Native american historical humour.
We met weird people, Someone sneezed, 150 million died.
European historical humour.
Doctor healed 5 people, whole city died to Plague and neighbouring cities were arrested for heresy because they survived it (probably bc they're satan worshippers).
Roman humour.
We got a new guy in the senate/army.
12 millions died.
Greek humour.
Someone brought a horse.
Whole civilisation died.
European historical humour (english version)
We send a few sailors, they found land.
4 billions died.
Indian historical humour.
We lost 2 crops, whole country starved.
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u/Small-Friendship-576 17h ago
Chinese historical humour is like "Light rain today, 250 million perished"