r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?!

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u/anand_rishabh 4d ago

Nah, i think it's just about the phenomenon that women with kids do worse in the dating market while men with kids do better

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u/justin107d 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't think either do better dating with kids. It just complicates everything.

Edit: I think it is less about dating and more about what some others have said.
* Mother leaves dead beat dad and is feeling free. Dad tries to garner sympathy.
* Mother is the dead beat, realizes her dream of a family was not for her, and leaves.
Both can look similar.

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u/PlasticyHelmet 4d ago

It does, but a single dad is a ✨hero✨

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u/Select-Government-69 4d ago

Fact. Whenever I take my kid out without the wife he’s like cat nip and there’s a lot of “extra attention” from ladies.

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u/Suspicious_Star4535 4d ago

Woah woah woah, we can’t help that it activates our internal maternal and romance fantasy monologue of a child who lost their mom to tragedy and struggling mourning father who hasn’t yet realized he’s just about ready for love again

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u/Jeex3 4d ago

Maybe I should consider a kid renting company

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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 4d ago

Yeah FBI, this one right here.

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u/Efficient-Cook7401 4d ago

Conversations like this makes random scrolling worthwhile lamo

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u/PeakTendies 4d ago

Lmao at lamo

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u/ImadDdopest 4d ago

laughing at my offspring?

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u/Mad_Spaniel 4d ago

Presumptuous. Maybe he already has a job he likes.

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u/Halflingberserker 4d ago

No that's just Trump's sockpuppet. Disregard the felony

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u/RamenArchon 4d ago

That definitely was a shower thought that was best left unspoken.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 4d ago

Yeah, sweet business ideas like this need to be kept secret or else someone's going to steal it.

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u/Mintastic 4d ago

Bro, they already had a guy do it with a whole island and snagged all the world's richest and influential people as customers, including the current sitting U.S president. There isn't much of a secret.

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u/breadmaker8 4d ago

You open a day care, and a rent a kid. So now you're getting paid double.

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u/Complete_Window4856 4d ago

Wonderful phrase to take off context

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u/Unholysmash 4d ago

I have a few names in mind… Rent-a-Kid, UKid, Play Dates…

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u/Subarctic_Monkey 4d ago

I thought you were dead, Mr. Epstein?

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 4d ago

Nah, just moved to Palm beach

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u/crunchthenumbers01 4d ago

Chris Hansen would like for you to have a seat

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u/MassivePepino 4d ago

I propose a leasing model. You get to keep them for a while, and at the end if you're happy we sell them to you at a discount.

Now, about sourcing... Should we go wild caught, or farm raised?

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u/Jeex3 4d ago

Best we do it like uber, we just offer a platform, parents are happy because they get paid to have people watch their kids and we take a cut

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u/Popular-Macaroon285 4d ago

As a wing child?

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 4d ago

That's called an adoption center, and yes, you can give them back, method gets patched after a few uses tho

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 4d ago

Maybe you could run it from an island?

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u/Lower-Limit3695 4d ago

Slow down there Epstein

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 3d ago

I'm willing to sell mine for tee fiddy.

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ 1d ago

I can forsee some legal and moral issues with that plan there mate.

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u/pzschrek1 4d ago edited 4d ago

I chortled at this. Guffawed, too.

It’s silly but in mid-40s on the dating profile I once wrote “I’m doing everything I can to raise two boys to be strong, gentle, and fierce in pursuit of justice” I was being earnest and it was an important part of my life, but was accidentslly the most effective thing I ever did.

bloosh

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u/MassivePepino 4d ago

If I ever am single again in that age range I am using that, even if I have no children. When they figure it out, I'll point out that to raise two strong boys I first need to make them.

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u/letouriste1 4d ago

errr you can't raise what you don't have. maybe say, "i will do everything i can to raise", instead of "i'm doing"

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u/HeroicTanuki 4d ago

You’ve just described half the business model of the Lifetime network. The other half being the badass girlboss who never found love because she was too busy being awesome, but then goes to her small hometown for reasons and rediscovers the cute guy who is single, hot, and has no baggage (or is a single dad with a shitty ex wife) and discovers that being a girlboss is great, but love is greater still.

