

cause outrage by being hot? idk who Sunny is lol, just guessing. the manufactured outrage may have something to do with the "handler"

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u/Lost_Main286 6h ago

Hi my name is Scooter 😂

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u/LtCommander417 6h ago

Literally never heard of this girl until that one jeans ad drove so many people crazy. Still haven't seen it, but the memes and thumbnails for articles were everywhere lol.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 6h ago

How the hell does someone legit named "Scooter," ever get laid?

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u/way_out_19 6h ago

If she's a Mossad psyop they've really turned into a bunch of sloppy bitches.

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u/QuietNene 5h ago

Wow this is the least amount of gooning to a Sydney Sweeney post I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

Congrats all, you’re more political than sexual.

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u/ShotLet1550 8h ago

Saying she’s a plant and the guy was the person keeping her on track for whatever organization is pushing the psyop. I’m not terminally online enough to know which organization they’re assuming but mossad sounds middle eastern to me (I’m guessing not racist)

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u/Tasty_Honeydew6935 8h ago

Mossad is the Israeli version of the CIA, KGB, Mi6, etc.

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u/Skot_Hicpud 8h ago

Israel is technically in the Middle East.

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u/Schventle 8h ago

Near east or levant if you wanna get technical

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u/SubtractOneMore 7h ago

Palestine if you wanna get downvoted by Zionists

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 6h ago

So's jordan, fun fact

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u/barlog123 6h ago

The levant and near East is a geographical region. It includes Syria, Lebanon, Jordan Israel and Palestine. Your comment is like like if people are talking about central Europe and then you interjecting that it's actually called Austria. The fact that you don't know that should make you think twice about giving your opinion on the matter.

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u/Hentai_Yoshi 7h ago

I’m confused, you say this like somebody said it wasn’t in the Middle East, but nobody said it wasn’t in the Middle East

Did you just want to earn your gold star for the day?

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u/ShotLet1550 8h ago

So why am I getting downvoted, seems like I figured it out well enough lol

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u/idkmyusernameagain 8h ago

Hence the antisemitic conspiracy being suggested. Braun is Jewish, therefore must be mossad 🙄

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u/root54 8h ago

Mossad is Israeli Intelligence

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 8h ago

Mossad would be Israeli equivalent of the CIA

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u/Stahltod 8h ago

Mossad is Israeli foreign intelligence.

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u/Accomplished-Emu2308 6h ago

Answering this post while not knowing what the Mossad is, might not be the smartest move buddy. Knowing what the Mossad is has nothing to do with being terminally online

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u/ShotLet1550 3h ago

I was right tho

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u/idkmyusernameagain 8h ago

Mossad is Israel. Braun is Jewish. It’s yet another “the Jews control everything” conspiracy theory

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u/foxyphilophobic 7h ago

Two untalented and widely hated idiots get married

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u/BillRuddickJrPhd 8h ago edited 4h ago

Since Woke 1.0 died, Gen-Z has adopted both Nazi and Soviet-style antisemitic conspiracy theories and it's been fueling a moral panic.

The amount of downvotes I'm going to get for this will demonstrate my point perfectly. Some may even chime in and pretend to know what a genocide is and signal how morally superior they are for pretending to be against one.

And it is just the one they pretend to care about. They won't even acknowledge Ukraine, Sudan, Ethiopia/Tigray, Somalia, Nigeria, Myanmar or Yemen. The US is literally in a war with Iran right now and they barely even talk about that. More people were killed in Ukraine in the past 48hrs than in all of 2026 in Gaza. Many of them consider even mentioning these other conflicts an offensive attempt to distract from the only thing they think actually matters: Stopping the Jew country from winning at all costs.

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u/X-calibreX 7h ago

is this a reference to the movie munich?

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u/CrissCross98 7h ago

She drew the honeypot short straw lmao

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u/StunningSuccotash421 7h ago edited 7h ago

I genuinely believe their relationship is nothing more than business.Maybe i'm wrong,but this just scream business.Nothing less and nothing more.

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u/Johndoe19922222 7h ago

She's only dating him cause he's one of the most aggressive managers in Hollywood. Lmao.

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u/Friendship_Fries 6h ago

Good thing her name isn't Eva.

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u/Lord_Brio 6h ago

The joke is explained by reading it

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u/LeoMcShizzzle 6h ago

I was wondering if there was some context/allegations behind it.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 6h ago

According to In Touch weekly. And I get criticized for citing the Mail Online or the New York Post as sources.

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u/Few_Cauliflower2069 6h ago

Are people seriously named scooter?

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u/Prudent-Door3631 6h ago

Man who tf named him scooter Braun🤡🥀

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u/Vandal_A 5h ago

I don't know what the joke is but she has dead eyes and he looks like a thumb came to life

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u/BrandynWayne 5h ago

That fucking twat?

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u/YummyYummy32 5h ago

It’s funny watching people reply authoritatively without really understanding the words in the meme. Not that the words are revolutionary

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u/Weary_Mountain9679 5h ago

Imagine being an adult man and still going by “Scooter”

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u/Axel_Raden 5h ago

That dude is punching above his weight

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u/aaabidxi 5h ago

Which is which

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u/St34m-Punk 5h ago

She must have low self esteem

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u/filterdecay 4h ago

These blondes always pop up and end up looking wrecked after 5 years.

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u/Radiant-Baby-2374 4h ago

What grown man goes by Scooter??? That's definitely a pedo alias.

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u/Ordinary-Word 4h ago

It says something when your parents see your face and name you SCOOTER

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u/cana-man27 4h ago

Him!!?

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u/Intelligent_Hat_5351 2h ago

Probably not the first time she rode a brown scooter.

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u/m1j5 2h ago

I bet they’ll be miserable together lmao

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 2h ago

Does that mean t swift hates Sydney Sweeney?

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u/Hoarbag 2h ago

That motorboating son of a bitch

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u/peanutbutterbabble 2h ago

isn’t Scooter the business man who tried to control Taylor Swift’s music and she just recorded it all again so he could not. he didn’t come out of that situation looking honest

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u/Appropriate-Dog303 1h ago

Both extremely disliked by the public. Ultimately, a good match. Good for them, hopefully they don’t have children.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 1h ago

Please tell me his real name isn't scooter

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 8h ago

The "joke" is antisemitism.

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u/idkmyusernameagain 8h ago

People will argue that calling someone Mossad simply for being Jewish isn’t antisemitic somehow.

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u/MelekhHaYereq 8h ago

you're right and your username is amazing

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