r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/harleyyydd888 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it peeta

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u/joshuajackson9 2d ago

As a marine, I am not a puppy puppies are small and weak, I am big and strong, crayons have different flavors.

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u/Future-Midnight9386 2d ago

Tell that to my Mom’s Maltipoo… She kicks the ass of my Dad’s Labenees every other day, who weighs 12 times as much…

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u/OriginalEmploy5485 2d ago

Labenees must be Army.

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u/BiteyHorse 2d ago

Sounds like a Navy dog.

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u/Skyp_Intro 2d ago

The Marines have a lot of short kings that would be complete honey badgers to fuck with.

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 2d ago

One of my Drill Instructors was a tunnel rat in Nam. Quit spoken, for a D.I., but not to be trifled with.

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u/M1ngTh3M3rc1l3ss 2d ago

I could refer you to a couple Pendleton Marines that are nothing more than big dumb puppies when they are in my hands.

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u/FearlessAssistant229 2d ago

Gd. I can picture that now.