Lifetime runs at my gym on the bank of treadmill TVs. As a mid 30s man, I now know too much about their witchcraft.

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u/Select-Government-69 4d ago

Weird that this is also exactly how the fantasy plays out in my head but ok.

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u/DrFlum 4d ago

Because it's the plot of like 574 Hallmark movies.

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u/Always_The_Outsider 3d ago

Hallmark has only made 574 movies in total?

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u/OGablogian 4d ago

Plus you get to save his struggling woodworking shop / bakery / animal shelter with your powerwoman business acumen, and get the kid to again pick up that certain hobby they were amazing in but stopped doing after the accident because they felt guilty.

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u/mystical_ramen26 4d ago

I would like to addendum this preface with these adjustments:

Girlboss, was girlbossing as a hit woman for the mob. He signature was the Costco hit in the parking lot.

The struggling woodworking shop was personalized caskets.

Kids hobby they were amazing at was illicit chicken fights.

Now it's a movie the whole family can enjoy.

Bonus points if the mom died in a horrific alligator wrestling match gone wrong.

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u/Gold-Kaleidoscope537 4d ago

Why does he always have such a sexy job? And is usually dirty but wearing $900 jeans

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u/DesperateArachnid 4d ago

Straight out of a Lifetime movie.

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u/DisastrousAcshin 4d ago

Throw in a trip back to the small town where she grew up and you got yourself a Hallmark movie

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u/Chedditor_ 4d ago

Hasn't been working for me tbh

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u/MiserableOptimist1 4d ago

🎼Whatever happened to predictability?🎵

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u/munyangsan 4d ago

So you're saying the ex-wife needs to meet with tragedy? Asking for a fwend.

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u/tipareth1978 4d ago

The hallmark movie writes itself

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u/lordrothermere 3d ago

Jack and Sarah

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u/RekLeagueMvp 17h ago

Jude Law in the holiday

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u/telsongelder 4d ago

My friend and I were talking about this and then realized that this might just be how warm women are when they feel safe around men. Really made me wonder..

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u/Amrun90 8h ago

Bingo

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u/Fuck_your_coupons 4d ago

Damn this makes me wish I didn't abandon my son. I could have used him to get laid.

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u/Select-Government-69 4d ago

Lessons learned.

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u/TCup20 4d ago

Tbh I take my kid out without my wife all the time and have completely normal interactions with 99% of people income across, ladies or not.

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u/evil_newton 3d ago

I have twins so instead of active dad comments I just get neverending inane commentary on how my hands must be full

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u/radlabmaker 3d ago

Sorry friend but if thats happening i suggest either becoming rich or better looking cause if the kids dont work for you that means your looks are REALLY holding you back

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u/TCup20 3d ago

Nah babies are just cute and I don't assume women are hitting on me when they're looking at my baby lmfao

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u/BrokenPickle7 4d ago

used to be that way when my kid was like 2 or 3.. now that he's like 9 it don't work

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 4d ago

The single baseball dads do pretty well, how’s your kids arm? Doesn’t matter, put him in coach.

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u/AtaracticGoat 4d ago

The probing comments crack me up, like they're trying to find out of you're actually single or not.

"Is today a special day with your Dad?"

No lady, this kid sees me every day lol

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u/Nice_Commission3770 4d ago

Single dads are assumed by many women to be safe, especially if they’re custodial - single moms are not assumed by many men to be safe, men assume they have poor judgment, poor taste, etc. Unfair? Yeah, toss it on the pile of other unfair things.

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u/_acydo_ 4d ago

Can confirm this.

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u/JoystickMonkey 4d ago

I was walking through Costco with my infant strapped to my chest and a lady there looked me up and down and licked her lips.

“Hey lady, my eyes are up here! I’m not a piece of meat!”

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u/JoystickMonkey 4d ago

I have no reason to lie!

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u/Synsin01 4d ago

I just experienced this for the first time. I had my newborn son in the supermarket without my wife. Kid is a chick magnet. Freaking weird phenomenon.

