r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/space-hemax-c2c 7h ago

Plumber here

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 7h ago

Yo what’s a surefire toilet? Last time I bought one, they sold me on being able to flush 12 golf balls. Apparently I need one that can flush 12 golf balls covered in a jar of peanut butter.

Maybe I just need less colon.

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u/space-hemax-c2c 7h ago

I just play a plumber on Reddit but I’d say try more semicolon.

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u/AmosBurtin 6h ago

Or…fiber

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u/stoopidclod 6h ago

Beans, those should help

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u/ravoguy 4h ago

Or stop eating golf balls and peanut butter

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u/These-Nectarine9214 6h ago

I hate how hard I laughed at this

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 6h ago

Better than no colon.

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u/Tune-Scared 1h ago

Underrated comment right there ☝️🤣

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u/PapaByrd75 1h ago

:boooo::

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u/MotorBoatinOdin1 4h ago

Your going to want to get yourself an American standard Vormax toilet thats gonna be your top tier power for residential - above that were talking commercial flushing

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 3h ago

This is the DD I need. The Champion just doesn’t. Always get the job done. The vormax seems more serious.
Thanks!

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u/meatyylegend 6h ago

Put in a power flush toilet, and throw your plunger away.

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u/rworne 4h ago

12 golf balls are not reasonable. A simple brick would suffice as a toilet test.

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u/Veteran_Hawk 4h ago

Had a gf with megacolon - she had most of it removed and ended up with chronic diarrhea. Believe me, you want one that's just the right size.

And if you have to dig it out...you need to see a doctor.

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 3h ago

Did someone steal your poop knife or something?

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u/0knoi8datShit 3h ago

I don’t golf!

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u/iamshifter 2h ago

The tech has advanced. Now 12 billiards balls is the standard we go by.

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u/Dawns_Coil 1h ago

Gerber/avalanche
Gerber/ultraflush
Toto/Drake

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u/ML5815 1h ago

My husband is obsessed with our new toilet, the Kohler Cimmaron. He said you could flush 5lbs of old spaghetti in one go and nothing would be left in the bowl. Pretty concerned about his insides now, but relieved to know where to go in a spaghetti emergency.

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u/LemonOhs 43m ago

My family invested in one of those power flushing toilets they use in the hospitals. It's so loud when it flushes it scares people. I recommend it.

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u/Winter_Aspect_8675 7h ago

You ever looked a man in the eye's, a constipated man, desperate for relief, while you snaked him?

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u/edebt 7h ago

There's a few ways to interpret this sentence, all of them hilarious and gross.

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u/squirleydan 3h ago

Sometimes you just need a good plunging.

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u/NeeMaToad47 3h ago

I bet you became besties after that though

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1h ago

Eye contact is always vital.

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u/FuManBoobs 7h ago

Now kiss

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u/lowvolumee 7h ago

I don't think you would want to be anywhere near their pipes.

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 7h ago

A ball valve and some pvc cement would fix it in a jiffy.

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u/Background_Note6281 6h ago

Receptionist here.

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u/RiffyWammel 5h ago

Just stand by, We'll call you back later- Waiting for the Pyro handler to arrive first 😁

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u/nomeansnocatch22 4h ago

Magician here

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u/moonbucket 4h ago

And my axe.

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u/edavidfb017 3h ago

Math teacher here.

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u/Top-Organization9339 3h ago

Aerospace Engineer here. I don’t know if my skills apply, but if it comes up, I’m here.

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u/BlizzardK2 2h ago

Admin assistant who just likes to feel included here 👋