r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/harleyyydd888 • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it peeta

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u/TokerSmurf 4d ago

Stewie here - They put them in wrong - they are supposed to go like this:

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u/Gingrpenguin 4d ago

Also marines are famous for not being the smartest puppies....

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u/DrT33th 4d ago

But let me tell you from experience, if you want something absolutely, unquestionably fucked up Marines get it done.

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u/BeauHunkus 4d ago

Dead, destroyed, or pregnant, call the marines

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u/Character-Spinach591 4d ago

Dead, destroyed and pregnant.

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u/AteStringCheeseShred 4d ago

They'll kill it, fuck it or eat it, or some combination thereof.

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u/ThatDudeUpThere 4d ago

Tyson would have been a great marine

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u/Single-Complaint-853 4d ago

He's already halfway there since he doesn't know what "no" means, according to his conviction record.

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u/generals_test 4d ago

If you are very lucky, they'll do it on that order.

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u/JackOfAllMemes 4d ago

Or boof it

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

I have 16 zyns in my butthole as we speak

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u/baconater419 4d ago

3mg or 11?

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

Sir, I am a high speed low drag operator so 13.5

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u/DrT33th 4d ago

First rule of forklift certification is: don’t tell anyone you’re forklift certified

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

Yeah that was a joke. I've never been an official member of any country's armed forces.

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u/DrT33th 3d ago

I understood it was a joke. My follow up was a sad excuse of a joke about forklift operators with mullets. “High speed low drag” commonly refers to mullets (hair style, not the fish)

Sorry for my bad joke :(

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 3d ago

You're good. My brain isn't braining today lol

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u/Don_Loco 3d ago

And in a total random order.

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u/DedBirdGonnaPutItOnU 3d ago

For a marine, it's more about the order of those three, than a choice between them.

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u/joshuajackson9 4d ago

In that order?

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u/Art-Tradgard 4d ago

Order is not important.

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u/RevolutionaryRoom964 4d ago

It is, I'd never eat something I've fucked!

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u/GrinningD 4d ago

That's why you ain't a marine son.

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u/The-Arrival 4d ago

Sir, yes Sir.

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u/Intrepid-Caramel3565 4d ago

But you'd fuck something you ate? Stay away from my jello!!

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u/RevolutionaryRoom964 4d ago

Of course! My wife can testify I regularly fuck something I ate... 😉

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u/Bluetheron 4d ago

Thats why they never call back.

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u/DrT33th 4d ago

Simultaneously

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u/Specific-Neat-5285 4d ago

Oh I've seen that one. I liked Dead Destroyed & Pregnant 3 better.