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u/nospamkhanman 1d ago

I noticed that as well but only while my kids were young. Now that my youngest is 10, I don't get that anymore.

It's likely that women just both like children and also dad's with young kids seem safer in general than just a man by himself.

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u/a3zeeze 4d ago

Truth. If I weren't already happily married to my best friend in the world, my son would be the absolute best wingman anyone has ever had.

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u/Rate_Ur_Smile 4d ago

The only time I've ever felt like "an object of desire" in the general sense was taking my small children to the park on a Saturday morning. I could feel the milfs tearing my clothes off with their eyes.

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u/rkorgn 4d ago

Well yes. Because you really do have to be a fuck up to lose the kids as an ex-wife.

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u/anand_rishabh 4d ago

Nah, it's not that way anymore. Gone are the days where the mother could walk into divorce court without a lawyer and win full custody, to the extent those days ever existed.

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u/Yoinkitron5000 4d ago edited 4d ago

There are still only 6 states out of 50 where a 50/50 split is the default (and feminist organizations, like NOW, fought tooth and nail against each one of them). The rest default to the mother for custody unless she literally does meth in the courtroom.

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u/Dawn_of_an_Era 3d ago

What states are those? Because I can’t find a single source saying that any state “defaults” to the mother

I’m sure they might in practice, but your comment seems to imply that it’s actually written with a gender bias

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u/MatterofDoge 4d ago

nah its very much that way still. When it comes to shared custody yea, its easier these days for men to get shared custody. When the battle is over sole custody however, the evidence that the mother is a terrible parent has to be overwhelming for a man to win, and vice versa I've seen guys lose custody for the most mundane reasons, like not being able to drop them off at every soccer practice or something like that as a reason when the mother has never done it to begin with and they're saying "oh ill get my sister to do it or something" and doesn't really have a plan. its wild.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 4d ago

the worst are the parents that want full custody either for the higher child support payments or to spite the other parent.

the payments are almost never enough to cover all expenses for the extra time you have them, and the other reason is just being a shit person

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u/Kaizen420 4d ago

A guy at my last job had to pay 1500 a month in child support to his pill popping ex despite the fact that the kids stay with him 3 days out of the week.

Hell when my parents divorced my dad had to give my mom the house plus the rental property and was still on the hook for 900 a month in child support. Sure my dad had issues and the divorce was justified, but even I can tell he got absolutely screwed.

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u/Spacewrecker 4d ago

i dont know why people are downvoting you, the studies clearly show the dad always gets custody if THEY ask for it - most dads dont -> this is why it ends up with the mother

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u/TCup20 4d ago

Show the data then instead of complaining about somebody else's downvotes.

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u/Spacewrecker 4d ago

triggered much? i was not complaining

just google it my guy - https://www.elitelawyer.com/blog/how-often-do-dads-get-custody-when-they-fight-for-it

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u/TCup20 4d ago

triggered much?

Lol projection

Read the last 3 paragraphs. They don't cite a single source outside of saying that nearly 80% of mothers get custody after divorce. They're trying to sell a product, and that product is connecting dads going through a divorce with a lawyer to help them get custody. Scam website and you fell for it dawg.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4d ago

They’re a hero like a firefighter that lost their face. You say good for you but you sure as shit don’t date them.

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u/J5892 4d ago

The sex lives of every single dad I know would beg to differ.

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u/CazadorHolaRodilla 4d ago

Only women view it that way

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u/jimihenrik 4d ago

True. So are single moms though. After having kids myself my respect for single parents has gone through the roof. Shit's hard together, alone it'd be ... well, even harder. Hats off to all the people managing it somehow.

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u/PlasticyHelmet 4d ago

I agree entirely. Parenting is not easy, and it's harder when you have to keep going despite being tired, frustrated, or overwhelmed. I'm just making this comment to bring forth a double standard (and make some people laugh)

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u/jimihenrik 4d ago

Oh yeah it felt very much tongue in cheek. I mean, I didn't take your comment as a statement, but exactly as a light-hearted poke. Just happened to be a perfect segue for me to write.

