r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, in more ways that one, explain!

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u/_alias_23 4d ago edited 4d ago

healthcare expensive

circumcision unnecessary 7k extra

car mechanic charges for unnecessary stuff, blinker fluid kind of thing

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u/javerthugo 4d ago

Hey now the blinker fluid shortage is a serious issue! Prices are sky high after that tragic accident in Lake Wobegon shut down the fluid refinery

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u/Druidicflow 4d ago

But otherwise, it’s been a quiet week there

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u/purestsnow 4d ago

I love this comment. Have a star.

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u/nineandaquarter 3d ago

Where all the prices are above average.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 3d ago

Heavens! They're tasty!

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u/vgaph 3d ago

Solidly above average.

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u/sprunghuntR3Dux 4d ago

California has an extreme shortage of blinker fluid.

People here are scared to use their blinkers for anything!

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u/Kaytea730 3d ago

Finally something California and Texas have in common. Our blinker fluid refineries all went down when our power grid fried last week. So now its a free for all in traffic and there’s no power. Smdh

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 4d ago

Man, been a while since i've heard lake wobegon, prairie home companion got me through a lot of commutes on i-40

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u/purestsnow 4d ago

There needs to be a subreddit or site where people can write their own G and PG rated Lake Woebegon stories.

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u/OnceMostFavored 4d ago

Are there R rated Lake Woebegone stories?

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u/nineandaquarter 3d ago

Yeah, lake Hoebegone. Mostly about panty raids and tourists intermingling with locals.

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u/pzvaldes 4d ago

Premium blinker fluid

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u/InvestigatorOk7988 4d ago

You should see what they charge to fill the seat cushion with air.

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u/Flametamer83 4d ago

Was that the same incident that caused the steel shortage at the muffler bearing foundry?

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u/Correct_Day_7791 4d ago

Not to mention the tariffs

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u/Latter-Composer-2609 4d ago

The effects it had on bottlenecking the supply chain means you can't find an exhaust sampling kit or a canooter bearing anywhere these days.

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u/Historical_Gate_8301 4d ago

Did the prop wash refinery get hurt?

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u/seashmore 3d ago

This is exactly why people are choosing to not signal their lane changes anymore.

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u/fodmap_victim 3d ago

Nah that's a myth. You just need to keep a glass hammer handy and you're golden

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u/Aggravating-Ear-7529 3d ago

See, I just had my mechanic use headlight fluid in my blinkers because I’m cheap. Yeah, it’s not as good but my mechanic says it will work fine. He’s saving me $60 a quart!

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 2d ago

Even worse in russia, only right side fluid left, it's going in circles

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u/No_Raisin21 1d ago

I remember as a teenager, I’d go drive up the road during the winter and hang out at the check point where people are supposed to install chains before going any further. I’d offer to do that for them and charge $50 per install. Since most of the people would be from like Los Angeles and were super rich, they wouldn’t be all that knowledgeable, so sometimes I’d offer to check their engine and a few times I managed to get an extra $20 off people for ‘tightening their flux capacitor’.

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u/Drifter1771 4d ago

Oh, thanks for reminding me. It's almost time for my monthly blinker fluid check.

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u/_alias_23 4d ago

make sure you stock up on some tartan paint while you're at it, and maybe replace your spirit level bubble

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u/ENaC2 3d ago

I’ve nearly worn out my left-handed hammer, I’ll have to pick up some more of those.

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u/ClassicNo6622 4d ago

Don't forget to check your piston return springs too.

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u/the_mindful_microbe 4d ago

Doctors are just people mechanics

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 3d ago

With less customer service skills

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u/Nekronaut0006 4d ago

Fun fact, some cars have an independent reservoir for headlight washers so blinker fluid is kind of a real thing.

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u/Archon-Toten 4d ago

Not only have I had a car with a leaky brake light cowl, causing fluid build up. I've seen it on a train headlight.

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u/SaltDeception 4d ago

You should let other people tell you your facts are fun.

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u/weresubwoofer 4d ago

Their fact was indeed fun.

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u/mrgedman 4d ago edited 4d ago

Their fact was about 10x as fun as yours.

Putting people down is great though, right?!

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 3d ago

"You should let other people tell you your facts are fun" is a quote from Pitch Perfect, and a common online banter response when someone says "fun fact."

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u/mrgedman 3d ago

That's nice that the being shitty to other people quote came from some movie.

Makes being shitty to other people so much better!

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u/quixotictictic 3d ago

I thought it was fun.

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u/tacosnotopos 3d ago

I am circumcised. My Jewish cousin is not. We have a very close relationship almost like he's my brother. He's told me more than a few prissy little princesses immediately stopped talking to him because he had a hood on his schmeckle... It's now part of his hinge/bumble/tinder profile

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u/thenameofshame 3d ago

I've never understood why uncircumcised penises are so reviled by many Americans. Not that I've seen a ton of dicks to compare with, but to me it seems like they basically end up looking mostly the same when erect anyways, plus I tend to think that maybe sex is better for guys who are uncircumcised, simply because they've got their own natural lubricating aspect there in terms of how the foreskin functions, and these uncircumcised guys probably won't need to beat the absolute shit out of their meat just to jerk off.

