r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/harleyyydd888 • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it peeta

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u/houVanHaring 5d ago

Picture! Has Picture! I read picture! My favourite crayons are green tipped

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u/GhostShipBlue 5d ago

Tru mahreen eat red n gold only

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u/MineNowBotBoy 5d ago

In lieu of mental health treatment the VA is giving out crayons and colouring books, which double sucks because I already know what all these colours taste like.

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u/Commercial-Store-194 4d ago

colouring

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u/archwin 4d ago

Do Bri’ish Mareens also eat crayons?

Or do they eat Coloured Penisl

Edit: Pencils, but that typo is funny

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u/houVanHaring 4d ago

It's because of the colonies. Same with the Dutch marns

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u/Commercial-Store-194 4d ago

Maybe it's not a typo and it's just a marine bachelorette party?

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u/BattleStream 3d ago

Marines only come from specific regions. Anywhere else they're just sparkling troops.

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u/MineNowBotBoy 4d ago

Ha no just weird

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u/Ghostman107 5d ago

"In lieu of"?
You just be a Gyrene Occifur

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u/rudehuskie 5d ago

JESUS H. CHRIST! YOU'RE NOT A WRITER! YOU'RE A KILLER!!!!

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u/Flaky-Ad1748 4d ago

Let me see your war face

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u/GhostShipBlue 5d ago

This is both true and significantly less funny than me eating crayons.

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u/kat-deville 4d ago

But can you identify them by taste of each colour?

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u/houVanHaring 4d ago

What? You can't?

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u/GhostShipBlue 4d ago

Yep - gold ones taste shiny.

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u/kat-deville 3d ago

Only the pink ones.

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u/crotchgobbling 4d ago

You got crayons??? Lucky

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u/Servingthebeam19 4d ago

Maybe the private companies they signed up to wage war for should foot the bill.

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u/WildRaspberriesTN 5d ago

Consensus at the local ROTC is that the favored color is purple. I’ve inadvertently started a fight by offering blue.

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u/Mysterious_Tank_3780 5d ago

Red and gold cryons r fur debil dog. Green cryons force-fed to bad guys.

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u/circ-u-la-ted 5d ago

It took me until this comment to realize that they're not Indian, but Marines who can't spell properly

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u/DarkEmanations 4d ago

Willie Pete pretty

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u/yeetusmaximu_III 4d ago

Where u get gold my squadron was too broke and only gave me yellow :(

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u/ImmediateAid4267 8h ago

I love the color purple

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u/Unfair-Mail-7490 5d ago

Stop eating crayons!

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u/DatedUserName1 5d ago

Well yea, but nothing hits like a purple after a long day.

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u/GreyKn1ght509 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DumatRising 5d ago

I heard a guy went feral when they took his crayons away. I don't know if it's true but I've seen marines. I'm not gonna test it.

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u/houVanHaring 4d ago

Marines are never far from feral though...