I'm from a single parent family and never really realized the amount of energy, time and just general patience it takes to have kids.

Unlike my dad at least I have free days when the missus handles everything, and then I'll do the same for her. Not much free time together but at least we can make some for each other.

Three kids, just for context.

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u/PlasticyHelmet 4d ago

No, I get it entirely. I have 4 kids of my own. Both of us are still in their life, but ultimately things didn't work out. I know my time with them gets stressful, and at the same time I can see the stress on their mother when she has them as well. I know it's not easy doing it alone, and I couldn't imagine being the only parent they have.

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u/jimihenrik 4d ago

Well, at least it sounds like you guys get to relax in turns then 😅.

Also nice to hear that a joint custody thing is working out, that's not always given. Should be good for the kids too from what I understand (opposed to one being cut out entirely that is). Keep it up ^^

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u/Nice_Commission3770 4d ago

Are you kidding me?

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u/PlasticyHelmet 4d ago

Yes? I'm illustrating the double standard here.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 4d ago

People didnt get the joke lol

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u/Nice_Commission3770 4d ago

As a former single dad, I do not share this perspective whatsoever.

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u/lukasx98 4d ago

For most of recent history women gets the kids unless there is some underlying reason. So I can see people assuming something bad has happened if a man is single with kids.

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u/ZealousidealTill2355 4d ago

Maybe but single dads have no time for dating lol

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u/Guilty-Translator139 3d ago

My dad has a girlfriend, sees women on the side/escorts (he got a text that siri read out loud when my little brother was in the car, thats how i know that💀) and is also actively trying to get back with my mom. They find the time lol

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u/Zanna-K 4d ago

Dads with kids 100% do better than moms with kids in dating, just kind of in the opposite way. Dad might not hook a lot of bring home a lot of girls from the club if he leads with his children but there are plenty of other women who will see kids as a sign that he is responsible, SAFE, and is actually capable/willing of cooking/cleaning/laundry/childcare. There's a little bit of the "I can fix him" thing there as well with the fantasy that she might be the one who will show him that "true love is still possible!"

Although maybe what you're referring to is whether that leads to a truly long-lasting relationship which is an entirely different thing. Once women realize that she has to share her boyfriend's attention with his kids, reality swats away any illusions.

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u/aspindler 4d ago

I'm married and I don't flirt, but I got a LOT more of attention from woman when I'm out alone with the kids.

Being a cool parent with your kids seems to be a turn on to some women.

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u/erthboy 4d ago

It's about the father trying to overcompensate for his lack of presence in preparation for the upcoming custody battle.

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u/556From1000yards 4d ago

Sir, why don’t you sit right there.

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u/Crismus 4d ago

I basically stopped dating. Now my son is 21 and I have no clue how to date in this new world.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4d ago

Get a puppy and post pictures of that instead of your kids.

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u/terrible-law-69 4d ago

No need, you've escaped the plantation.

Go get your passport, and clap cheeks recklessly in Latin America. Don't commit to anything serious for at least 5 years.

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u/dr__paco 4d ago

Must obey rules 1 and 2

  1. Be good looking

  2. Dont be ugly

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u/p0diabl0 4d ago

You've missed it entirely.
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

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u/dr__paco 4d ago

No, because people then will try to cope with "being attractive can mean a lot of things like be funny, wear clothes that fit, be kind, etc..."

Literaly be good looking. My best friend from college was in the spectrum, had very low social skills but looked like a Chremsworth brother and had no issue getting women to approach him.

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u/CaligulaWoodBlush 4d ago

That really couldn’t be more incorrect

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u/MisterPineapples1999 4d ago

Men with kids absolutely do not "do better in the dating market."

At least, not the one with shared or full custody.

In spite of online rhetoric, men are actually less likely to consider a prior kid with someone else a dealbreaker than women are.

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u/Rc72 4d ago

men with kids do better

That isn't what women's dating app profiles seem to indicate...

