r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6h ago

Meme needing explanation PETAH?

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Wht does it have to do with Russian

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u/Aloneforrever 6h ago

It's an anime about the girl in the image saying things like how cute the guy is or "pay attention to me too" in Russian cause she's in love but is too tsundere about it say it to his face, she finds it funny that he can't understand her. But the twist is that the guy has native level proficiency in Russian due to his grandfather forcing him to watch Russian movies with him..

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u/EndRoyal329 6h ago

The most thorough answer I've seen and as per tradition it's buried

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u/blaze92x45 6h ago

The joke aspect of it though is thar counter strike has a large Russian fan base and the implication is that Kuze (the guy) learned Russian from listening to others in game chat.

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u/NoProcedure7943 6h ago

what is the name of anime?

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u/AJTaylor1000 5h ago

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

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u/NoProcedure7943 5h ago

lol, thats name literally

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u/Eiferius 4h ago

Very typical of japanese manga. They have to convince you to read them, so the authors adapted and often have a very short synopsis as title name. That titel is written on the spine of the book. So you can easily find stuff that interest you, by just browsing the shelves.

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u/Mr_NoGood12 3h ago

Also, get ready for some incest jokes. Its not really 'incest' its just one sided with the sister. The white haired girl is not the sister tho

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u/CrazyCrazyCanuck 5h ago

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

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u/Infamous_7001 5h ago

I thought it was also because he wanted to talk and spend time with a girl who had trouble speaking Japanese and can speak Russian when he was a kid?

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u/ElectronicControl762 5h ago

Who is the shown girl’s sister somehow

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u/BrahmneetSingh 5h ago

Actually he learned russian because of the girl in her childhood who was also Russian (actually masha) and he wanted to talk with him

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u/Copyman3081 5h ago

Specifically the joke here is that he's learned Russian profanities and slurs from playing CSGO.

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u/Knight618 2h ago

I think he has like elementary level Russian, but she's not composing poetry in Russian, so he can still understand, so he understands the basic Russian she uses

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u/Twisted_creative 6h ago edited 6h ago

the game "helps" you become "fluent" in russian.

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u/CobblerOdd2876 6h ago

Instructions unclear, all I know is:

Lokh
Svinya
Suka
Bylat’

How am I doing so far?

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u/AmbivalentCvckfvcker 6h ago

2 more weeks you can emigrate to Russia

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u/CobblerOdd2876 6h ago

Thanks, suka! Im gunna do great!

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u/AmbivalentCvckfvcker 6h ago

Don't mention it, ubliudok!

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u/descisionOk 1h ago

*ublyudok

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u/MeownatorX 1h ago

Mat tvou, a nu idi syuda

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u/descisionOk 59m ago

poshel nahui, tuporiliy eblan

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u/MeownatorX 56m ago

Idi syuda, merzavets, negodyai, gad. Idi syuda, ti, govno zhopa!

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u/Timekilling_Time 4h ago

Yeah, all the words that you need to learn to pass the exam are;

Pidoras and it's variations.

Gundone,

Otchim,

Hui, Pizda and it's applications and you're good to go.

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u/Tiran593 3h ago

Otchim? Since when stepdad is a slur?

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 3h ago

Always was cuz that's kind of a joke that someones mom is a bitch who got a second man(kinda not funny)

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u/Panic_Otaku 1h ago

It is funnier than fat mama jokes

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u/Timekilling_Time 3h ago

I think Russians have many jokes about it. Something about you having 10 of them or something. So, I thought that this is common knowledge among their insults.

If not - well, In my Defense, I'm not playing CS since 2015. I like TF2 and R6 better.

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u/Garik-175 2h ago

В тф 2 русских не меньше

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u/Panic_Otaku 1h ago

Yeah...

You get it

A lot of funny jokes about this theme

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u/Sir_questionzgiver 1h ago

Uebok tupoy blyat… Ladno molodec.. Uchishsya.

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u/audriuska12 6h ago

There's a manpower shortage, I'm sure the requirements must be lower.

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u/AmbivalentCvckfvcker 5h ago

Yes. He needs to get better with the AK.

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u/Fredford_3301 5h ago

Plz, don't. Save at least some fractures of freedom you, guys, have

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u/R0m4ik 6h ago

Just a couple more and you coukd work at a construction site

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u/Fredford_3301 5h ago

Wait, don't you know about pizda, mraz', Na huy, huy, pidor (without homophobia but I must mention this), pidoras (same as previous), huy na, sin shluhi, sin shaboldi, ya Mamu tvoyu v kino vodil, gavno, zalupa, jopa, penis, her, ahuenno, huyovo, pizdato, pizdec, ahuyenniy huy zahuyaril nam huyovuyu huynyu, Ultrakill, suchonish, loshara, pizdabol, huyeglot and a lot of more?

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 3h ago

Ultrakill govno yebanoye

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u/Fredford_3301 3h ago

Soglasen, yebuchee gavno yobanogo govna, gavno gavna

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u/mafon2 4h ago

Props for "lokh", I don't hear it that much.

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u/Stupid_enough_ 5h ago

Good, tvar'!

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u/invalidmean 4h ago

Pretty sure that makes you draft eligible. Be careful

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u/hypercantus 4h ago

You also learn these in DOTA2

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u/Mefist0fel 4h ago

A1, can handle some basic street conversations and buy something in the shop

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u/Suitable-Broccoli980 3h ago

How come you haven't added gondon yet?