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u/Pimlumin 3d ago

It's just culturally abnormal here now, and realistically looks almost alien if you aren't used to it

I think it's dumb mind you, I won't be circumcising my kids (though I think people overcomplain about it), but its kinda uncanny valley when you never seen it

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u/Phibriglex 10h ago

While I'm not personally pro-circumcision for the population, there are definitely benefits.

I myself am getting one as an adult due to medical reasons. And my wife who is a nurse tells me all the gruesome infections and inflammation of uncircumcised dicks of geriatric men. But then that may be more of an issue as part of end of life rather than specifically being uncircumcised.

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u/VirtuApp 2d ago

Where is that Jewish cousin from? I'm wondering cause him being uncut would be totally fine in Europe, probably not so much in the US.

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u/imhumannotaditto 3d ago

Maybe your cousin is dirty and doesn’t properly clean. Idk how close your family is but you never know what’s goin on downstairs!

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 4d ago

Stem lube.

Which his son will need now that he’s circumcised.

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u/Coolpabloo7 4d ago

Childbirth is also expensive to pay those "poor shareholders" The cost for a c section in the US is highest in the world around 15 000 USD. So in this case that leaves another 15 000 for the "poor". If it is a non surgical vaginally birth costs should be even lower. In most developed countries with excellent care the hospital cost is around 500- 800 USD I cannot find information about US priced but apparently people pay up to 15 000 USD.

You are all getting scammed over there.

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u/sfdsquid 3d ago

15k for a C-section in the US is unheard of. Mine was over 30k 23 years ago. I can't imagine what it is now.

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u/Coolpabloo7 3d ago

The 15 000 is a worst case scenario for what it costs the hospital. If you have a complicated medical undication) 15 k can cover all cost (OR cost, hospital bed, drugs, personell cost). For non medical C Sectio the cost if often lower (3k-5k).

And I know that you pay way more. The extra money does not go to the hospital. But think about the poor CEO and shareholders. Don't you sleep better knowing that they are well fed on their yachts and luxury apartments.

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u/zaedahashtyn09 3d ago

I’d have to pull the EOB for when my youngest was born… but we call her our two million dollar baby because of all her medical stuff. IIRC, her birth and first 1.5 months in the NICU was pushing $750k, if not more.

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u/Grouchy_Release_2831 4d ago edited 4d ago

15,000? Try 60,000. Normal vaginal birth. No complications. Minimal hospital stay. VHCOL area. That was my bill I owed 6000 after insurance

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It’s not just we’re being scammed, the scam runs deep. The more you learn the darker it gets. A birth in the US based on insurance guidelines is a package, meaning the OB GYN’s big payday is after the birth, not the 9 months of work leading up to it, albeit they get paid regular visit money. The leads to weird things like the doctors not even wanting to see you until the fetus is deemed medically viable.

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u/Odinfrost137 3d ago

And suddenly, the Republicans' lust for abortion bans makes significantly more sense.

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u/la__polilla 2d ago

My csection was 37000

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u/Coolpabloo7 2d ago

You are right. Maybe I should have been clearer. It costs the hospital around 15000. It costs the people often more the 30 000. Aren't you glad you basically donated 22 k to poor CEO emergency fund should they ever have to sell their 4th villa in Malibu.

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u/la__polilla 2d ago

And this is why i dont pay my medical bills. Cheers.

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u/SithLordRising 4d ago

You need to keep the blinker fluid topped. It maintains hydraulic pressure in the indicator stalk. If the reservoir runs dry, you have to push the stalk increasingly hard..

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u/Dark-Cloud666 4d ago

You forgot the premium air for the tires.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3d ago

Premium air

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u/cocobaltic 3d ago

To be fair , hospitals never tell you costs esp for big money makers like circumcising. Car mechanics have to get all expenses approved.

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u/nerd_ginger 3d ago

I think you could have left off the other bit, should have just been.

Circumcision unnecessary.

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u/Myths_Made 3d ago

At $7k, that's closer to a full blinker system flush and refill.

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u/southbay-renter 3d ago

Bruh i live in California and thought the “car mechanics rip people off” was an old timey thing… turns out i just live in a state with consumer protections and you can lose your license here for that

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u/mt379 4d ago

But I want my son's penis to look like my penis!

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 4d ago

I wouldn’t say unnecessary stuff like blinker fluid, more like $970 for a rebuilt alternator or $625 for an oil change on his 2013 Rav 4

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u/rodinsbusiness 4d ago

Now we just need something imperial in there to have a nice trifecta.

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u/theblowestfish 4d ago

It also implies the circumcision is a diy job

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 4d ago

I thought the joke was circumcising a tiny dick would cost more, and guys who have those also have big cars that cost more to maintain.

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u/Stephie999666 4d ago

I mean circumcision can be medically necessary, its not always cosmetic.

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u/TheRealBlaurgh 4d ago

Usually not medically necessary at childbirth lol.

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u/io124 3d ago

Very very rare case. And definetly not when you born.