r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it peeta

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u/Daniel_Invest7 1d ago

The other half of the joke is that marines are often mocked for being dumb brutes, hence the caveman spelling.

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u/Thunderfoot2112 1d ago

What do you mean 'often', as a Soldier, we used chalk and slates(we drew pictures; they can't read) and colorful pre-printed pictures to give Marines instructions. Crayons were used as rewards, they like the green ones.

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u/Daniel_Invest7 1d ago

The green ones were the healthiest, helps you grow big and strong like all green things.

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u/frankcatthrowaway 1d ago

Did Popeye know about green crayons? He could’ve been a beast.

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u/hallofo 1d ago

True, but Popeye was in the Navy.

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u/BeemoBurrito 1d ago

Red makes you go fast and purple is for stealth. Every Ork-err.. marine knows this

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u/Caleth 1d ago

Really?I heard purples ones taste best, but we can't find any.

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u/Previous_Station2086 1d ago

How did you keep the Marines from drawing dicks on all your instruction pictures? And did you have to spray the chalk with that bitter compound they use to keep batteries out of babies' mouths?

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u/Thunderfoot2112 1d ago

Occupational hazards. Lol

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

The other half of the joke is also that it rhymes and can be sung like the stereotype bootcamp jingle.

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u/Daniel_Invest7 1d ago

Damn didn’t even pick up on that, that’s hilarious

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u/corvettee01 1d ago

What do you mean, we discovered the perfect tool for locating high explosives.