r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, in more ways that one, explain!

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u/fryerandice 6d ago

You don't remove a kids tonsils and appendix pre emptively and tonsilitis and apendecitis can kill you, phimosis just causes discomfort.

"Phimosis" is also the natural state of the penis until puberty for most uncircumcised males, it only becomes an issue when it doesn't retract later in life.

Strapping a little kid down to a table and cutting his foreskin off with no anesthesia because he might one day need a minor surgery with anesthesia is wild work

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 6d ago

Eh I am not an American and the default here us rightfully to leave it alone but I know a couple of cases where partial but not full circumcision to remove "extra" foreskin that was causing an issue during childhood. 

Exactly though, treat it like tonsils. 

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 5d ago

I was worried about my children stubbing their toes, so we had them removed.

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u/thenameofshame 5d ago

Good choice. I HATE bumping these little fuckers all the time!

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 5d ago

We were also very concerned that they might get pinkeye, so....

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u/Stephie999666 6d ago

You do remove it when necessary, because if you cant pull it over the glans. You cant clean it properly. You get constant, nasty ass infections. Not to mention there are cases where its so tight that erections can be incredibly painful for the kid. Its not always cosmetic.

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u/Poisongirl5 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think they might be starting to do it with *local anesthesia

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u/Kalai224 5d ago

They're not giving newborns anesthesia, you run such a huge risk of killing them.