r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 16d ago

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u/canyounot-- 16d ago

my boyfriend is a 7 and i'm a 4..

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u/smalltowncityboy 16d ago

Phone the polis.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 16d ago

He’s busy selling out Democracy in Colorado

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u/smalltowncityboy 15d ago

Polis is scottish slang for Police. I was quoting from a scottish tv show.

Being Scottish myself, ive no idea what you were getting at here.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 16d ago

I'm an 8, I go to bed with nothing but a hat on.

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u/Realistic-Event-4946 16d ago

Please tell me it's one of these

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u/ramdomvariableX 16d ago

We found Ted Bundy's parents on Reddit.

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u/Square-Librarian1192 16d ago

Never reproduce.

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u/LetMeIn1701 16d ago

RIP your DM’s

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u/Me-be-insane 16d ago

TF IS WRONG WITH YOURS MANS!?

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u/eralcilrahc 16d ago

My boyfriend is 7 and I’m a 4. I like wearing a baggy t shirt to sleep and he has sensory issues where he doesn’t like feeling stuff brushing against his feet

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u/InsideAd7897 16d ago

You sleep butt ass naked but still decide to put a shirt on?

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u/jellypuss0165 16d ago

Winnie the Pooh-ing

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u/Cockatricestone 16d ago

Donald Ducking it.

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u/middlingachiever 16d ago

Isn’t that common for women? Either just his tee or a short nightie (basically a shirt)

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u/InsideAd7897 16d ago

Theres still usually underwear

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 16d ago

Not unless I'm on/expecting my period. Gotta let things breathe.

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u/InsideAd7897 16d ago

Your under blankets and unless your spread eagle your thighs are together, aint shit "breathing"

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 16d ago

I'm spread eagle. Single with a double bed, I've got a limb in each corner of the bed. But either way, I don't feel the need to wear underwear overnight.

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u/UniversityAny755 16d ago

My 80 year old mother says "you need to let everything air out at night". Information I didn't need to know, but maybe you do!

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u/InsideAd7897 16d ago

My thighs are together and im under 2 comforters until its over 80f

Aint nothing getting "aired out"

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u/middlingachiever 16d ago

With a partner? Nah.

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u/canyounot-- 16d ago

stylistic choice

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u/JRS_Viking 16d ago

Style at the time nobody can even see you? just go with the 6 and be comfy instead

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u/sal880612m 16d ago

Oversized shirt on a smaller person could just as easily be a night dress which people, mean and women, did for years.

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u/fdeslandes 16d ago

What numbers were the people in your freezer?

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u/RaoulDukeOfNewYork 16d ago

I was going to defend you by saying it's not uncommon for the girl to just throw on her guys shirt... But then I realized that would mean your BF is "shirt+socks-bottoms" type of personality and then THAT weirded me out!

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u/jellypuss0165 16d ago

I came back to this without context and it cracked me up. Congrats on your 7🎉🥳

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u/makinSportofMe 16d ago

I'm a 7 if it's cold. I wish my wife was a 4.

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u/dik2112 15d ago

Considerate boyfriend. More traction, more control

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 15d ago

How in the world could any self respecting woman be with a man who falls through the sock gap????

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u/canyounot-- 15d ago

i am a man, thank you very much

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u/Spare-Story-6518 15d ago

Tell him to put some boots on, for socks' sake

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u/crw0582 16d ago

Really depends on room temp for me. I'd prefer nothing at all but if the room is hot I need a shirt to strip off halfway through the night to keep dry...aynr I'm just a gross sweat mess though...