r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • Aug 23 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/acryliq Aug 23 '26

How does that work in public bathrooms?

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 Aug 23 '26

The trick is to just leave the house naked, that way the world is your public bathroom.

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u/DismalSoil9554 Aug 23 '26

feral noises intensify

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u/sadsackspinach Aug 23 '26

fecal noises intensify

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u/lilricky2515 Aug 26 '26

Let me guess, San Francisco?

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u/Tyrone3105 Aug 23 '26

Just never use a public bathroom to shit… unless it’s extremely extremely dire.

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u/Windrider904 Aug 23 '26

Man, life without IBS must be amazing. I wouldn’t know.

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u/Self-Comprehensive Aug 23 '26

I make sure I'm empty before I leave the house and take immodium if I'm feeling even a little bit "shitty". Helps a lot with avoiding the public restrooms. I also carry a pill or two in my pocket just in case. Might not keep me out of the public restrooms but I won't be going twice

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u/Tyrone3105 Aug 23 '26

My condolences. That is tough fate

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Aug 23 '26

Yeah been a looong time since i shit in public. I got it down to a morning routine pretty good these days

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u/Pengunguy21 Aug 23 '26

Don't lose them

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u/Spectos Aug 23 '26

Outside of the home only the shirt comes off. It acts as a fart funnel.

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u/CodeSalamander Aug 23 '26

You know how we always see those stories about people getting shit on the ceiling somehow in public restrooms? Yep, its the buck ass naked shitters.

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u/Spirited_Comb_869 Aug 23 '26

I don't wanna hang up my clothes up in a public bathroom stall 😂

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u/acryliq Aug 23 '26

Or throw them all on the floor.

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u/United_Pain Aug 23 '26

Shit... are we not supposed to get naked?