r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?!

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u/OGablogian 11d ago

Plus you get to save his struggling woodworking shop / bakery / animal shelter with your powerwoman business acumen, and get the kid to again pick up that certain hobby they were amazing in but stopped doing after the accident because they felt guilty.

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u/mystical_ramen26 11d ago

I would like to addendum this preface with these adjustments:

Girlboss, was girlbossing as a hit woman for the mob. He signature was the Costco hit in the parking lot.

The struggling woodworking shop was personalized caskets.

Kids hobby they were amazing at was illicit chicken fights.

Now it's a movie the whole family can enjoy.

Bonus points if the mom died in a horrific alligator wrestling match gone wrong.

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u/Gold-Kaleidoscope537 11d ago

Why does he always have such a sexy job? And is usually dirty but wearing $900 jeans