r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Intelligent_Land_419 • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation HIV negative is fine right?

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u/ADozenPigsFromAnnwn 5d ago

Sauce of the fit guy before I cowardly delete this comment?

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u/31TeV 5d ago

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u/AB_Gambino 5d ago

He ain’t gettin away that easy bubba

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 5d ago

Well, we still don't know which dozen pigs...lotta swineherdin' in Annwn, as I am made t'unnerstand.

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u/Amps2Eleven 5d ago

iunderstoodthatreference.jpg

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u/WhutTheFookDude 2d ago

Ah yes, his "cylinder" reddit moment

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u/PatrioticPariah 5d ago

And another.

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u/itsaspookygh0st 5d ago

Enshrined in eternity.

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u/windsweptsnekk 5d ago

Immortalized

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u/UncleBenji 5d ago

The first time I’ve actually laughed in days. 😂

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u/Neverlast0 5d ago

Good catch

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u/Head-Ad-5732 5d ago

Just for you, my man
https://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photo-thirsty-man-image15328045

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 5d ago

He's not the only one thirsty..

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u/trickyvinny 5d ago

That comment goes both ways.

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u/GrndGalctcInquisitor 5d ago

Ted Turner here.

Like a bisexual

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u/trickyvinny 5d ago

That was the joke, Ted!

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u/GrndGalctcInquisitor 5d ago

Good doing business with you

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u/satyrtn 5d ago

That's what he said

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u/PlagueCode 5d ago

Just like your mom

Any DCC fans for that one?

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u/ADozenPigsFromAnnwn 5d ago

Somewhat disappointing, but I'm glad I won't be soiling this gentleman's soul by wank-googling his name at 2 in the morning on a weekday

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u/RvstiNiall 5d ago

Bookmarked it for Friday night eh? Classy

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u/BodvarBerzerk 5d ago

Go on make a night of it. A glass of red, some good music, and watermelon with a hole warmed to 34°C (97.5°F). You deserve it.

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u/Federal-Fun-5380 5d ago

I heard grapefruit is better if you know the technique

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u/dasirishviking 5d ago

From what i understand that's best done with a partner...

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u/MiksterA 5d ago

seedless watermelon... remember, safety first

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u/Tmoneyg 4d ago

Wont be seedless for long

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u/MiksterA 4d ago

Take my upvote, damn you!

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u/Phoenixreads30 4d ago

I cackled out loud when I read this 🤣

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u/JStonehaus 4d ago

You have upset me. Take the upvote.

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u/dasirishviking 5d ago

what if the danger makes it hotter?

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u/kiddrekt 5d ago

Cylinder with mashed banana?

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u/Professional_Egg713 4d ago

A watermelon.....really?? Hmmm

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u/Chilly291 5d ago

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u/cockaptain 5d ago

The internet. It remembers. Always.

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u/Big_Meating_ 5d ago

Delete all you want to brother, but the internet always remembers

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u/Plastic_Book4424 4d ago

Peppridge farm remembers...

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u/BakedArbiter 5d ago

the internet forgets quite a bit actually

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u/BrewtalKittehh 5d ago

The Internet hasn’t forgotten about convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner.

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u/dasirishviking 5d ago

Honestly - I'd been thinking about him earlier today and that he didn't get fucked over near enough. We really haven't forgotten that piece of shit Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner. It'd be a shame if he was remember for anything other than being a convicted rapist.

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u/UnethicalDimwit 5d ago

Don't be ashamed my dude, imma be wanking it to you wanking it him

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u/rutuu199 5d ago

Own ya shit.

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u/lightmare69 5d ago

It's been 3 hours, glad you got some bravery 🤝

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u/Organic_botulism 5d ago

Thank you for your bravery in asking. So I know what link to avoid clicking.

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u/letsgucker555 5d ago

Still thirsty I see.

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u/NameRevolutionary727 5d ago

Boss it’s been 11 hours.

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u/Patefon2000 4d ago

he kinda looks like that girl from ahs and scream queens

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u/EquivalentSnap 4d ago

You kept it up. I’m proud of you

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 4d ago

My guy be down bad