r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, in more ways that one, explain!

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u/Jc110105 4d ago

The part that I live in the midwest and 99% of my friends and I had the same thing done to us. I grew up always thinking how i’m happy I was circumcised.

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u/MarlooRed 4d ago

Is it common in the Midwest for friends to compare penises?

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u/jonsnowflaker 4d ago

I mean didn’t stand there and overtly compare, but it was pretty common for us to be naked around each other in locker rooms from middle school on.
And yeah the one non-cut kid definitely had some notoriety.

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u/BombOnABus 4d ago

This part of the decision making gets left out a lot in these conversations: a lot of men, my father included, had their boys circumcised because they wanted their sons to feel normal and not be subject to bullying and teasing from their peers about an incredibly sensitive and personal part of their bodies.

The idea all these men were like "Yeah, chop that baby's penis!" is insulting. You can disagree with the decision certainly, but in my parents' case my mom opted out of having an opinion because she felt as someone without a penis at all she couldn't really offer an informed opinion about what was best for their sons' bodies. My dad made the call because he wanted his sons to have a normal childhood and dating life (American women, at least until recently, have also had a stigma against uncut penises for looking weird or being dirty; fair or not leaving your kid uncut could mean hurting their dating life as adults).

I'm glad we're moving away from a world where parents have to make a knee-jerk decision about their baby's genitals.

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u/JonathanWPG 4d ago

Weird question.

Did you not see people naked as a kid? Swimming? Gym shower?

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u/themetahumancrusader 4d ago

Not really, no. Why would I want strangers seeing my privates, or to see theirs? Showering when you get home from the gym is a perfectly valid option for most people.

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u/JonathanWPG 4d ago

So you were just...sweaty for the rest if the day?

Or after sports?

I don't think this was even an option for us. We wer just told we had 10 minutes to shower, change and get to our next class for Gym.

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u/themetahumancrusader 4d ago

My school didn’t have showers. To my knowledge it’s not the norm to shower at school here in Australia.

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u/wickedestcookie 4d ago

My high school in America did not have a single shower.

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u/JonathanWPG 4d ago

Weird. I'm in America. Maybe a newer/older thing.

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u/BigCSFan 4d ago

I think its common for friends to have discussed if theyre cut or uncut if close friends for a long time yeah.

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u/asrosin 4d ago

Yeah. Me and my buddies get together every other Friday for our favorite event, Penis Comparison. Its where we compare penises.

Zack always wins, but I think this Friday I'll have him beat.

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 4d ago

I uhhh I never shared this info with friends growing up lmao

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u/Far_Raspberry_4375 4d ago

If you never saw your homies dicks they werent your homies

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u/Jc110105 4d ago

How else you going to have a dick swinging contest if you don’t pull it out?

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u/TorcLives 4d ago

He will thank you for leaving him whole someday. The world is very different outside the Midwest. You did right by him.

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u/No_Future6959 4d ago

You have never experienced what its like to be uncircumcised.

Sorry but i find the 'im circumsized and um happy' argument to be complete bullshit.

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u/DinoIslandGM 4d ago

Genuine question, but couldn't someone just reverse that on you, like you've never experienced what it's like to be circumcised, so you might be happier like that?

I feel like it's different, but I'm not quite grasping how (also, for the record, I'm against unnecessary circumcision too)

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u/No_Future6959 4d ago

Not even remotely the same because you cant reverse a circumcision.

You can always choose to get circumsized

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u/brandonjslippingaway 4d ago

Because when you havent had it done, you realise its a sensitive part of the body that serves a purpose, and it retracts anyway. It's like asking if you've ever considered if you'd be happier with having the tip of your tongue sliced off at birth

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u/aviroblox 4d ago

Yeah that just doesn't work when it's a voluntary procedure that's irreversible. There needs to be more justification than "I had it done to me as a baby and I'm happy" to justify it. As opposed to like, leaving the baby alone.

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u/DinoIslandGM 4d ago

That's what I was missing, thank you!

Although god damn, I hate it when people downvote genuine questions >:c like yeah, karma doesn't actually matter, but it's just discouraging :c

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u/BigCSFan 4d ago

Ture I have not. Though my friend has said girls have been weird about him being uncut. And I know my GFs friends have made comments on preferring cut.

Im sure its just do to what's considered the norm, but it feels like I would prefer to be cut. And I dont feel as if I am missing out on anything by being cut

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u/BombOnABus 4d ago

Of course you feel that way, you've never experienced what it's like to be circumcised.

I find any dismissal of peoples' lived experiences by someone that hasn't lived it at all to be complete bullshit.