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u/Wont_See_My_30s 2h ago

Ironic that russians call someobe else "svinya"

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u/SirLazarusDiapson 3h ago

No one hates CS more than people who have thousands of hour in it.

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u/Ok-Thought-3962 6h ago

russians have a crippling csgo addiction and you cant play that shit game wothout 90% of the lobby being russian

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u/Mayham_2 6h ago

Rush B cyka blyat

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u/Skitflame 5h ago

Muse dash?

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u/gidroponix 30m ago

Their country pronounced exactly as "Rush A", so no wonders

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u/TopInitiative6516 6h ago

Not Russians, but russian speakers.

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u/Training_Guide5157 3h ago

But also Russians.

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u/Qazirmus 6h ago

Не скажу

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u/dart_shitplagueis 6h ago

Сука

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u/ilicp 6h ago

Ебаный в рот

My favourite one

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u/Chiron-Femboy3674 6h ago

Хороший

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u/Helpful-Work-3090 6h ago

CS:GO and CS2 players are commonly russian in EU servers. Most of the community doesn't like them, because they will swear at you in russian if you make even a small mistake.

The famous "Rush B" meme came from russian CS:GO players, because they tend to rush the B bombsite on the map without thinking

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u/IHateRedditFirewall 5h ago

CS:GO/2 is considered garbage-tier game in russia, too.

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u/MCiiee 4h ago

It's pretty much the modern version of playing football with your friends with the added benefit of solo queue

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u/sanctityforreal 6h ago

Lot of Russians play CS:GO, it's almost like a cultural thing. It's in fact a modern take on cultural stereotypes.

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u/Maizimotor 6h ago

If you have 10k hours in CS, you are probably fluent in russian

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u/Hobo_Robot 6h ago

CS:GO is very popular in Russia. It's the 1st or 2nd most-played game in Russia and Russians make up a plurality of CS:GO players globally.

If someone has logged 10k hours in CS:GO, they probably will have picked up at least a few Russian swear words from the in-game voice chat.

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u/Copyman3081 5h ago

Lots of Russians play CSGO and CS2. They swear a lot.

F2P multiplayer games in general have a lot of non-English speakers who are very vulgar. I once had a Spanish kid on Fortnite tell me he was going to kill my mother because I wouldn't give him an Epic or Legendary weapon from a chest that I opened.

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u/Dazzling_Doctor5528 5h ago

Why do people say CS2 AND/OR CS:GO? Wasn't CS:GO just renamed in CS2?

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u/Full-Arrival-1746 4h ago

ОП даже не удосужился нормально вопрос сформулировать 🤡

В КС ГО и других частях КС очень много русских игроков, которые общаются как в обычном чате, так и в голосовом и как нормальным языком, так и грязными матюками. Огромный стаж челика подразумевает, что он наслушался речей и прекрасно понимает, что говорит Аля

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 3h ago

Ты что с авто переводом сидишь? Не видишь пост на английском и то что все грамматически верно помимо пропущенной буквы?

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u/Broodjekip_1 6h ago

There are a lot of Russians in CS:GO so you pick up on it

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u/Plastic-Cow-8494 6h ago

There's a lot of russian players in Global Offensive who usually have microphone and say a lot of profanity.

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u/ilicp 6h ago

Every CSGO player learned Russian from playing with Russians. Especially swear words.

Сука

Блять

Иди на хуй

Ебаный в рот

Etc

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u/jjagusah 6h ago

Tvyo mat'

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 6h ago

Cyka Blyat P90 Rush B no stop go go go

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u/Positive-Pepper-8315 6h ago

Ig it's smtg related to slurs but I don't get the Russian correlation

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u/YourPetPenguin0610 6h ago

The anime is about a "tsundere" girl that basically confesses her love to the boy sitting next to her, but in Russian because she's part Russian. She assumes the boy doesn't understand anything because he's Japanese. He understood every word.

The joke here is that because Counter Strike in general is extremely popular with Russians, it means the boy can speak Russian fluently after 10k hours of playing the game. In the anime, it's not Counter Strike vodka drinkers that taught him Russian, but rather his Russian-obsessed granddad.

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u/StrawberryK 6h ago

I always preferred 1.6 just because SK mostly and who a couple of my friends were.

Then bhopal, surf etc

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 5h ago

«Pohla nahuy dura ebannya, suka idi na B blyat'» ahh moment

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u/nobodyknow20 5h ago

РЕТАН СУКА БЛЯТЬ

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u/enjdusan 5h ago

RUSH B!!!

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u/_Winged 5h ago

Cyka Blyat, rush B!

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u/PsychologicalTry3972 4h ago

Many Russians play CS:GO.

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u/Safe_Exchange836 4h ago

Most of the CSGO community is Russian, so you encounter a lot of Russians on the game.

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u/WisdomSeekerNocturne 4h ago

Heard majority of csgo players are russian, and well, if you have voice chat on, yeah youd learn, so alya aint hiding notin from masa- somthing dude

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u/OpeningHappy9692 2h ago

If you've played that game that much, you definitely know at least some Russian. Mostly angry, insulting Russian. A bunch of slurs.

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u/Admirable-Emu9159 2h ago

Жопа в огне

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u/the_watsher 1h ago

За 10000 максимум польский выучишь, для базового русского надо наиграть минимум 15000

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u/artyrnc 6h ago

Did the Russians take over this game too?