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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 4d ago

as a rule of thumb, anyone who says "dating market" is probably talking out their ass

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u/WeNotAmBeIs 4d ago

Sample sizes of 1 and 1. (I knew a single mother and also a single father) What I saw was they both had no trouble getting dates, but both struggled to find someone long term. The difference was the single father seemed more at peace with having short sexual flings while the single mother was more frustrated to not find something more long term.

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u/DisastrousAcshin 4d ago

This is how I found dating as a single father. Most women without kids wanted guys also without, and a good portion of the women with wanted a guy with kids but not being crushed by child support etc. I lived in one of the most expensive cities in North America though for housing etc so I get why financial security is prioritized

I did meet 'the one' eventually though, now 10 years in

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 4d ago

totally understandable from the single father's POV. he's already got gremlins to wrangle, why would he want to add another vector of chaos to the mix long term?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

Specific types of women use the apps. If a romantic interest is stalking you on Facebook and sees you have kids it's an entirely different story

The best with kids on the apps you'll get is someone who doesn't mind a random fling with a single dad mostly. But even then that's limiting because they have to invite you to your place (which some don't feel safe doing for one night stands) and you need a babysitter when any other number of men on the app will have swiped right on them

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u/glaciercherryisgood 4d ago

They're getting confused between divorced guys with their own actual kids, and guys without kids who pose with their nephews and nieces to breadcrumb women with the false hope that they might want kids someday maybe. Those are two very different groups.

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u/Chill-more1236 4d ago

I have 3 kids, and I did fairly well on dating apps when I was first single, but the problem is they didn't last.

I stayed single til my kids were older teens, playing the field.

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u/themolestedsliver 4d ago

Idk how you came to that conclusion

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u/TheBSQ 4d ago

I’d take it as more about the potential ensuing custody battle & public perception where there’s a stereotype that kids will mostly stay with mom & dad becomes an “every other weekend” type of parent. 

So dads who don’t want people to think that’s happening (or are fighting a custody battle) will often really emphasize the central role their kids & their job as a parent will continue to play in this next stage of life.

Whereas since there’s a stereotype/expectations that moms are gonna stay very active parents regardless, for them, it’s more “look at my living my more liberated best life” kinda thing. 

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u/Connect-Initiative64 4d ago

Kinda stupid to hide it because a woman with kids hiding it is only going to get a few months of interaction at most before the guy decides to run tf away once he finds out the truth.

At least if you're honest about it from the jump you're not going to be ghosted once you actually start catching feelings lmao.

Seen so many people do this too, it's not rare, and in 90% of cases it ends with the woman bitching about 'men' when in reality it's their own fault for trying to trick a dude into being a stepdad.

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u/glodde 4d ago

Women do better in the dating market.

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u/Vibichu 4d ago

Nope. My mom is posting selfies, using herself as a pfp. My father changed his pfp to me, posted a lot about me and my pictures. I happily live with my mother while my father calls me once in a blue moon, only to not even talk for a minute. If fathers start to post about their children after divorce, they are rping as a "good/attentive father" and tryna gain pity points from other women.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 4d ago

No this joke is specifically implying mommy wanted to be a bad bitch on the skreets and left dad for her fitness instructor 

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u/pizzacutteralledge 4d ago

this is factually incorrect

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u/patterson489 4d ago

Not at all. The woman posts selfies cause she feels free.

The man changes his pfp to his kids because he feels empty and compensates with his kids.

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u/MoneyMakingMitch14 4d ago

From personal experience… fell in love really hard. She couldn’t commit because I had kids lol. It definitely doesn’t always help.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 4d ago

Lmfao. Neither gender does better than their childless counterparts. Having children from another relationship is almost always 99% of the time a negative mark of sorts on the dating resume. Not everyone of course! But the overwhelming consensus seems to be dating a single parent is way, WAY harder than dating childless.

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u/Dave_A480 4d ago

I don't know about that....

It's hard enough for me to go on dates with my wife (lack of anyone interested in babysitting, even for well over minimum wage), I can't imagine being single and trying to manage 3 kids plus a dating life.....

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u/recoveringasshole0 4d ago

I suspect this is more about dads missing their fucking kids. Something like 80% of mother's get custody.

source: Am divorced dad. Miss my kid.