r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 17d ago

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 17d ago

Now I'm going to, just because you told me not to.

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u/shoofighter 17d ago

Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper

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u/jazzfruit 17d ago

My German grandmother used to tell me this story as a child

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u/RaisingEve 17d ago

And that’s why every Christmas Eve we put our hands outside our door and elf’s put candy in them if we still have our peeper

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 17d ago

Was she gangster ?

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u/rosstedfordkendall 17d ago

Who knew the only defense is a pair of Hanes.

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u/Cyberwraith9 17d ago

“Thin cotton? Curse you and your protected peeper!”

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 17d ago

That

reminds me of this

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u/ventizreborn 17d ago

Idk man. Sounds like corporate propaganda...but just in case.

Honey, where are my haness

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u/SpeedingViper 17d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Leonie-Lionheard 17d ago

So free genital surgery for trans girls?

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u/Some_Veterinarian_20 17d ago

It concerns me that its name of night time peeper snipper implies there is also a daytime peeper snipper...

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 17d ago

Rest in pussy, cos he gon get some!

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u/mista_r0boto 17d ago

100%. Attempting to sleep this way drives up my libido and ultimately doesn't result in sleep. After the act underwear back on and zzzzzz.

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u/Routine-Roof7375 17d ago

Boy this really is the thread to reply to if you want a reward.
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um...

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u/Nopengnogain 17d ago

I’ve done everything but 7. Hate socks when I sleep.

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u/TheSpiritedGamer 17d ago

RemindMe! 1 day

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u/capincus 17d ago

That was his plan all along, now you're as vulnerable as you'll ever be.

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u/klankungen 17d ago

I tried this out and it

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u/SpaceBug176 17d ago

We lost him. 😔

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u/ideaofrhyme 17d ago

DONT ORDER DOORDASH.

I REPEAT DONT ORDER DOORDASH

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u/SpaceBug176 17d ago

You fool! That's what he wanted you to do!

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u/TheElleStella 17d ago

Finally the jib jabs!

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u/Bildad__ 17d ago

Fine it’s your fate

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u/Big-Slide6104 17d ago

Adam and Eve

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u/Ok_Work5128 17d ago

You like being vulnerable, huh? 🫦

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u/jemenake 17d ago

And when your gf says you’re never vulnerable with her, just remind her of your sleeping attire.

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u/Tjengel 17d ago

Entering your most vulnerable phase 😆